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Verb of Nothing;1253316 wrote: Killing all the under 50 could be a smart solution.


Thats actually a good idea.

Then there'd be no one left able to repopulate the planet. The last humans would die out and the planet would be left to slowly rid itself of pollution and global warming. Endangered species could breed in peace. Animal, plant and insect life could re-establish itself and hold sway . . . until visitors from an alien planet arrive to decimate the land of all its clean water and nutrients and minerals and then blow the planet to Kingdom come.

Good solution, I like it. :)
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Rapunzel;1253319 wrote: Thats actually a good idea.

Then there'd be no one left able to repopulate the planet. The last humans would die out and the planet would be left to slowly rid itself of pollution and global warming. Endangered species could breed in peace. Animal, plant and insect life could re-establish itself and hold sway . . . until visitors from an alien planet arrive to decimate the land of all its clean water and nutrients and minerals and then blow the planet to Kingdom come.

Good solution, I like it. :)
Or instead we should all use one of the smartest inventions on the planet: the scrotum cutter (hook chìimoob).

I think I should open a topic about it.
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By the way I don't think I completely understood this forum's rules about posting pics.

And that's a problem, because I'd like to post a lot of pics in the near future.
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You are a strange person.

Maybe you should read the forum's rules and understand that youngish children can visit this site. They might not appreciate the topics and pictures you like to introduce.
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Verb of Nothing;1253324 wrote: By the way I don't think I completely understood this forum's rules about posting pics.

And that's a problem, because I'd like to post a lot of pics in the near future.


Under My Settings, Pictures & Albums. Create an album. Upload pictures.

Or use the Attach Files / Manage Attachments button on a post and add photos to any of your posts.

Don't hotlink any picture from any other site.
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Verb of Nothing;1253322 wrote: Or instead we should all use one of the smartest inventions on the planet: the scrotum cutter (hook chìimoob).

I think I should open a topic about it.


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And his scrotum cutter (hook chìimoob)



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Verb of Nothing;1253316 wrote: Killing all the under 50 could be a smart solution.


We need to start from scratch. We need a term to describe this act of de-populating so people dont get the wrong idea about it and start referring to it as cleansing or some other ugly word.

We should escalate it, ramp it up into something fun. Put a little sass in it.
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Nomad;1253360 wrote: We need to start from scratch. We need a term to describe this act of de-populating so people dont get the wrong idea about it and start referring to it as cleansing or some other ugly word.Sanitation?
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Ian;1253470 wrote: The verb of nothing failed to isolate himself ;)
I want to be alienated from existance in the first place. That's for sure.

Humans... I don't love the high majority of them, but I can't be perpetually isolated from them. First, it would be an against nature thing. Second... it would be an utopia: talking useless and senseless words is a human peculiarity. And you need someone who listen to you if you want to talk.
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Have you considered reading the book i mentioned?
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spot;1253364 wrote: Sanitation?


I dunno.

What about poof.

They get poofed sound soft enough?
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Ian;1253632 wrote: Is it not within your own power to create an existence that is better for Humanity?


Of course it's in my power. But, rationally: why should I make such a ridicolous effort for all the HUMANS (my biggest enemies)? To be an hero? I'll tell you something, my friend: the number of heroes in a society is very useful, because it tell us how much our society is ********d up. I think I'm going to write something about this now.
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Seek Help..!! before you hurt yourself or someone else.
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CARLA;1253706 wrote: Seek Help..!! before you hurt yourself or someone else.
Very wise advice Carla.

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Ian;1253983 wrote: You are trapped in modernity's disenchantment, on the physical level you see Man with power over nature but spiritually you see Nature with power over Man( this is a war in another realm).


At the contrary; I consider any men who sustain any form of progress a masochist. Progress is a crime, against the nature and against ourselves.

And no, I don't feel the man as "over nature" from a physical point of view. Ok, maybe we're slightly more "developed" and "powerful" than other animals but... we are always nothing more than animals. So, if we're wise, we don't do anything that hurts nature, because nature will return all the pain back.

Oh, well now it's too late anyway to hope for something. Let's just hope that everyone will die very soon and that men will stop procreating.
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Ian;1254010 wrote: Why is it too late?
- The Owl said so

- No one wants to change anything. Thank god, may I add
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Could you get some Play Dough?

Great stress reliever, you go into this trance and forget about everything around you while you knead the colored dough into different shapes. Sometimes when you snap out of it you dont even know where you are.

It has a nice smell too.
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Nice taste too.
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Nomad;1252230 wrote: Speaking of poop here are some fun facts.



How does poop stay together, like in links?

In humans, soft poop is really one long, mostly continuous sausage before it comes out. It gets its "link" look because we tend to pinch off lengths of it with the anal sphincter as the poop emerges. If a person pinches hard enough, the poop separates into several turd units. If the person doesn't pinch that hard, the turds may stay connected.

If you can remain sufficiently relaxed, you can produce an awesomely long poop that will coil up inside the toilet.

Why does some poop float?

Floaters are turds that have an unusually high gas content. Sometimes the gases produced by bacteria in our gut don't have a chance to collect into a large fart bubble, but remain dispersed in the feces. The poop then comes out foamy, and has a lower density than water.


OMG! Nomie! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Verb of Nothing;1253993 wrote: because nature will return all the pain back.




That's for sure, my back pain has been terrible for years! :D
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minks;1253775 wrote: Very wise advice Carla.

(I know we are troll feeding aren't we)


you know what he should be fed?:lips:
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