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Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

The bride broom looked beautiful in her white dress and the groom handsome in his tuxedo.

The wedding was lovely. After the dinner the bride leans over to the groom and says "I think I

am going to have a little whisk broom"

"Impossible" says the groom



are you ready....................









We haven't even swept together yet!!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Brilliant! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Rapunzel;1256724 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Brilliant! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


I knew you'd be here!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Odie;1256726 wrote: I knew you'd be here!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Lol! I love the joke threads. They brighten my day. :-6
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Rapunzel;1256739 wrote: Lol! I love the joke threads. They brighten my day. :-6


me to.:guitarist
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Odie;1256741 wrote: me to.:guitarist


We need to get more people to post jokes!

Shall we flash our boobs at any good joke posters? :sneaky::wah::wah::wah:
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Ugggghhh... :wah:

This is an "R" rated thread, so I don't see any problem with ladies flashin' their boobs. :D


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G-man;1256750 wrote: Ugggghhh... :wah:

This is an "R" rated thread, so I don't see any problem with ladies flashin' their boobs. :D


Lol. But whats with the Ugggghhh...?

Our boobies are not Ugggghhh...! :p:wah::wah::wah:
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Rapunzel;1256757 wrote: Lol. But whats with the Ugggghhh...?

Our boobies are not Ugggghhh...! :p:wah::wah::wah:


The ugh was in reference to the punchline. :p Slept/swept? :rolleyes:

I dunno' about your boobies... that remains to be seen... I've seen a handful or so of member's boobies and they ranged from "where are they?, is that one, or is that just a freckle?" to "WHOA!!!" so, I dunno'... none of those folks have posted in here, yet. :wah:


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G-man;1256765 wrote: The ugh was in reference to the punchline. :p Slept/swept? :rolleyes:

I dunno' about your boobies... that remains to be seen... I've seen a handful or so of member's boobies and they ranged from "where are they?, is that one, or is that just a freckle?" to "WHOA!!!" so, I dunno'... none of those folks have posted in here, yet. :wah:


Just for you G-man, I will post a picture of my boobies. :)

Are you ready now?

Sitting comfortably?

Grasping the arms of your chair, ready to be amazed?

Okay then . . . . .

Here they come . . . . .



Next post . . . . .







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Tah-dah . . . . .





Here they are . . . . .





Rapunzels boobees!

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Rapunzel;1256771 wrote: Tah-dah . . . . .





Here they are . . . . .





Rapunzels boobees!


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:wah: I was expectin' birds, not bees...


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:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
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Mustang;1256813 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl


him and his bee's, have a man to man talk to him and find out why he loves bees.:sneaky::lips:
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