so next you wake up in hospital and the doctor says christian or first name you tell him then he says middle name then you say middle name ..i could just be onto something here
:sneaky::sneaky::Dwhats is your middle name
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i think i might change my middle name to middle name imagine getting pulled over by the police and when they say middle name you say middle name then they say yes then you say yes they say whats your middle name then you say middle name then they say yes then you say yes then they say WHATS your middle name you say middle name is then they say you have the right to remian silent unless you tell me your middle name then you say yes it is then they get out their truncheeons and they say we could beat it out of you then you say ok its middle name
so next you wake up in hospital and the doctor says christian or first name you tell him then he says middle name then you say middle name ..i could just be onto something here
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so next you wake up in hospital and the doctor says christian or first name you tell him then he says middle name then you say middle name ..i could just be onto something here
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farmer giles;1222338 wrote: i think i might change my middle name to middle name imagine getting pulled over by the police and when they say middle name you say middle name then they say yes then you say yes they say whats your middle name then you say middle name then they say yes then you say yes then they say WHATS your middle name you say middle name is then they say you have the right to remian silent unless you tell me your middle name then you say yes it is then they get out their truncheeons and they say we could beat it out of you then you say ok its middle name
so next you wake up in hospital and the doctor says christian or first name you tell him then he says middle name then you say middle name ..i could just be onto something here:sneaky::sneaky::D
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
I think i'll change my name by deed poll to 'Christian name middle name Surname'
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so next you wake up in hospital and the doctor says christian or first name you tell him then he says middle name then you say middle name ..i could just be onto something here
:sneaky::sneaky::D:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
I think i'll change my name by deed poll to 'Christian name middle name Surname'
:yh_rotfl
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farmer giles;1222338 wrote: ..i could just be onto something here:sneaky::sneaky::D
Or on something you tosser.
:sneaky::sneaky::DOr on something you tosser.
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Barman;1222344 wrote: Or on something you tosser.
tosser is your middle name :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
tosser is your middle name :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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farmer giles;1222354 wrote: tosser is your middle name :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
The vicar advised Mr and Mrs Tupp not to call their daughter Belle.
The vicar advised Mr and Mrs Tupp not to call their daughter Belle.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
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Why not just change your name to Not Telling You?
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OpenMind;1222360 wrote: Why not just change your name to Not Telling You?
That makes more sense Jimbo.:p
That makes more sense Jimbo.:p
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I am changing my middle name from Jay to "Once Again".
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Lon;1222377 wrote: I am changing my middle name from Jay to "Once Again". What's your surname? WALKER ??:sneaky:
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farmer giles;1222338 wrote: i think i might change my middle name to middle name imagine getting pulled over by the police and when they say middle name you say middle name then they say yes then you say yes they say whats your middle name then you say middle name then they say yes then you say yes then they say WHATS your middle name you say middle name is then they say you have the right to remian silent unless you tell me your middle name then you say yes it is then they get out their truncheeons and they say we could beat it out of you then you say ok its middle name
so next you wake up in hospital and the doctor says christian or first name you tell him then he says middle name then you say middle name ..i could just be onto something here:sneaky::sneaky::D
I've been thinking of middle names for you Jimbo.......... ummmmmm just a suggestion here but what about 'Magnificent'? :yh_rotfl
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so next you wake up in hospital and the doctor says christian or first name you tell him then he says middle name then you say middle name ..i could just be onto something here
:sneaky::sneaky::DI've been thinking of middle names for you Jimbo.......... ummmmmm just a suggestion here but what about 'Magnificent'? :yh_rotfl
:sneaky:At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
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Nah, Jimbo, change it to WHAT! Then when the cops say "What's your middle name?" You reply "What"
"Yeah mate, WHAT'S your middle name?"
"What"..... and so on, and so on..............:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
"Yeah mate, WHAT'S your middle name?"
"What"..... and so on, and so on..............:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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:wah: Reminds me of this classic comic routine:
Who's on First? by Abbott and Costello
One of the most famous baseball comedy acts to ever take place was the following humorous exchange between Bud Abbott and Lou Costello. The words alone cannot do it justice, but it is still quite funny to read. The skit was originally done on the radio live (each & every time) until the legendary duo later included it on The Naughty Nineties compilation.
