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cars;1218514 wrote: Ok Zap, TLW just noticed that you have been a member here since July 06, & still don't even have 1,100 posts yet! Where ya bin?
REALLY!!?? I have nearly 1100 posts? Well, only a month ago I had a mere 400! Cars, it's like this: I spent some time in the slammer, went on a lot of road trips, visited a few other message boards, had 2 surgeries, wrote 2 books, had about 8 vacations, got grass and trees and shrubs to grow in this desert wasteland . . . oh yes, there were the 2 weeks I spent in the sani . . .er hospital, so really I was a member for about 2 months total before I went away. But something was in the back of my mind the whole time and it was . . .tlw.
REALLY!!?? I have nearly 1100 posts? Well, only a month ago I had a mere 400! Cars, it's like this: I spent some time in the slammer, went on a lot of road trips, visited a few other message boards, had 2 surgeries, wrote 2 books, had about 8 vacations, got grass and trees and shrubs to grow in this desert wasteland . . . oh yes, there were the 2 weeks I spent in the sani . . .er hospital, so really I was a member for about 2 months total before I went away. But something was in the back of my mind the whole time and it was . . .tlw.
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Zapata;1218720 wrote: REALLY!!?? I have nearly 1100 posts? Well, only a month ago I had a mere 400! Cars, it's like this: I spent some time in the slammer, went on a lot of road trips, visited a few other message boards, had 2 surgeries, wrote 2 books, had about 8 vacations, got grass and trees and shrubs to grow in this desert wasteland . . . oh yes, there were the 2 weeks I spent in the sani . . .er hospital, so really I was a member for about 2 months total before I went away. But something was in the back of my mind the whole time and it was . . .tlw.
Wow, you been a busy little bugger haven't cha!
TLW is impressed! :wah:
Wow, you been a busy little bugger haven't cha!
TLW is impressed! :wah:
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Congratulate me, I just bit the bullet & bought a new Puter!!! After over a year of proscrastinating, looking & searching, looking, comparing, and whatever!!! It arrives about in about a week!!!
It's a high power HP!
So now I'll be able to get TLW a lot faster!!!:wah:
So now I'll be able to get TLW a lot faster!!!:wah:
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BUT . . .Hold on just a minute here . . .
cars;1219063 wrote: Congrats Zap, your grand prize will be a giant box of TLW! :wah::D:p
Thank you. Thank you very much. I accept this award with great pleasure and humility. I'd like to thank the many people who made this possible, starting with my kindergarten teacher who showed me how to tie my shoes on that little fake shoe she had sitting on the shelf. And then . . .
(cars, please wrap my prize in hot pink tissue paper with chartreuse ribbons and would you put a little purple bow on TLW?)
cars;1219063 wrote: Congrats Zap, your grand prize will be a giant box of TLW! :wah::D:p
Thank you. Thank you very much. I accept this award with great pleasure and humility. I'd like to thank the many people who made this possible, starting with my kindergarten teacher who showed me how to tie my shoes on that little fake shoe she had sitting on the shelf. And then . . .
(cars, please wrap my prize in hot pink tissue paper with chartreuse ribbons and would you put a little purple bow on TLW?)
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Zapata;1219270 wrote: BUT . . .Hold on just a minute here . . .
Thank you. Thank you very much. I accept this award with great pleasure and humility. I'd like to thank the many people who made this possible, starting with my kindergarten teacher who showed me how to tie my shoes on that little fake shoe she had sitting on the shelf. And then . . .
(cars, please wrap my prize in hot pink tissue paper with chartreuse ribbons and would you put a little purple bow on TLW?)
OK it's on its way, you should receive your TLW box by February 31st!
Thank you. Thank you very much. I accept this award with great pleasure and humility. I'd like to thank the many people who made this possible, starting with my kindergarten teacher who showed me how to tie my shoes on that little fake shoe she had sitting on the shelf. And then . . .
(cars, please wrap my prize in hot pink tissue paper with chartreuse ribbons and would you put a little purple bow on TLW?)
OK it's on its way, you should receive your TLW box by February 31st!
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Kindle;1219073 wrote: tlw cannot be "given"
tlw 'offers' himself.................................

'Himself' - I thought he was a girl? Maybe tlw is metrosexual or a ladyboy maybe.. or a hermaphrodite. ??? What sex did all those learned blokes decide angels are????
But nevertheless and notwithstanding gender issues, as long as the tlw concept is young and female and married he may avail himself of any medical procedures he wishes in order to cope with the multiple foster homes he skitters between or put another way.. what was the cricket score?
Anyhoo - my son Mik reckons the rains are holding off enough for him to leave Saigon and go off filming in some village for a bit.. And with luck they should be able to see the longest eclipse of the century ... he'd like to borrow tlw?
tlw 'offers' himself.................................
'Himself' - I thought he was a girl? Maybe tlw is metrosexual or a ladyboy maybe.. or a hermaphrodite. ??? What sex did all those learned blokes decide angels are????
But nevertheless and notwithstanding gender issues, as long as the tlw concept is young and female and married he may avail himself of any medical procedures he wishes in order to cope with the multiple foster homes he skitters between or put another way.. what was the cricket score?
Anyhoo - my son Mik reckons the rains are holding off enough for him to leave Saigon and go off filming in some village for a bit.. And with luck they should be able to see the longest eclipse of the century ... he'd like to borrow tlw?
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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this debate about the sexual orientation of tlw leads some to think that there may be more than one..................................
He'd really be lonely if he was the only one.
He'd really be lonely if he was the only one.
"Out, damned spot! out, I say!"
- William Shakespeare, Macbeth, 5.1
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Make sure TLW has a snack before bed.
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cars;1220014 wrote: We both are getting ready for a snack!
TLW is happy!
You going to bed or getting up???????
3:46 am is the middle of the night........
Rain, rain and more rain here today........
tlw needs his rainboots and hat today
You going to bed or getting up???????
Rain, rain and more rain here today........
tlw needs his rainboots and hat today
"Out, damned spot! out, I say!"
- William Shakespeare, Macbeth, 5.1
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He says he's scared
Of Kindling fires
Of monkeys in trunks
And quasi ducks
Of boxes with cats
And cars that speed
And birdogs that prey.
He'd like to come
Way out west
(Before Iceland)
To the sun
Then sip iced tea
And play some tunes
And bask with me all day.
(As told by TLW)
Of Kindling fires
Of monkeys in trunks
And quasi ducks
Of boxes with cats
And cars that speed
And birdogs that prey.
He'd like to come
Way out west
(Before Iceland)
To the sun
Then sip iced tea
And play some tunes
And bask with me all day.
(As told by TLW)
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Yes it was finally hot & humid "July" weather round here today, A/C is still on! Anway, tomorrow our grandson & his family are comming from KC to visit with us! So I'll be pretty much tied up for the next week, & won't be on line much! So happy TLWing! 
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Have fun with the family, cars! The best of times!
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