I feel my body rotting and limping along the tortuous existance.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:47 am

Yep sh*t happens. :wah:

[QUOTE]This though is another demostration of one of my main axioms: true wisdom hides itself in sh*t.[/QUOTE]

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:09 am

Verb of Nothing;1252165 wrote: Great. Seriously

I didn't expect you all were so exciting. Amazing.

When I first visited this forum I thought it was very shitty. And now you've become so interesting...

This though is another demostration of one of my main axioms: true wisdom hides itself in sh*t.

Well Doctors can tell a lot from Sh*t. Guess they are pretty wise.

Geeze if ya got a point to make go on and make it, if you are implying us here are all idiots and just typing sh*t then don't play along.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:58 am

Verb of Nothing;1252165 wrote:

true wisdom hides itself in sh*t.

Im an enormous turd.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:12 am

Verb of Nothing;1252165 wrote: Great. Seriously

I didn't expect you all were so exciting. Amazing.

When I first visited this forum I thought it was very shitty. And now you've become so interesting...

This though is another demostration of one of my main axioms: true wisdom hides itself in sh*t. One needs to measure the wisdom against the excellence of the shyte. If members here were to be compared with wisdom and shyte... then some shyte is good, some shyte is stinking and some shyte is of the most highest claibre. You, my friend, need to be a fly on the shyte of our forum and determine in your own time warp, the quality of each piece of shyte.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:21 am

Speaking of poop here are some fun facts.

How does poop stay together, like in links?

In humans, soft poop is really one long, mostly continuous sausage before it comes out. It gets its "link" look because we tend to pinch off lengths of it with the anal sphincter as the poop emerges. If a person pinches hard enough, the poop separates into several turd units. If the person doesn't pinch that hard, the turds may stay connected.

If you can remain sufficiently relaxed, you can produce an awesomely long poop that will coil up inside the toilet.

Why does some poop float?

Floaters are turds that have an unusually high gas content. Sometimes the gases produced by bacteria in our gut don't have a chance to collect into a large fart bubble, but remain dispersed in the feces. The poop then comes out foamy, and has a lower density than water.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:36 am

Nomad;1252230 wrote:

Floaters are turds that have an unusually high gas content. ]

Spot.

Verb of Nothing · Post by **Verb of Nothing** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:01 am

oscar;1252224 wrote: One needs to measure the wisdom against the excellence of the shyte. If members here were to be compared with wisdom and shyte... then some shyte is good, some shyte is stinking and some shyte is of the most highest claibre. You, my friend, need to be a fly on the shyte of our forum and determine in your own time warp, the quality of each piece of shyte.
Usually that's what I do when it comes to walk in my dog's cacca. Judging the best piece and throwing it in my dog's face.

Verb of Nothing · Post by **Verb of Nothing** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:57 am

minks;1252203 wrote: Well Doctors can tell a lot from Sh*t. Guess they are pretty wise.

Geeze if ya got a point to make go on and make it, if you are implying us here are.
No, doctors are criminal.

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:00 am

Verb of Nothing;1252305 wrote: No, doctors are criminal.

Well funny that I always thought many were life savers... son of a gun, almost a half of a century worth of life and I have been mislead. WOW.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:45 am

Verb of Nothing;1252305 wrote: No, doctors are criminal.

What are you saying Verby?

Lets get to the meat of it.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:47 am

Verb of Nothing;1252305 wrote: No, doctors are criminal.
Well if they are poking in my poo without my permission, I want them arrested.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:56 am

oscar;1252338 wrote: Well if they are poking in my poo without my permission, I want them arrested.

Your poo is hoppys recreational portal

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:58 am

Nomad;1252215 wrote: Im an enormous turd.

Wow. Talk about being self aware!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:00 pm

flopstock;1252343 wrote: Wow. Talk about being self aware!

Well yea, of course. pft...

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:17 pm

flopstock;1252343 wrote: Wow. Talk about being self aware!

He's floating on the ocean of life clinging to a limp palm tree swept away in high winds of hell.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:43 pm

Love is a mountain of poo and we are all but chooks that climb upon it to crow

Verb of Nothing · Post by **Verb of Nothing** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:10 pm

Nomad;1252336 wrote: What are you saying Verby?

Lets get to the meat of it.
Medicine is one of the worst progress facet.

It postpones death, and this takes from life. The man has to perish if his conditions lead him to death; at the contrary medicine manages to keep him alive and, therefore, causes the need of additional struggle to survive another bunch of years.

A world without medicine would be a world a lot less populated (or at the least a world with less than 6.000.000.000 homini sapienties sapientes): a better world.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:13 pm

Is euthanasia the answer?

