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Please give correct response for admission.
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Lon;1225829 wrote: Please give correct response for admission. Do you mean... Lives in a shell, covered in scales, lays eggs on the beach and gets eaten by sharks? Until you reveal what dastardly ruse you are up to, I'm not answering. :wah:

You've caught me out too many times before. :mad:
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They are yummy.

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Lon;1225829 wrote: Please give correct response for admission.


I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well,

I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I?




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dubs;1225858 wrote: I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well,

I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I?
Nose. :thinking:
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chonsigirl;1225844 wrote: They are yummy.


What in the Gordon Brown's are they?:wah:
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oscar;1225867 wrote: Nose. :thinking:


Of course! :wah:




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dubs;1225870 wrote: Of course! :wah:
What goes, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white BUMP ?
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No, I am not a turtle. I am a female human being.

Admission to what?



I do, however, have a pet turtle.

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along-for-the-ride;1225890 wrote: No, I am not a turtle. I am a female human being.



I do, however, have a pet turtle.

:D Do you? That's well Mint !!! What do they eat?
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Here's a tip to the correct response. The question oiginated in the UK during WW 2 and many of us know the answer for admission.:confused:
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Should I put the password here????
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oscar;1225869 wrote: What in the Gordon Brown's are they?:wah:


Here's what they are Oscar....yummy:-6



Chocolate Heaven - Turtles
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Lon;1225906 wrote: Here's a tip to the correct response. The question oiginated in the UK during WW 2 and many of us know the answer for admission.:confused:


The US Army Air Corps, 8th Air Force stationed in England, to be precise...And I believe my response was correct! :wah:




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Kathy Ellen;1225923 wrote: Here's what they are Oscar....yummy:-6



Chocolate Heaven - Turtles WOW... they look lush and I haven't seen anything like that here. I love anything with nuts in :-4
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dubs;1225924 wrote: The US Army Air Corps, 8th Air Force stationed in England, to be precise...And I believe my response was correct! :wah:


You got it! Although I was a kid during WW 2 I was in the 8th Air Force during the Korean War and became a Turtle at that time and have been proud to be a member since then. One of the standard replies BTW is "You bet your Sweet Ass"

(no big secret)

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Lon;1225950 wrote: You got it! Although I was a kid during WW 2 I was in the 8th Air Force during the Korean War and became a Turtle at that time and have been proud to be a member since then. One of the standard replies BTW is "You bet your Sweet Ass"

(no big secret)

Ancient Order of Turtles - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


:yh_rotfl Actually I got it the wrong way round...I asked a question instead of giving the response...Good one Lon!




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Lon;1225950 wrote: You got it! Although I was a kid during WW 2 I was in the 8th Air Force during the Korean War and became a Turtle at that time and have been proud to be a member since then. One of the standard replies BTW is "You bet your Sweet Ass"

(no big secret)

Ancient Order of Turtles - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Nice one Lon :-6
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oscar;1225875 wrote: What goes, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white BUMP ?


A nun falling down the stairs

or

A zebra falling down the stairs

or

A panda falling down the stairs

or

A penguin falling down the stairs

or

A newspaper falling down the stairs

or

. . . . . I give up! :wah::wah::wah:



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Rapunzel;1225993 wrote: A nun falling down the stairs

or

A zebra falling down the stairs

or

A panda falling down the stairs

or

A penguin falling down the stairs

or

A newspaper falling down the stairs

or

. . . . . I give up! :wah::wah::wah:








Hey... i never gave multiple choice option :wah: Yes, all of them. Love the pics.
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oscar;1225996 wrote: Hey... i never gave multiple choice option :wah: Yes, all of them. Love the pics.


Glad you liked 'em! ;) :D :wah:

It's always good to give yourself multiple options - it can get you out of a lot of trouble. :wah::wah::wah:

Here are some turtles falling down stairs, just for a change. :wah::wah:

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Rapunzel;1226000 wrote: Glad you liked 'em! ;) :D :wah:

It's always good to give yourself multiple options - it can get you out of a lot of trouble. :wah::wah::wah:

Here are some turtles falling down stairs, just for a change. :wah::wah:


:wah::wah::wah:
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Rapunzel;1226000 wrote: Glad you liked 'em! ;) :D :wah:

It's always good to give yourself multiple options - it can get you out of a lot of trouble. :wah::wah::wah:

Here are some turtles falling down stairs, just for a change. :wah::wah:




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You bet your sweet ass I am..!! :wah:
ALOHA!!

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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.

WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"

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Lon;1225829 wrote: Please give correct response for admission.


I want to be admitted so Im going to think really hard before I answer.

(not my response)
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Nomad;1226011 wrote: I want to be admitted so Im going to think really hard before I answer.

(not my response)


I am sworn to secrecy and can't give you the answer directly Nomad, but I can tell you that Carla's answer was spot on.



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I'm a salamander.
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I want to be admitted so Im going to think really hard before I answer.

(not my response)




Lon;1226047 wrote: I am sworn to secrecy and can't give you the answer directly Nomad, but I can tell you that Carla's answer was spot on.



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Charlie Chaplin ! :-6

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Oh No----not my brothers and sisters.



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Lon;1226116 wrote: Oh No----not my brothers and sisters.

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Aint gonna happen Lon



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nvalleyvee;1226064 wrote: I'm a salamander. I'm a newt.
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my user name on yahoo is "turtlemomof3"....so I guess I could say I'm a turtle!!

I used to play a game with my kids when they were little that I was the "turtle mom" and they would be laying on my back acting as my "shell"...we'd sing a cute made up song.....awww, children are so cute....wait we are talking about turtles....oh yeah...I like the chocolate kind ---not the kind in the pond...thanks!:yh_rotfl
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Lon;1225829 wrote: Please give correct response for admission.


No...I'm a Pisces:wah:
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oscar;1225896 wrote: Do you? That's well Mint !!! What do they eat?


We buy turtle food from the store..............little pellets that float on water. ;)
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