Riskay circumsision joke, don't open if easily offended

cars · Post by **cars** » Sat Oct 03, 2009 9:03 pm

Since all this circumsision talk has been going on it reminded me of a joke!

This guy is out on a "first date" with this beautiful girl. And they are walking on the sidewalk passing this apartment building.

And from the second floor window, out comes this foreskin tip from a circumsision just performed on a new baby, and it lands on his sholder.

The girl then sees this thing on his sholder, and asks him what is that?

He says, taste it honey, if you like it I'll give you a whole one!

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sat Oct 03, 2009 9:10 pm

cars;1248821 wrote: Since all this circumsision talk has been going on it reminded me of a joke!

This guy is out on a "first date" with this beautiful girl. And they are walking on the sidewalk passing this apartment building.

And from the second floor window, out comes this foreskin tip from a circumsision just performed on a new baby, and it lands on his sholder.

The girl then sees this thing on his sholder, and asks him what is that?

He says, taste it honey, if you like it I'll give you a whole one!

LMAO:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Oct 03, 2009 10:04 pm

cars;1248821 wrote: He says, taste it honey, if you like it I'll give you a whole one!

Tasteless, Cars. Tasteless !!

:sneaky:

:rolleyes::yh_monkey:yh_alien2:yh_star:yh_chickn

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:02 am

After watching a porn movie, a British man tells his doctor that he's seen a black man's penis that was 14 inches long and wants the same but has no money for surgery. His doctor tells him to try tying string tightly around his penis every day with a brick tied to the end to stretch his penis. After a month, he returns to the Dr and and says he is dissapointed that his penis has not stretched in length but is over the moon as at least it has gone black.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:11 am

A fourteen inch penis !!!!

Golly gosh, Oscar, I had to go off and do some research here..

THE LONG AND THE SHORT: According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 and 3/4 inches.

AskMen.com - Penis Size & Different Types: Part IV

Um... er... This might be one case where moderation is a good thing.

:rolleyes::yh_monkey:yh_chickn:yh_star

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cars · Post by **cars** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:32 am

AussiePam;1248842 wrote: A fourteen inch penis !!!!

Golly gosh, Oscar, I had to go off and do some research here..

THE LONG AND THE SHORT: According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 and 3/4 inches.

AskMen.com - Penis Size & Different Types: Part IV

Um... er... This might be one case where moderation is a good thing.

:rolleyes::yh_monkey:yh_chickn:yh_star

;)

Ed - AussiePam has agreed to the demands of the Emoticon Union concerning equal employment opportunities and will not in future discriminate in any way, including meaningfulness.
It was said, considering the average penis is 6 inches long, & the average vagina is 9 inches deep, well now look at all that waisted depth! :wah:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:51 am

cars;1248858 wrote: It was said, considering the average penis is 6 inches long, & the average vagina is 9 inches deep, well now look at all that waisted depth! :wah:

Is that right??? Gosh, today is a deep learning curve. (And I'll be keeping me knees firmly crossed)

:p:wah:

:guitarist:sneaky:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 5:48 am

AussiePam;1248862 wrote: Is that right??? Gosh, today is a deep learning curve. (And I'll be keeping me knees firmly crossed)

:p:wah:

:guitarist:sneaky:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 6:14 am

cars;1248858 wrote: It was said, considering the average penis is 6 inches long, & the average vagina is 9 inches deep, well now look at all that waisted depth! :wah:

I thought I read 5" for the depth :-3

cars · Post by **cars** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 3:33 pm

Betty Boop;1248873 wrote: I thought I read 5" for the depth :-3
Your'e right, but this is in the joke section, it's supposed to be funny, it's not meant to be really medically sanctioned.

;):wah:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:08 pm

cars;1248988 wrote: Your'e right, but this is in the joke section, it's supposed to be funny, it's not meant to be really medically sanctioned.

;):wah:

Thank Alanis Morissette for that!!!!

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Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 8:16 pm

cars;1248858 wrote: It was said, considering the average penis is 6 inches long, & the average vagina is 9 inches deep, well now look at all that waisted depth! :wah:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:03 am

AussiePam;1248997 wrote: Thank Alanis Morissette for that!!!!

well isn't that ironic dont ya think :-3:rolleyes::D