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:17 pm

Verb of Nothing;1252382 wrote: Medicine is one of the worst progress facet.

It postpones death, and this takes from life. The man has to perish if his conditions lead him to death; at the contrary medicine manages to keep him alive and, therefore, causes the need of additional struggle to survive another bunch of years.

A world without medicine would be a world a lot less populated (or at the least a world with less than 6.000.000.000 homini sapienties sapientes): a better world.

some of us want to prolong our time on this planet and some of us are glad the medicines prolonged the lives of those we love. Geeze Verb you are one negative nelly. (of course we know naught of what your going through or why)

What brings you joy? Or have you found any? Are you looking? Or are you depending on the afterdeath?

Verb of Nothing · Post by **Verb of Nothing** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:54 pm

AussiePam;1252386 wrote: Is euthanasia the answer?
Of course. Going against nature is never a good thing, but the man is so moronic that he can't help but doing it.

If a human being can't live without those crazy machineries, than letting him die and surpass the herafter gateway without hurdles is fair.

I'm against any stratagem created to extend someone's life.

And, may I add, when we talk about "euthanasia" cases, we're not talking about death or life. We're talking about on or off.

What remains of life in those humans is hanging by a bit of saliva. Yes, saliva: I'm talking about that dribble created by the useless words spread like manure by white men around the world.

Verb of Nothing · Post by **Verb of Nothing** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:11 pm

minks;1252409 wrote: some of us want to prolong our time on this planet and some of us are glad the medicines prolonged the lives of those we love.
Medicine is the biggest case of moral blackmail EVER.

are you depending on the afterdeath?
I don't think there's one, but it's not a big concern.

Geeze Verb you are one negative nelly. (of course we know naught of what your going through or why)

What brings you joy? Or have you found any? Are you looking?
I do what I feel like (most of the time I'm building trybal manufactures... I'll show you them later) and I don't want anything, otherwise I'd be perpetually persecuted from the disappointed expectations.

I'm not depressed, I'm actually happier than most of the people and white men around this world. Why? Because the only reason for which I believe there's no real solution is that there's no real problem. But I'm a poser, so...

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:26 pm

Verb--------your use of the expression "white men" seems to indicate that you are not white yourself. Do you feel that non white individuals are endowed with superior intellect?

Verb of Nothing · Post by **Verb of Nothing** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:00 pm

Lon;1252476 wrote: Verb--------your use of the expression "white men" seems to indicate that you are not white yourself. Do you feel that non white individuals are endowed with superior intellect?
Even though I'm ethnically white, and even though being caught in contradiction is one of my main life purposes, I'm afraid this is not the case.

The "white man" hasn't necesarilly got white skin. Straight and plain, with "white man" I mean:

- Civilazation's promoter

or

- Owl Forest invader

or

- Both things

Do you feel that non white individuals are endowed with superior intellect
I have no idea.

But natives are the most intelligent ethnic group in the planet for sure. They didn't leave the Owl Forest.

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:37 pm

Verb of Nothing;1252512 wrote:

But natives are the most intelligent ethnic group in the planet for sure. They didn't leave the Owl Forest.

By not leaving the Owl Forest would they not be less aware and unknowing?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:11 pm

Verb of Nothing;1252382 wrote: Medicine is one of the worst progress facet.

It postpones death, and this takes from life. The man has to perish if his conditions lead him to death; at the contrary medicine manages to keep him alive and, therefore, causes the need of additional struggle to survive another bunch of years.

A world without medicine would be a world a lot less populated (or at the least a world with less than 6.000.000.000 homini sapienties sapientes): a better world.

Hang a Do Not Disturb sign on your door.

Seriously though, hahaha that was funny...sorry...

The Chinese are doing their part, Americans are obese, the French eat Goose Liver and the Middle East is crawling with snipers. Death is taking care of itself. Its all good.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:31 pm

You ave a probleme with ze foie gras???? It is of ze goose not ze owl !!!

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:03 am

AussiePam;1252611 wrote: You ave a probleme with ze foie gras???? It is of ze goose not ze owl !!!

:wah: Too funny!

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:07 am

Oh boy here comes the spam..!!

I[QUOTE] do what I feel like (most of the time I'm building trybal manufactures... I'll show you them later) and I don't want anything, otherwise I'd be perpetually persecuted from the disappointed expectations.[/QUOTE]

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:48 am

Verb of Nothing;1252512 wrote: Even though I'm ethnically white, and even though being caught in contradiction is one of my main life purposes, I'm afraid this is not the case.

The "white man" hasn't necesarilly got white skin. Straight and plain, with "white man" I mean:

- Civilazation's promoter

or

- Owl Forest invader

or

- Both things

I have no idea.

