Tlw
Tlw
AussiePam;1244983 wrote: Dry out from WHAT???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I leave TLW alone with you lot for 5 freakin minutes, and come back and find WHAT???!!!!!!
DRY OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????????
As in TLW spent too long on the treadmill
As in TLW was singing in the rain...
As in TLW took a running jump, jumped in the lake
As in TLW was pushed in the lake
As in TLW laughed till he she it weed himself herself itself
As in rehab
All of the above
GEESCH
:-5
OK I'll get a big fluffy towel...
Next time make sure you don't leave us/TLW alone for more the "3" minutes!
I leave TLW alone with you lot for 5 freakin minutes, and come back and find WHAT???!!!!!!
DRY OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????????
As in TLW spent too long on the treadmill
As in TLW was singing in the rain...
As in TLW took a running jump, jumped in the lake
As in TLW was pushed in the lake
As in TLW laughed till he she it weed himself herself itself
As in rehab
All of the above
GEESCH
:-5
OK I'll get a big fluffy towel...
Next time make sure you don't leave us/TLW alone for more the "3" minutes!
Cars
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Tlw
Big fluffy towel helped alot.
Now it's hot chocolate with feet put up watching this seasons opening episode of House.............................. Join us if you want.
Now it's hot chocolate with feet put up watching this seasons opening episode of House.............................. Join us if you want.
"Out, damned spot! out, I say!"
- William Shakespeare, Macbeth, 5.1
Tlw
Blimey !!! House !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hugh Lawrie... SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Scoot over on the sofa you guys and lemme watch with you.. Oh and Happy Birthday Cars... Brought you a cake. I wasn't sure whether you were 35 or 155, so I split the difference. :sneaky:
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Scoot over on the sofa you guys and lemme watch with you.. Oh and Happy Birthday Cars... Brought you a cake. I wasn't sure whether you were 35 or 155, so I split the difference. :sneaky:
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what is this all about. lol karen
Tlw
Karen - have you ever found that no matter what you say, someone else always wants to add their bit? So you say something more, then they do...etc..
Well this is a thread about having the last word or tlw, as we fondly call him/her/it. It is random, silly, surreal and that's the idea.
You had the last word just by posting before, but now I've got it... see how totally pointless this is... I could go off on a tangent or just get a bit playful. It's a light hearted stress reliever. And in its purest form, the final word of any post should in fact be the last word. But I'm generous and would like to give you tlw!!
Well this is a thread about having the last word or tlw, as we fondly call him/her/it. It is random, silly, surreal and that's the idea.
You had the last word just by posting before, but now I've got it... see how totally pointless this is... I could go off on a tangent or just get a bit playful. It's a light hearted stress reliever. And in its purest form, the final word of any post should in fact be the last word. But I'm generous and would like to give you tlw!!
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Tlw
How generous of you, Pam. But, since CM has not welcomed receipt of tlw, I shall be glad to relieve you of him................
"Out, damned spot! out, I say!"
- William Shakespeare, Macbeth, 5.1
- Omni_Skittles
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As the wheel of fortune turns
Omni Skittles always learns
Kindle likes to out damned spot
While she's Macbething, Pam has got
TLW
:sneaky:
Omni Skittles always learns
Kindle likes to out damned spot
While she's Macbething, Pam has got
TLW
:sneaky:
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Tlw
Our Pam she writes with real emotion
Her words are smooth like a fine lotion
In communication she is so clever
But her ties to tlw, I will sever
In acquiring tlw, I give my best
And then with 'him', I sit and rest.
Tomorrow is another day
Come out again and we will play.................
Her words are smooth like a fine lotion
In communication she is so clever
But her ties to tlw, I will sever
In acquiring tlw, I give my best
And then with 'him', I sit and rest.
Tomorrow is another day
Come out again and we will play.................
"Out, damned spot! out, I say!"
- William Shakespeare, Macbeth, 5.1
Tlw
Kindle's throwing the poetic
Gauntlet but it's a pathetic
Try to catch me off me guard
Which sometimes isn't all that hard
But now I'm coffeed up, awake
And Cars has reason too to quake
The Last Word now I boldly take
Gauntlet but it's a pathetic
Try to catch me off me guard
Which sometimes isn't all that hard
But now I'm coffeed up, awake
And Cars has reason too to quake
The Last Word now I boldly take
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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God made man simple; man's complex problems are of his own devising. Ecclesiastes 8.