The general premise behind the exchange has Costello, a peanut vendor named Sebastion Dinwiddle, talking to Abbott who is Dexter Broadhurt, the manager of the mythical St. Louis Wolves. However, before Costello can get behind the plate, Abbott wants to make sure he knows everyone's name on the team...
Note: We mentioned above that words alone cannot do it justice. To that end we have included a complete audio sample in the Fast Facts of the original "Who's on First?" for you to listen to!
"Costello: Look, you gotta pitcher on this team? Abbott: Now wouldn't this be a fine team without a pitcher. Costello: The pitcher's name. Abbott: Tomorrow. Costello: You don't wanna tell me today?" - Who's on First? by Abbott & Costello
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Who's On First?
by Abbott and Costello
A Word-for-Word Transcript
Abbott: Well Costello, I'm going to New York with you. You know Bucky Harris, the Yankee's manager, gave me a job as coach for as long as you're on the team.
Costello: Look Abbott, if you're the coach, you must know all the players.
Abbott: I certainly do.
Costello: Well you know I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team.
Abbott: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these ball players now-a-days very peculiar names.
Costello: You mean funny names?
Abbott: Strange names, pet names...like Dizzy Dean...
Costello: His brother Daffy.
Abbott: Daffy Dean...
Costello: And their French cousin.
Abbott: French?
Costello: Goofè.
Abbott: Goofè Dean. Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...
Costello: That's what I want to find out.
Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.
Costello: Are you the manager?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: You gonna be the coach too?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: And you don't know the fellows' names?
Abbott: Well I should.
Costello: Well then who's on first?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: I mean the fellow's name.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy on first.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The first baseman.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy playing...
Abbott: Who is on first!
Costello: I'm asking YOU who's on first.
Abbott: That's the man's name.
Costello: That's who's name?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: That's who?
Abbott: Yes.
PAUSE
Costello: Look, you gotta first baseman?
Abbott: Certainly.
Costello: Who's playing first?
Abbott: That's right.
Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
Abbott: Every dollar of it.
Costello: All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on first base.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy that gets...
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: Who gets the money...
Abbott: He does, every dollar. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
Costello: Whose wife?
Abbott: Yes.
PAUSE
Abbott: What's wrong with that?
Costello: Look, all I wanna know is when you sign up the first baseman, how does he sign his name?
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: How does he sign...
Abbott: That's how he signs it.
Costello: Who?
Abbott: Yes.
PAUSE
Costello: All I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base.
Abbott: No. What is on second base.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Abbott: Who's on first.
Costello: One base at a time!
Abbott: Well, don't change the players around.
Costello: I'm not changing nobody!
Abbott: Take it easy, buddy.
Costello: I'm only asking you, who's the guy on first base?
Abbott: That's right.
Costello: Ok.
Abbott: All right.
PAUSE
Costello: What's the guy's name on first base?
Abbott: No. What is on second.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Abbott: Who's on first.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott: He's on third, we're not talking about him.
Costello: Now how did I get on third base?
Abbott: Why you mentioned his name.
Costello: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third?
Abbott: No. Who's playing first.
Costello: What's on first?
Abbott: What's on second.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott: He's on third.
Costello: There I go, back on third again!
PAUSE
Costello: Would you just stay on third base and don't go off it.
Abbott: All right, what do you want to know?
Costello: Now who's playing third base?
Abbott: Why do you insist on putting Who on third base?
Costello: What am I putting on third.
Abbott: No. What is on second.
Costello: You don't want who on second?
Abbott: Who is on first.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott & Costello Together:Third base!
PAUSE
Costello: Look, you gotta outfield?
Abbott: Sure.
Costello: The left fielder's name?
Abbott: Why.
Costello: I just thought I'd ask you.
Abbott: Well, I just thought I'd tell ya.
Costello: Then tell me who's playing left field.
Abbott: Who's playing first.
Costello: I'm not... stay out of the infield! I want to know what's the guy's name in left field?
Abbott: No, What is on second.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Abbott: Who's on first!
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott & Costello Together: Third base!
PAUSE
Costello: The left fielder's name?
Abbott: Why.
Costello: Because!
Abbott: Oh, he's centerfield.
PAUSE
Costello: Look, You gotta pitcher on this team?
Abbott: Sure.
Costello: The pitcher's name?
Abbott: Tomorrow.