But natives are the most intelligent ethnic group in the planet for sure. They didn't leave the Owl Forest.
Who is Al Forest? Is he a rapper?:D

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:19 pm

YZGI;1252714 wrote: Hoooo is Al Forest? Is he a rapper?:D

yes of the Native American culture.

Him very wise. Almost Owl like.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:34 pm

minks;1252779 wrote: yes of the Native American culture.

Him very wise. Almost Owl like.
:yh_rotfl

I've seen some smart hooters in my day.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:47 pm

I'm owling wif mirf !!

Attached files

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 2:20 pm

The eagle is my primary totem however,

http://www.linsdomain.com/totems/pages/owl.htm

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 3:09 pm

Hi Verb

Are you just staying here / posting in this thread?

Verb of Nothing · Post by **Verb of Nothing** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:09 am

buttercup;1252823 wrote: Hi Verb

Are you just staying here / posting in this thread?
I'm not in a hurry

The Chinese are doing their part, Americans are obese, the French eat Goose Liver and the Middle East is crawling with snipers. Death is taking care of itself. Its all good.
Yesterday I casually found a 1975 encyclopedia. My father used it for school things. Anyway, it said that "the world is [was] populated by 3.000.000.000 humans". Now we're in 2009, and we have doubled. Disgusting.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:30 am

Verb of Nothing;1253015 wrote: I'm not in a hurry

Yesterday I casually found a 1975 encyclopedia. My father used it for school things. Anyway, it said that "the world is [was] populated by 3.000.000.000 humans". Now we're in 2009, and we have doubled. Disgusting.

Were like cockroaches!

Post by **spot** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:20 am

Verb of Nothing;1253015 wrote: Yesterday I casually found a 1975 encyclopedia. My father used it for school things. Anyway, it said that "the world is [was] populated by 3.000.000.000 humans". Now we're in 2009, and we have doubled. Disgusting.

What's an acceptable world population?

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:24 am

What's an acceptable world population?

One that washes regularly and has good manners.

Verb of Nothing · Post by **Verb of Nothing** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:32 am

Nomad;1253019 wrote: Were like cockroaches!
Yes, with only one difference: we've got a conscience and we can't use it.

What's an acceptable world population?
Some say a bearable population as of now can't surpass 4.000.000.000 individuals.

To me, the less we are the better it is. We are a real cancer for this planet and his nature.

The funny thing is, there is always some idiot lamenting about how poor some people is. My dear genius, there aren't enough resources, and it's not so hard to see! It's lapalissian that everyone will always try to get everything for himself, leaving someone else in the extreme poverty and sufference.

Less people, less resources need.

We've come to a point where a catastrophe is unavoidable and desirable; we're not so far from the day when all men will be overcrowded in cement boxes, in cities where the chaos and the racket will rule more than ever.

The peace we all hoped for will soon become a mirage. But you know what? It's time to say goodbye to all of this; it's time to let the man do what it does best: war, the one that will decimate humanity and save the world.

Verb of Nothing · Post by **Verb of Nothing** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:34 am

CARLA;1252690 wrote: Oh boy here comes the spam..!!

I'm not ever going to sell them, so I don't see your point.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:39 am

Must say this thread has really cheered me up.

Verb of Nothing · Post by **Verb of Nothing** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:51 am

If you're tired of wasting time in dumb ways, check out one of my philosophical treatises. http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/philo ... ost1253076

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:07 am

Stato là, fatto quello

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:02 pm

I can't make up my mind which youtube video to bring forward to cheer us all up..

Either

YouTube - Tom Lehrer - We Will All Go Together When We Go

or

The Humans are Dead

Post by **spot** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 2:00 pm

Four billion is ridiculous. I can't see the slightest reason for maintaining more than four million.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 5:58 pm

Which 2,000.000.000 go?

Maybe we should start small. Portugal perhaps then dispose of some Slavic countries.

Post by **spot** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:11 pm

Nomad;1253225 wrote: Which 2,000.000.000 go?

Maybe we should start small. Portugal perhaps then dispose of some Slavic countries.

I reckon if you reduce the human population to the inhabitants of Iceland you'll just about get it right.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 8:41 pm

spot;1253271 wrote: I reckon if you reduce the human population to the inhabitants of Iceland you'll just about get it right.

Iceland.

No I dont think thats sound advice.

No one cares about Iceland.

Dispose of them.

Verb of Nothing · Post by **Verb of Nothing** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:08 am

Nomad;1253225 wrote: Which 2,000.000.000 go?

Maybe we should start small. Portugal perhaps then dispose of some Slavic countries.
Killing all the under 50 could be a smart solution.