I've always rather liked that obscure verse, Omni - and you brought it to mind. You are quite right..
Your prize is tlw!!
I've always rather liked that obscure verse, Omni - and you brought it to mind. You are quite right..
Your prize is tlw!!
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Tlw
tlw & I are together........................:-6
"Out, damned spot! out, I say!"
- William Shakespeare, Macbeth, 5.1
Tlw
Sad news Folks - tlw was caught saying things like ****, ****, *********, *****. I don't know which of you taught tlw such incivility - but tlw is now apparently banned.
POOKLES !!!
tlw
POOKLES !!!
tlw
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Tlw
AussiePam;1246014 wrote: Sad news Folks - tlw was caught saying things like ****, ****, *********, *****. I don't know which of you taught tlw such incivility - but tlw is now apparently banned.
POOKLES !!!
tlw
NO! Noooooooooooooo......... Say it isn't so. :-5
POOKLES !!!
tlw
NO! Noooooooooooooo......... Say it isn't so. :-5
"Out, damned spot! out, I say!"
- William Shakespeare, Macbeth, 5.1
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I cannot let an Aussie have TLW.........Hiya Pam!:driving:
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cars;1246087 wrote: Need daily TLW fix here! :wah:
Sonofa.............!
Sonofa.............!
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Tlw
TLW would never say that! I was there at the time, will my testimony stand up in court?
Tlw
G'day librtyhead - nice to see you in the Garden! Chonsi - thank you and all the other very fine moderators here for your longsuffering forbearance in not deciding to ban tlw.
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Tlw
I might have misheard, Cars.. It could have been "bin" tlw, but then it wouldn't have been Chonsi, because Americans have trashcans, not dust bins like those evil Brits.... here in Oz we got garbage bins, but I don't think there are any Australian mods... o hang on, MrsK ..... but she's been way too busy sweeping away red dust.. so it must have been Mustang.. QED.. Hey you know we should have a QED thread if we have a TLW thread.. blonde logic rools OK
Monday's collection day
Bang go the bins
All the Sydney garbos
Cart away our sins
Empty beer bottles
And little fishy tins
But their compactor shall not chew
Our own dear T L W
Monday's collection day
Bang go the bins
All the Sydney garbos
Cart away our sins
Empty beer bottles
And little fishy tins
But their compactor shall not chew
Our own dear T L W
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Tlw
Ahhh, my little Aussi poet, TLW likes your verse in rhyme, especially from one savvy Blonde who knows how to do it so well! :wah::p:D;)
Cars
Tlw
Man, I thought this thread was locked down since it hasn't been touched in 4 days. :wah:
oh yeah.....TLW! :p
oh yeah.....TLW! :p
Tlw
cars;1246685 wrote: Ahhh, my little Aussi poet, TLW likes your verse in rhyme, especially from one savvy Blonde who knows how to do it so well! :wah::p:D;)
OOOOH I missed that... I'd put in the lovey dovey emoticon here, but they're on strike so I'll just have to thank you, Cars, kind Sir, lower my eyes modestly and bat my eyelashes a bit, blushingly of course.
Mustang - where the heck have you been? Don't you know what time it is????? You've been seeing other women, haven't you, or been down the pub with your mates drinking and playing pool and .. not caring that I'm here all alone (except for Cars and tlw) and worrying. If I still had my trusty rolling pin, I'd know what to do with it... but.. ahhhhhhhhh... the grief of it all....
tlw
OOOOH I missed that... I'd put in the lovey dovey emoticon here, but they're on strike so I'll just have to thank you, Cars, kind Sir, lower my eyes modestly and bat my eyelashes a bit, blushingly of course.
Mustang - where the heck have you been? Don't you know what time it is????? You've been seeing other women, haven't you, or been down the pub with your mates drinking and playing pool and .. not caring that I'm here all alone (except for Cars and tlw) and worrying. If I still had my trusty rolling pin, I'd know what to do with it... but.. ahhhhhhhhh... the grief of it all....
tlw
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Tlw
AussiePam;1247915 wrote: OOOOH I missed that... I'd put in the lovey dovey emoticon here, but they're on strike so I'll just have to thank you, Cars, kind Sir, lower my eyes modestly and bat my eyelashes a bit, blushingly of course.
Mustang - where the heck have you been? Don't you know what time it is????? You've been seeing other women, haven't you, or been down the pub with your mates drinking and playing pool and .. not caring that I'm here all alone (except for Cars and tlw) and worrying. If I still had my trusty rolling pin, I'd know what to do with it... but.. ahhhhhhhhh... the grief of it all....
tlw
Oh TLW just loves when you do that!!! :D:wah:
Mustang - where the heck have you been? Don't you know what time it is????? You've been seeing other women, haven't you, or been down the pub with your mates drinking and playing pool and .. not caring that I'm here all alone (except for Cars and tlw) and worrying. If I still had my trusty rolling pin, I'd know what to do with it... but.. ahhhhhhhhh... the grief of it all....
tlw
Oh TLW just loves when you do that!!! :D:wah:
Cars
Tlw
Mustang;1247904 wrote: Man, I thought this thread was locked down since it hasn't been touched in 4 days. :wah:
oh yeah.....TLW! :p
Locked Down, never! Only "the best" are in here!
oh yeah.....TLW! :p
Locked Down, never! Only "the best" are in here!
Cars
Tlw
Is this thread going out then, in sympathy? What a terrible thought - a striking tlw!!!
[frowning emoticon has withheld its labor here]
[frowning emoticon has withheld its labor here]
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Tlw
Kindle joins with others to support tlw...................
"Out, damned spot! out, I say!"
- William Shakespeare, Macbeth, 5.1
Tlw
AussiePam;1247915 wrote: OOOOH I missed that... I'd put in the lovey dovey emoticon here, but they're on strike so I'll just have to thank you, Cars, kind Sir, lower my eyes modestly and bat my eyelashes a bit, blushingly of course.
Mustang - where the heck have you been? Don't you know what time it is????? You've been seeing other women, haven't you, or been down the pub with your mates drinking and playing pool and .. not caring that I'm here all alone (except for Cars and tlw) and worrying. If I still had my trusty rolling pin, I'd know what to do with it... but.. ahhhhhhhhh... the grief of it all....
tlw
Time? Time's flying by too quickly and the weather is changing way too fast. Been sawing, cutting, hammering, painting, splitting and stacking, etc and that 'honey do' list is never ending. :wah:
But I'm glad to see this thread is alive and well and has such support in trying to take and keep TLW! Nice to see y'all!
Mustang - where the heck have you been? Don't you know what time it is????? You've been seeing other women, haven't you, or been down the pub with your mates drinking and playing pool and .. not caring that I'm here all alone (except for Cars and tlw) and worrying. If I still had my trusty rolling pin, I'd know what to do with it... but.. ahhhhhhhhh... the grief of it all....
tlw
Time? Time's flying by too quickly and the weather is changing way too fast. Been sawing, cutting, hammering, painting, splitting and stacking, etc and that 'honey do' list is never ending. :wah:
But I'm glad to see this thread is alive and well and has such support in trying to take and keep TLW! Nice to see y'all!
Tlw
Hey Gang! This is a secret, but I know I can trust ya'll to keep it quiet.......
When tlw is away, He is with ................ are you ready for this...................
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When tlw is away, He is with ................ are you ready for this...................
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"Out, damned spot! out, I say!"
- William Shakespeare, Macbeth, 5.1
Tlw
The Phantom host 'eh Kindle? :wah:
TLW is going with me this morning......:driving:
TLW is going with me this morning......:driving:
Tlw
Well, if tlw is being banned I must bring him to Pittsburgh, where I've come to root for my beloved Steelers, to bring them out of their slump. So, come on, I've even bought a little Steeler jersey for you and a Terrible Towel, TLW.
Tlw
Infracted yes, banned no!! And actually tlw was only running about nekkid in the privacy of this thread anyway, but possibly that did scare the horses and mustangs. Anyhoo - all's well that ends well and really being draped in a Terrible Towel kind of suits you, tlw!!!
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Tlw
With all this rain lately, my fingers are starting to web.................... but, never-the-less, I'm still in contention for having tlw :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
"Out, damned spot! out, I say!"
- William Shakespeare, Macbeth, 5.1
Tlw
cars;1248684 wrote: TLW says "in contention", is that like in-visible?:wah::p:D
Well yeah............... I am that too.....................:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:
Well yeah............... I am that too.....................:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:
"Out, damned spot! out, I say!"
- William Shakespeare, Macbeth, 5.1
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