The Old Lady

Barman · Post by **Barman** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 2:41 pm

An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.

He whispered, I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME. YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY..

The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her. As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY!

So! The old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.

IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince.

THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS.

SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS.. NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?

COME ON GUESS!

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SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!

She's old...... NOT DEAD!!!

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:19 pm

LMFAO! Thats brilliant! I SOOO hope I find a frog like that when I'm an old lady!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:03 pm

:wah:

And Holiday Inn gave her a senior citizen discount for the room too!

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AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:10 pm

My daughter came round last night for Sunday dinner and after, I saw her to her car. It had been raining most of the long weekend - and on the outside stairs she found a large green frog. She reckoned it was smiling at her, and took some iPhone pics, then picked it up and went off into the mist.

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Now ya got me wondering????

Was it a handsome French man in disguise....???

An Aussie aristocrat fallen foul of some kadaicha man????

A fairytale Prince (straight) who'd fallen foul of a Queen.???????????????

She hasn't called me today....

There is a Holiday Inn up the road a bit......

I could have picked that frog up... ???? :-5 Next time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

Barman · Post by **Barman** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:39 pm

Enunciation

An elderly couple who were both widowed had been going out with each other for a long time.

Urged on by their friends they decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding they went out to dinner and had a long

conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the

subject of their physical relationship.

"How do you feel bout sex ?" he asked, rather tentatively- "I would like it infrequently" she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses,

and leaned over towards her and whispered "Is that one word or two ?"

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:12 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:30 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Blooming Brilliant Barman :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:19 pm

Same old couple, a few years down the track

He: Do you want sex or what?????

She: What????????

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God bless them both!!!