Costello: You don't want to tell me today?
Abbott: I'm telling you now.
Costello: Then go ahead.
Abbott: Tomorrow!
Costello: What time?
Abbott: What time what?
Costello: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's pitching?
Abbott: Now listen. Who is not pitching.
Costello: I'll break your arm, you say who's on first! I want to know what's the pitcher's name?
Abbott: What's on second.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott & Costello Together: Third base!
PAUSE
Costello: Gotta a catcher?
Abbott: Certainly.
Costello: The catcher's name?
Abbott: Today.
Costello: Today, and tomorrow's pitching.
Abbott: Now you've got it.
Costello: All we got is a couple of days on the team.
PAUSE
Costello: You know I'm a catcher too.
Abbott: So they tell me.
Costello: I get behind the plate to do some fancy catching, Tomorrow's pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up. Now the heavy hitter bunts the ball. When he bunts the ball, me, being a good catcher, I'm gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?
Abbott: Now that's the first thing you've said right.
Costello: I don't even know what I'm talking about!
PAUSE
Abbott: That's all you have to do.
Costello: Is to throw the ball to first base.
Abbott: Yes!
Costello: Now who's got it?
Abbott: Naturally.
PAUSE
Costello: Look, if I throw the ball to first base, somebody's gotta get it. Now who has it?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Who?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Naturally?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.
Abbott: No you don't, you throw the ball to Who.
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That's different.
Costello: That's what I said.
Abbott: You're not saying it...
Costello: I throw the ball to Naturally.
Abbott: You throw it to Who.
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: That's what I said!
Abbott: You ask me.
Costello: I throw the ball to who?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Now you ask me.
Abbott: You throw the ball to Who?
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: Same as you! Same as YOU! I throw the ball to who. Whoever it is drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Don't Know. I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow, Triple play. Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don't know! He's on third and I don't give a darn!
Abbott: What?
Costello: I said I don't give a darn!
Abbott: Oh, that's our shortstop.
Who's on First by Abbott and Costello
Did you know that this exchange has been translated into nearly thirty languages and some of them were even done by Abbott & Costello?
Click the Radio to Hear Who's On First by Abbott & Costello
Abbott & Costello performed this entire exchange live on the radio exactly as it appears several thousands times and Baseball Almanac has put our own recording directly above this Fast Fact for you to enjoy.
Movie fans worldwide attended the premier of "The Naughty Nineties" just to physically "see" this exchange on the big screen versus hearing it on the radio.
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Who's on First? by Abbott and Costello
One of the most famous baseball comedy acts to ever take place was the following humorous exchange between Bud Abbott and Lou Costello. The words alone cannot do it justice, but it is still quite funny to read. The skit was originally done on the radio live (each & every time) until the legendary duo later included it on The Naughty Nineties compilation.
The general premise behind the exchange has Costello, a peanut vendor named Sebastion Dinwiddle, talking to Abbott who is Dexter Broadhurt, the manager of the mythical St. Louis Wolves. However, before Costello can get behind the plate, Abbott wants to make sure he knows everyone's name on the team...
Note: We mentioned above that words alone cannot do it justice. To that end we have included a complete audio sample in the Fast Facts of the original "Who's on First?" for you to listen to!
"Costello: Look, you gotta pitcher on this team? Abbott: Now wouldn't this be a fine team without a pitcher. Costello: The pitcher's name. Abbott: Tomorrow. Costello: You don't wanna tell me today?" - Who's on First? by Abbott & Costello
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Who's On First?
by Abbott and Costello
A Word-for-Word Transcript
Abbott: Well Costello, I'm going to New York with you. You know Bucky Harris, the Yankee's manager, gave me a job as coach for as long as you're on the team.
Costello: Look Abbott, if you're the coach, you must know all the players.
Abbott: I certainly do.
Costello: Well you know I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team.
Abbott: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these ball players now-a-days very peculiar names.
Costello: You mean funny names?
Abbott: Strange names, pet names...like Dizzy Dean...
Costello: His brother Daffy.
Abbott: Daffy Dean...
Costello: And their French cousin.
Abbott: French?
Costello: Goofè.
Abbott: Goofè Dean. Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...
Costello: That's what I want to find out.
Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.
Costello: Are you the manager?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: You gonna be the coach too?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: And you don't know the fellows' names?
