Neverending Story

jupiter · Post by **jupiter** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:01 am

but not lovely enough to disguise the hideous cloven hoofs of Dr Moreau, for this operating theatre was just a cover for..............

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:26 pm

. . .a conspiracy of gigantic proportions which could only . . .

jupiter · Post by **jupiter** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:03 pm

be the result of too much Herbal tea and...................

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:41 pm

. . .chocolate bon-bons. But now . . .

jupiter · Post by **jupiter** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:26 pm

as the great guru arrives in his luxury showroom rickshaw with overhead lovebeads to deliver the speech that will forever change the way.........

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:22 pm

. . .his loyal followers view his lovebeads . . .

jupiter · Post by **jupiter** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:05 pm

Guru Propaganda revealed to his loyal devotees that it is now time to bring forth ..................................

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:15 pm

. . .soothsayers, frankincense, myrrh, vestal dancing girls, a Ouija board , a pomegranate and . . .

jupiter · Post by **jupiter** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:46 am

David Attenborough hunting for the very rare.........

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:13 am

. . .lyre bird, which David had heard did a very good imitation of himself singing, Music of the Night . . .

Kindle · Post by **Kindle** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:23 pm

but those "really" in power viewed this deviation to their plan to be an abomination to the high

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:46 am

court of the law so they would be free from all of.............

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:16 pm

. . .the stigma associated with persons of such a caliber as . . .

Kindle · Post by **Kindle** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:56 am

those whom others deem unsuitable to intermingle with

jupiter · Post by **jupiter** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:34 pm

thus a proclamation was sent forth stating........

Kindle · Post by **Kindle** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:25 am

that all those out of sync with

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:50 am

. . .the dogma of the local gentry, should immediately be . . .

Kindle · Post by **Kindle** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:13 am

seized and their minds searched for traces of

jupiter · Post by **jupiter** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:09 pm

original thought and free thinking which were to be immediately........

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:17 pm

gagged and chained and brought before . . .

jupiter · Post by **jupiter** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:36 am

Big Brother to be evicted from the planet and exiled to the outer limits untill .........

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:16 pm

. . .Lance could figure out a way to save the day . . .or until the cows came home, whichever happened sooner. So it was up to . . .

jupiter · Post by **jupiter** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:41 pm

the intergalactic communal happiness and love force to bring about world peace using methods not seen since the sixties including..............

Oops · Post by **Oops** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:00 am

pinging one anothers ears with elastic bands which ultimately led to...

jupiter · Post by **jupiter** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:32 pm

the rise of the red ear brigade who ran for election but were found in compromising situations involving fruit and.........................

Fyrenza · Post by **Fyrenza** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:31 pm

their fuel tanks, which, amazingly enough, were full of ...

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:34 am

. . .mounds of refuse from scientific endeavors from the trashcans of . . .

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:04 am

Republican senators from around the...............

Kindle · Post by **Kindle** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:26 pm

red states who persisted in lambasting the

watermark · Post by **watermark** » Sat Sep 05, 2009 10:53 pm

Kindle;1237532 wrote: red states who persisted in lambasting the

the boring ones

Kindle · Post by **Kindle** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 6:28 am

into an unwanted truce so that

watermark · Post by **watermark** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:36 pm

Kindle;1238620 wrote: into an unwanted truce so that

I said 'give!'

Kindle · Post by **Kindle** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:43 pm

it all you've got and let the

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:41 am

Kindle;1240177 wrote: it all you've got and let the

chips fall where they...

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:44 am

fall..................................then scrape them all up and plaice around your cooked fish and consume greedily, then.............................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:46 am

G#Gill;1240913 wrote: fall..................................then scrape them all up and plaice around your cooked fish and consume greedily, then.............................

go loosen the notch on your belt and rest for.............

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:49 am

at least 15 minutes. then take up the baton, tap the music stand and galvanise the orchestra into action with a fantastic rendition of .............................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 1:15 pm

G#Gill;1240917 wrote: at least 15 minutes. then take up the baton, tap the music stand and galvanise the orchestra into action with a fantastic rendition of .............................

The Coasters song, YouTube - The Coasters - Yakety Yak to which Gill picked up her guitar and started.......

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 4:10 pm

plucking at her 'G' string (which was slightly out of tune!), then somebody hammered on the door..................................

watermark · Post by **watermark** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:37 pm

let me out!

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:10 pm

Gill was so surprised to see................