Frozen turkey loaf

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Odie
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A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.

She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him!"

"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."

"No, mother," the young woman laments. "I bought a frozen turkey loaf and he yelled at me about the price."

"Well, that is being miserly," the mother agreed, "Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."

"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey roll, it was the airplane ticket."

"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?" "Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the back and it said, 'PREPARE FROM A FROZEN STATE,' so I flew to Alaska."
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:yh_rotfl Blondes..
ALOHA!!

MOTTO TO LIVE BY:

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.

WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"

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CARLA;1232290 wrote: :yh_rotfl Blondes..


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Um, I don't get it???!!!
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"

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AussiePam;1232294 wrote: Um, I don't get it???!!!


you must be blonde!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Duh, yes!! ?????????????????
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"

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AussiePam;1232313 wrote: Duh, yes!! ?????????????????


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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