Fun for seniors

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 3:17 pm

Working People Frequently Ask Retired People What They Do To Make Their Days Interesting. Here Is One Guy's Answer:

"i Went To The Store The Other Day. I Was Only In There For About 5 Minutes.

When I Came Out There Was A City Cop Writing Out A Parking Ticket.

I Went Up To Him And Said, "come On, Buddy, How About Giving A Senior A Break?"

He Ignored Me And Continued Writing The Ticket. I Called Him A Name.

He Glared At Me And Started Writing Another Ticket For Having Worn Tires.

So I Called Him A Worse Name. He Finished The Second Ticket And Put It On The Windshield With The First. Then He Started Writing A Third Ticket.

This Went On For About 20 Minutes. The More I Abused I Him, The More Tickets He Wrote.

I Didn't Care. My Car Was Parked Around The Corner And This One Had A "hillary In '08" Bumper Sticker On It.

I Try To Have A Little Fun Each Day Now That I'm Retired. It's

Important At Our Age."

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 3:26 pm

Brilliant...I'm off to bed with a smile on my face...thanks for that xxx

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 3:49 pm

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Being almost senior age...................Thanks for the belly laugh today.

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 6:42 am

Check out what these senior citizens did when they were hit at a red light and the guy tries to accuse them..........

Funnist thing I've heard in a while

This was on the CHUM FM radio show about a taped cell phone call in Texas, then this guy witnesses a car accident.

http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf