ohhhhh Nomad

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:24 pm

Subject: Tickle Me Elmo

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Nomad is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and he reports for his first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.

He complains that he is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Nomad surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. He has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as he cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Nomad.

'I'm sorry,' he says to him, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...'

'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.

I finally did it!:D

gotcha!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:56 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:01 pm

hoppy;1223637 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

good one, eh.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:10 pm

Perfect joke for no nads! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

pinkchick · Post by **pinkchick** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:55 am

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 4:42 am

shelbell;1223652 wrote: Perfect joke for no nads! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

he he.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:25 pm

Poor Nomad.

Still, it's better than no job at all.:-6

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:31 pm

OpenMind;1223815 wrote: Poor Nomad.

Still, it's better than no job at all.:-6

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:14 am

Elmo was afflicted with a rare disease where his scrotum did not grow properly, hence his high toned voice.

Still think its funny ?

You people should be ashamed of yourselves.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:50 am

Nomad;1224391 wrote: Elmo was afflicted with a rare disease where his scrotum did not grow properly, hence his high toned voice.

Still think its funny ?

You people should be ashamed of yourselves.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:25 pm

Nomad;1224391 wrote: Elmo was afflicted with a rare disease where his scrotum did not grow properly, hence his high toned voice.

Still think its funny ?

You people should be ashamed of yourselves.

Now it's even funnier!!!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:27 pm

shelbell;1224691 wrote: Now it's even funnier!!!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

he just didn't know what else to say sis!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl