Wife demands to take her out someplace expensive!

cars · Post by **cars** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:18 pm

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her out to some place expensive...................

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So I took her to a gas station and filled up our car's gas tank!!!!!!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:21 pm

:wah: :wah: funny bunny:driving:

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:22 pm

abbey wrote: :wah: :wah: funny bunny:driving:

Oh that is good hehehehehe

I love it.

Fresh Chick · Post by **Fresh Chick** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:31 pm

Ooh i have a joke too..... this is one i was told the other day....

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"

Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know I thought YOU were watching!"

:wah:

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men!!!

Fresh Chick :-6

robinseggs · Post by **robinseggs** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:22 pm

Just filled up my Sequoia..........................................................$61.00!!!!!!

devist8me · Post by **devist8me** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:43 pm

This may be too colorful (if so, Admin please delete and I'll take my warning like a good girl)

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lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:49 pm

thank goodness we have a gas pump at work for cruisers. personal car is 4 cylinder and i don't go any distances in it.

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:45 pm

devist8me wrote: This may be too colorful (if so, Admin please delete and I'll take my warning like a good girl)
What do you have for diesel? It's $3.25 here in some places while premium is $2.99.

blossom · Post by **blossom** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:15 pm

In the UK the petrol and diesel has risen to Ã‚£1 a litre. If I didn't live so far away from where I work I'd be on my bike.:wah:

Kathy · Post by **Kathy** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:48 pm

Gas in Oklahoma is right around $2.89. I remember complaining when it hit $1.00!