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chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:28 am

Accountable;1222642 wrote: I just found out that I'm slotted to co-teach inclusion classes, so no. It's supposed to be all social studies classes, but that could change. I haven't been assigned to any particular class or teacher yet. Any pointers will be greatly appreciated.

Coteaching is becoming very popular in schools today. You should be lesson planning together, taking part in the instruction, than during independant practice having your students work with you on their lessons. You might be required to modify their work assignments, it would be up to your discretion as their teacher, knowing their individual capabilities.

Depends on the teacher you are assigned to. Sometimes this turns into a great school year, and you will have fun time with another teacher to do all the work. (besides their individual caseloads)

I do not have a coteacher, I just will have the inclusion students again. 6th and 7th science this year.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:10 pm

I'm pretty good at working with others, but this is a whole new animal. I'm coming into someone else's territory (their classroom), where they are the teacher of record, and allow them to be in charge and still be an equally paid, equally valued member of the team.

Now that's a tightrope.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:50 am

In some societies, usually ancient, people slept on pillows of stone or wood.

WTF is up with that ?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:05 am

Nomad;1223327 wrote: Some societies, usually ancient, people slept on pillows of stone or wood.

WTF is up with that ?

Everything.

There were no chiropractic's until the 1890's to relieve the neck pain induced from sleeping on stone and wood.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:33 am

Nomad;1223327 wrote: Some societies, usually ancient, people slept on pillows of stone or wood.

WTF is up with that ?
I know, huh!

I **** you not (because you're my favorite turd

), In Okinawa I saw the weirdest pillows that people actually use.

They have pillows filled with barley or some such grain. It rustles every time you shift and doesn't fluff worth nuthin'. My beloved had a normal pillow with a pocket of barley on one side. :-2

Some people use a type of basket woven to look like a pillow. It's not stuffed or anything. Imagine turning a basket on its side.The springiness of the bamboo makes it actually pretty comfortable.

They sell well-sanded and polished 4x4 posts, about 18 inches long ... as pillows!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:36 am

oscar;1223330 wrote: Everything.

There were no chiropractic's until the 1890's to relieve the neck pain induced from sleeping on stone and wood.
That's not a question! You're supposed to ask questions. Where's my question?!? Don't answer that! I'm supposed to answer that. Now sit there until you can think of a proper question for me! I'm gonna get more coffee.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:38 am

Accountable;1223342 wrote: I know, huh!

I **** you not (because you're my favorite turd

), In Okinawa I saw the weirdest pillows that people actually use.

They have pillows filled with barley or some such grain. It rustles every time you shift and doesn't fluff worth nuthin'. My beloved had a normal pillow with a pocket of barley on one side. :-2

Some people use a type of basket woven to look like a pillow. It's not stuffed or anything. Imagine turning a basket on its side.The springiness of the bamboo makes it actually pretty comfortable.

They sell well-sanded and polished 4x4 posts, about 18 inches long ... as pillows!

Bamboo barley pillows....Ive heard everything now. That is some kooky stuff.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:41 am

accountable;1223345 wrote: that's not a question! you're supposed to ask questions. where's my question?!? don't answer that! I'm supposed to answer that. now sit there until you can think of a proper question for me! i'm gonna get more coffee.
don't shout at me alright dude?

questions, questions, questions, that's all you want....... Well some of us want answers do you hear?

right then......... What are american harris hawks doing breeding in the british countryside? Huh? They have no business here .

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:00 am

oscar;1223349 wrote: don't shout at me alright dude?

That's better. Alright.

oscar wrote: questions, questions, questions, that's all you want....... Well some of us want answers do you hear?Yes

oscar wrote: right then......... What are american harris hawks doing breeding in the british countryside? Huh? They have no business here .Sports teams do their off-season training in all types of interesting locations. Our NBA San Antonio Spurs sometimes go to France, for instance. I don't know where our Atlanta Hawks train, but you've area was apparently chosen as a good place for the Harris Hawks - some bush-league team I've never heard of. That you take offense at their antics during their break times is understandable, I'd hardly call it "breeding."

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:18 am

Accountable;1223363 wrote: That's better. Alright.

Yes

Sports teams do their off-season training in all types of interesting locations. Our NBA San Antonio Spurs sometimes go to France, for instance. I don't know where our Atlanta Hawks train, but you've area was apparently chosen as a good place for the Harris Hawks - some bush-league team I've never heard of. That you take offense at their antics during their break times is understandable, I'd hardly call it "breeding."

NO NO NO YOU NUMBNUTS

I am not refering to the US basketball team :rolleyes:

It's these buggers that i'm refering to.

The Raptor Foundation - Harris Hawk

I was even accosted by one out innocently walking my dog.

If the Harris Hawk basketball team were indeed breeding in the British countryside, then that would be far more interesting :yh_rotfl

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:25 am

oscar;1223369 wrote: NO NO NO YOU NUMBNUTS

I am not refering to the US basketball team :rolleyes:

It's these buggers that i'm refering to.

