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hoppy
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Post by hoppy »

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T error." I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An, ID ten T error? What's that. in case I need to fix it again?"

Harold grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

"No," I replied.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T

I used to like Harold...... ......
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CARLA
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"ID10T" been around a long time us IT people see it about 10 times a day. :yh_rotfl
ALOHA!!

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WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"

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TenneseeGirl
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Post by TenneseeGirl »

PEBCAK is my favorite error.

Problem

Exists

Between

Chair

And

Keyboard
~~~~~

Just some food for thought. Swallow it or not that's up to you.:lips:
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Bryn Mawr
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Post by Bryn Mawr »

Most of ours are GIGO errors
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"SNAFU" used to work for me until someone pointed out, "hop ain't normal so how can he have normal situations"?:confused:
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along-for-the-ride
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Post by along-for-the-ride »

Did he advise you to push the PhD button?







Push Here Dummie. :D
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CARLA
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Post by CARLA »

Garbage in Garbage out.



[QUOTE]GIGO[/QUOTE]
ALOHA!!

MOTTO TO LIVE BY:

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.

WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"

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Keep a sledgehammer beside your desk just to remind it who is boss. works for me.
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Post by Clodhopper »

Keep a sledgehammer beside your desk just to remind it who is boss. works for me.


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

And me! Good for all stroppy technology: When I was deep in my house rebuilding and everything was going wrong my old CD player followed suit. I was a bit stressed, so I took it outside into the garden and beat it to shreds. All the builders were watching, eyes and mouths wide (I might have been swearing a bit, too...)

Not only did the CD player learn a lesson it will never forget, but the builders were a lot less difficult afterwards. Well, for a while, anyway.:-6

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