Abbott: Well I should.
Costello: Well then who's on first?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: I mean the fellow's name.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy on first.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The first baseman.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy playing...
Abbott: Who is on first!
Costello: I'm asking YOU who's on first.
Abbott: That's the man's name.
Costello: That's who's name?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: That's who?
Abbott: Yes.
PAUSE
Costello: Look, you gotta first baseman?
Abbott: Certainly.
Costello: Who's playing first?
Abbott: That's right.
Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
Abbott: Every dollar of it.
Costello: All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on first base.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy that gets...
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: Who gets the money...
Abbott: He does, every dollar. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
Costello: Whose wife?
Abbott: Yes.
PAUSE
Abbott: What's wrong with that?
Costello: Look, all I wanna know is when you sign up the first baseman, how does he sign his name?
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: How does he sign...
Abbott: That's how he signs it.
Costello: Who?
Abbott: Yes.
PAUSE
Costello: All I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base.
Abbott: No. What is on second base.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Abbott: Who's on first.
Costello: One base at a time!
Abbott: Well, don't change the players around.
Costello: I'm not changing nobody!
Abbott: Take it easy, buddy.
Costello: I'm only asking you, who's the guy on first base?
Abbott: That's right.
Costello: Ok.
Abbott: All right.
PAUSE
Costello: What's the guy's name on first base?
Abbott: No. What is on second.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Abbott: Who's on first.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott: He's on third, we're not talking about him.
Costello: Now how did I get on third base?
Abbott: Why you mentioned his name.
Costello: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third?
Abbott: No. Who's playing first.
Costello: What's on first?
Abbott: What's on second.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott: He's on third.
Costello: There I go, back on third again!
PAUSE
Costello: Would you just stay on third base and don't go off it.
Abbott: All right, what do you want to know?
Costello: Now who's playing third base?
Abbott: Why do you insist on putting Who on third base?
Costello: What am I putting on third.
Abbott: No. What is on second.
Costello: You don't want who on second?
Abbott: Who is on first.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott & Costello Together:Third base!
PAUSE
Costello: Look, you gotta outfield?
Abbott: Sure.
Costello: The left fielder's name?
Abbott: Why.
Costello: I just thought I'd ask you.
Abbott: Well, I just thought I'd tell ya.
Costello: Then tell me who's playing left field.
Abbott: Who's playing first.
Costello: I'm not... stay out of the infield! I want to know what's the guy's name in left field?
Abbott: No, What is on second.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Abbott: Who's on first!
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott & Costello Together: Third base!
PAUSE
Costello: The left fielder's name?
Abbott: Why.
Costello: Because!
Abbott: Oh, he's centerfield.
PAUSE
Costello: Look, You gotta pitcher on this team?
Abbott: Sure.
Costello: The pitcher's name?
Abbott: Tomorrow.
Costello: You don't want to tell me today?
Abbott: I'm telling you now.
Costello: Then go ahead.
Abbott: Tomorrow!
Costello: What time?
Abbott: What time what?
Costello: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's pitching?
Abbott: Now listen. Who is not pitching.
Costello: I'll break your arm, you say who's on first! I want to know what's the pitcher's name?
Abbott: What's on second.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott & Costello Together: Third base!
PAUSE
Costello: Gotta a catcher?
Abbott: Certainly.
Costello: The catcher's name?
Abbott: Today.
Costello: Today, and tomorrow's pitching.
Abbott: Now you've got it.
Costello: All we got is a couple of days on the team.
PAUSE
Costello: You know I'm a catcher too.
Abbott: So they tell me.
Costello: I get behind the plate to do some fancy catching, Tomorrow's pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up. Now the heavy hitter bunts the ball. When he bunts the ball, me, being a good catcher, I'm gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?
Abbott: Now that's the first thing you've said right.
Costello: I don't even know what I'm talking about!
PAUSE
Abbott: That's all you have to do.
Costello: Is to throw the ball to first base.
Abbott: Yes!
Costello: Now who's got it?
Abbott: Naturally.
PAUSE
Costello: Look, if I throw the ball to first base, somebody's gotta get it. Now who has it?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Who?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Naturally?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.
Abbott: No you don't, you throw the ball to Who.
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That's different.
Costello: That's what I said.
Abbott: You're not saying it...