The Raptor Foundation - Harris Hawk

I was even accosted by one out innocently walking my dog.

If the Harris Hawk basketball team were indeed breeding in the British countryside, then that would be far more interesting :yh_rotfl
You come in here voluntarily, a guest, insult me, then once again fail to ask a question. I gave you a well-thought-out, reasoned answer to your question. If you wanted a correct answer, you should have gone elsewhere.

:yh_silent

awaiting your sincere apology

.

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:31 am

well with an attitude like that who wants to ask questions? :yh_silly

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:38 am

If you convert to Judaism as an adult is circumcision a requirement ?

Although I was circumcised as a child, as an adult ritual genital mutilation might be a deterrent for me.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:46 am

Accountable;1223372 wrote: You come in here voluntarily, a guest, insult me, then once again fail to ask a question. I gave you a well-thought-out, reasoned answer to your question. If you wanted a correct answer, you should have gone elsewhere.

:yh_silent

awaiting your sincere apology

. I did ask you a question....... What are your damn birds doing breeding in my countryside eating our poor wildlife and menacing innocent dog walkers?

Now answer me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

However i will offer a grovelling apology as i do like you (sometimes, and today is one of those times).

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:09 am

Omni_Skittles;1223375 wrote: well with an attitude like that who wants to ask questions? :yh_silly
Excellent question! Thank you.

The answer is, apparently, you.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:11 am

i demand my penis question be answered !

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:13 am

i demand my harris hawk question answered

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:14 am

Nomad;1223378 wrote: If you convert to Judaism as an adult is circumcision a requirement ?

Although I was circumcised as a child, as an adult ritual genital mutilation might be a deterrent for me.
Yes, Jews are circumcised, and I agree with you.

In a TMI moment just between you and me, I had a vascetomy yesterday (sitting with a bag of frozen peas on my crotch at the mo). Once in the procedure room, the nurse asked me why I was there. I said "Oh, you have to make me say it?" She said, "No, we also do circumcisions and want to make sure we're cutting the right places." :yh_ooooo

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:14 am

oscar;1223407 wrote: i demand my harris hawk question answered'kay. That's allowed.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:15 am

Accountable;1223409 wrote: 'kay
No........ Kay is my friend.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:17 am

oscar;1223385 wrote: I did ask you a question....... What are your damn birds doing breeding in my countryside eating our poor wildlife and menacing innocent dog walkers?

Now answer me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

However i will offer a grovelling apology as i do like you (sometimes, and today is one of those times).

Missed this. See, you asked about breeding before. As for the eating and the menacing, I would have to answer with hunger and entertainment.

And ... apology accepted.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:18 am

Nomad;1223405 wrote: i demand my penis question be answered !
Don't be such a penis.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:21 am

Accountable;1223408 wrote: Yes, Jews are circumcised, and I agree with you.

In a TMI moment just between you and me, I had a vascetomy yesterday (sitting with a bag of frozen peas on my crotch at the mo). Once in the procedure room, the nurse asked me why I was there. I said "Oh, you have to make me say it?" She said, "No, we also do circumcisions and want to make sure we're cutting the right places." :yh_ooooo

Oh my !

That reminds me of a guy I used to know from way back. I was moving and he was helping. The last load was just a few things from the freezer and my motorcycle. We smoked a joint before we departed, he riding on the back of my bike while holding the bag of groceries.

I came to a stop sign and I heard loud crunching coming from behind me. I turned around and Joe was eating my frozen brussels sprouts. I swear to God he was. Who does that ?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:22 am

Accountable;1223414 wrote: Don't be such a penis.
He hasn't got one........ genuine mistake at the circumscision ceremony.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:23 am

Nomad;1223418 wrote: Oh my !

That reminds me of a guy I used to know from way back. I was moving and he was helping. The last load was just a few things from the freezer and my motorcycle. We smoked a joint before we departed, he riding on the back of my bike while holding the bag of groceries.

I came to a stop sign and I heard loud crunching coming from behind me. I turned around and Joe was eating my frozen brussels sprouts. I swear to God he was. Who does that ? Errrrr JOE ???

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:28 am

oscar;1223420 wrote: Errrrr JOE ???

Yes Joe. That was his name. Dont tell me you know someone named Joe too? What are the odds?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:39 am

Nomad;1223418 wrote: Oh my !

That reminds me of a guy I used to know from way back. I was moving and he was helping. The last load was just a few things from the freezer and my motorcycle. We smoked a joint before we departed, he riding on the back of my bike while holding the bag of groceries.

I came to a stop sign and I heard loud crunching coming from behind me. I turned around and Joe was eating my frozen brussels sprouts. I swear to God he was. Who does that ?
That's a euphamism, isn't it?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:44 am

Nomad;1223425 wrote: Yes Joe. That was his name. Dont tell me you know someone named Joe too? What are the odds?
I know two folks by the name of Joe........ WOW what are the chances of that?

Do you know anyone called Brian?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:48 am

Accountable;1223430 wrote: That's a euphamism, isn't it?

No it is not. Its an oddity but also a factual statement.

Joe was a peculiar individual.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:51 pm

Question for ACC.......... WHY ???????

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:09 pm

oh skittles has been scarred... why me?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 6:15 am

oscar;1223556 wrote: Question for ACC.......... WHY ???????
In about 150 years, I predict some will try to place us on the endangered species list, which will re-ignite the abortion issue. The resultant civil war waged with drones will wipe out what's left of the human race. Then the dolphins will start their experiment over again by teaching cockroaches to make fire.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 6:20 am

Omni_Skittles;1223650 wrote: oh skittles has been scarred... why me?
You've been scarred, I've been scarred. Others might've been decapitated by what only scarred us. We're a different breed, you & I. Are you looking for a plan laid out for ya? Sorry. Can't help ya there. I think the plan was to equip us well and see what we can make with it.

Make a difference.

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:51 am

was that supposed to be confusing?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 10:47 am

Omni_Skittles;1223728 wrote: was that supposed to be confusing?
No more than any of my other answers. :yh_glasse

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:38 pm

what's for dinner, now this one is easier!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 4:18 pm

Odie;1223823 wrote: what's for dinner, now this one is easier!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
It's Saturday night. Snacks and beer.

Potatoes fried with generous slices of garlic and green onion

Hot link sausage and brocolli sauteed with soy sauce

Pan fried tofu topped with freshly ground ginger root

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 4:46 pm

Accountable;1223707 wrote: In about 150 years, I predict some will try to place us on the endangered species list, which will re-ignite the abortion issue. The resultant civil war waged with drones will wipe out what's left of the human race. Then the dolphins will start their experiment over again by teaching cockroaches to make fire. I'm worried now

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 6:19 am

Do penguins have knees?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 7:08 pm

Nomad;1223980 wrote: Do penguins have knees?
Of course. Why would you ask that?

Oh right. Their walk. That's 'rhoids from sitting on ice cubes all day. Try it and see if you walk normal.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 7:14 pm

Accountable;1224286 wrote: Of course. Why would you ask that?

Oh right. Their walk. That's 'rhoids from sitting on ice cubes all day. Try it and see if you walk normal.

I'm visiting penguins tomorrow and i shall jolly well ask them and report back. If you are wrong, you will have to retract your statement young man.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 7:39 pm

oscar;1224288 wrote: I'm visiting penguins tomorrow and i shall jolly well ask them and report back. If you are wrong, you will have to retract your statement young man.
Only if you ask me to. :yh_bigsmi

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 7:43 pm

Accountable;1224292 wrote: Only if you ask me to. :yh_bigsmi I will speak to the penguins especially head pengiun 'David' and see what he says. the last time i spoke to him, he complained about the lack of variety of fish in the zoo although he was pleased with the sleeping conditions and lack of great white sharks in the near vacinity. I shall report David's word on his knee's tomorrow.

cigar898 · Post by **cigar898** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:28 pm

Accountable;547212 wrote: Wal-Mart! You can really get a feel for a city by shopping there.

If it were summer, there are lots of tourist traps in the area like huge water parks, Six Flags theme park, and Sea world, but I'd rather we hook up with JB Barker - who I haven't heard from in months, come to think of it - and go inner tubing down the river. It's a nice, slow ride through the country, relaxing, laughing & drinking beer.

Why do they call it WalMart of they don't sell walls?

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I know old joke.......but it's funny! Later Bro'!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:12 pm

cigar898;1230139 wrote: Why do they call it WalMart of they don't sell walls?

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I know old joke.......but it's funny! Later Bro'!
Oh, but they do! They do!

Walmart.com: Apparel: Work Wear: Walls

:D

cigar898 · Post by **cigar898** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:42 pm

Accountable;1230169 wrote: Oh, but they do! They do!

Walmart.com: Apparel: Work Wear: Walls

:D

WOW! Your WaMart must be bigger than our WalMart.....I see WalMart envy starting.....common among males

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:16 pm

cigar898;1230188 wrote: WOW! Your WaMart must be bigger than our WalMart.....I see WalMart envy starting.....common among males
Just blame the cold South Dakota air.

cigar898 · Post by **cigar898** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:20 pm

NOOOOOOO! I told you I just came out of the pool! Come on! Jeezzzzzzz

Dorothy Josie · Post by **Dorothy Josie** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:10 pm

ALL States have the right to secede. Go read the United States Constitution--it does not mention secession at all but *does* have the 10th Amendment, which says

The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

That means that the States have primacy OVER the Federal Government, not the other way around.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:16 am

Dorothy Josie;1234044 wrote: ALL States have the right to secede. Go read the United States Constitution--it does not mention secession at all but *does* have the 10th Amendment, which says

The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

That means that the States have primacy OVER the Federal Government, not the other way around.
Is that a question? :-2