Costello: I throw the ball to Naturally.
Abbott: You throw it to Who.
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: That's what I said!
Abbott: You ask me.
Costello: I throw the ball to who?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Now you ask me.
Abbott: You throw the ball to Who?
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: Same as you! Same as YOU! I throw the ball to who. Whoever it is drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Don't Know. I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow, Triple play. Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don't know! He's on third and I don't give a darn!
Abbott: What?
Costello: I said I don't give a darn!
Abbott: Oh, that's our shortstop.
Who's on First by Abbott and Costello
Did you know that this exchange has been translated into nearly thirty languages and some of them were even done by Abbott & Costello?
Click the Radio to Hear Who's On First by Abbott & Costello
Abbott & Costello performed this entire exchange live on the radio exactly as it appears several thousands times and Baseball Almanac has put our own recording directly above this Fast Fact for you to enjoy.
Movie fans worldwide attended the premier of "The Naughty Nineties" just to physically "see" this exchange on the big screen versus hearing it on the radio.
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farmer giles;1222338 wrote: i think i might change my middle name to middle name
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That's brilliant After. :wah:
There was much confusion here when the chinese Minister 'who' and his wife 'wen' visited. The newsreaders couldn't cope.
There was much confusion here when the chinese Minister 'who' and his wife 'wen' visited. The newsreaders couldn't cope.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
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who's on first was the best After!:guitarist:guitarist
Life is just to short for drama.
whats is your middle name
That was HILARIOUS, AFTR! I won't copy and paste it all again, but it was brilliant!
It reminds me of some classic sketches from the Two Ronnies.
F.U.N.E.X.
9, I.F.N.10.E.X. :wah:
YouTube - Two Ronnies: Swedish Made Simple/FUNEX?
and...I want fork 'andles. Four candles? No, fork 'andles; andles for forks. :wah:
YouTube - The two ronnies - Fork handles
It reminds me of some classic sketches from the Two Ronnies.
F.U.N.E.X.
9, I.F.N.10.E.X. :wah:
YouTube - Two Ronnies: Swedish Made Simple/FUNEX?
and...I want fork 'andles. Four candles? No, fork 'andles; andles for forks. :wah:
YouTube - The two ronnies - Fork handles
whats is your middle name
Two more brilliant sketches. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
YouTube - Two Ronnies: Hieroglyphics
YouTube - Two Ronnies: Your Nuts, My Lord
YouTube - Two Ronnies: Hieroglyphics
YouTube - Two Ronnies: Your Nuts, My Lord
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farmer giles
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oscar;1222397 wrote: I've been thinking of middle names for you Jimbo.......... ummmmmm just a suggestion here but what about 'Magnificent'? :yh_rotfl :sneaky:
tosser :p
aftr very funny indeed :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
rap :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
:sneaky:tosser :p
aftr very funny indeed :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
rap :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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fuzzywuzzy
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used to know that by heart once , my boys have an updated version of it
the ronnies never to be between
the ronnies never to be between
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along-for-the-ride
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farmer giles;1222534 wrote: tosser :p
aftr very funny indeed :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
rap :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Here's a link to my post with a link to the video..................
http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just- ... ost1222783
aftr very funny indeed :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
rap :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Here's a link to my post with a link to the video..................
http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just- ... ost1222783
Life is a Highway. Let's share the Commute.
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On my birth certificate it just reads the letter "J" for my middle name!
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theDC;1222862 wrote: On my birth certificate it just reads the letter "J" for my middle name!
that's odd........Canadians are spelt out.
that's odd........Canadians are spelt out.
Life is just to short for drama.
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Omni_Skittles
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Oscar Namechange
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Omni_Skittles;1222981 wrote: hahaha that was good 
How are you? How's Uni going?
How are you? How's Uni going?
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
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Omni_Skittles
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It's SUMMER!!!! so i'm working to go back to uni... lol and i'm doing pretty good how about yourself?
Smoke signals ftw!
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Oscar Namechange
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Omni_Skittles;1223010 wrote: It's SUMMER!!!! so i'm working to go back to uni... lol and i'm doing pretty good how about yourself?
I'm doing good thanks. Keep in touch and let us all know how your doing. What are you working at?
I'm doing good thanks. Keep in touch and let us all know how your doing. What are you working at?
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon