Chris is here and he's ready for action!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 12:18 pm

He asked me to pass that along.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 12:18 pm

Go Chris!

Hey, go AC!

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 12:20 pm

All lovely young ladies who love chocolate, apply here

Chris is a great guy we love him to bits and you better be nice to him hehehehehe

venus · Post by **venus** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 12:21 pm

All l can picture from Accs post is him in Marx brothers pose with the whiskers and the cigar wiggling it and the eye brows as he says it

Maybe thats just me then:-2

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 12:46 pm

Hey Chris, take off that getup...................

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 12:48 pm

:yh_rotfl Oh you guys, shucks

What have I let myself into???

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 12:50 pm

You mention a desire to friends; friends will deliver.

I'm just glad I could do my part to help. :-6

:p

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 12:54 pm

So kind of you AC thank u.

All I need now is a positive response from someone, fingers crossed

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:04 pm

chrisb84uk wrote: So kind of you AC thank u.

All I need now is a positive response from someone, fingers crossed

Honneykit should be logging on soon. :-4

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:08 pm

Still can't believe I have a whole thread dedicated to me. I'm honoured and priveleged for this guys thank u

pink princess · Post by **pink princess** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 2:43 pm

what kinda action? you spiderman in disguise?!

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 6:35 am

flopstock wrote: Ummm chris... cross angel eyes off the list of possibles, eh...

Haha, darn you're right there goes another. Now that only leaves me with ......

Now that would be telling :wah:

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 6:52 am

chrisb84uk wrote: Haha, darn you're right there goes another. Now that only leaves me with ......

Now that would be telling :wah:

Hope you get a bunch of PM's over this thread young man hehehehehe we are all hunting down the perfect vixen for you hehehehehehe

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 6:57 am

minks wrote: Hope you get a bunch of PM's over this thread young man hehehehehe we are all hunting down the perfect vixen for you hehehehehehe

I know Minks u all have been so supportive of my crusade for the perfect girl, it must surely just be a matter of time :wah:

I can just imagine logging on one day and finding a whole sack full of replies from lovely ladies. Ok maybe that's just my dream, but doesn't hurt to dream right?

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 7:11 am

chrisb84uk wrote: I know Minks u all have been so supportive of my crusade for the perfect girl, it must surely just be a matter of time :wah:

I can just imagine logging on one day and finding a whole sack full of replies from lovely ladies. Ok maybe that's just my dream, but doesn't hurt to dream right?

Hehehe and if you find that you can bet we will all be putting them through the test to see if they are good enough for our CHris. hehehehehe

Hey if your gonna dream, dream big.

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 7:16 am

minks wrote: Hehehe and if you find that you can bet we will all be putting them through the test to see if they are good enough for our CHris. hehehehehe

Hey if your gonna dream, dream big.

Hahaha, nice idea Minks. Maybe when I get a reply (notice when not if there

) then I can bring them here and u can all put her under the spotlight and give her a good questioning on my behalf!!!

I'm sure that you guys know me well enough to find my perfect match! :-4

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 7:31 am

chrisb84uk wrote: Hahaha, nice idea Minks. Maybe when I get a reply (notice when not if there

) then I can bring them here and u can all put her under the spotlight and give her a good questioning on my behalf!!!

I'm sure that you guys know me well enough to find my perfect match! :-4

Or maybe no girl will be good enough teee heee heee depends on what risk you are willing to take with this lot ahahahahaha

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 7:39 am

:wah: True, in that case I shall offer you the job of being in charge of this epic interrogation process. I really couldn't trust some others around here. No names being mentioned

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 8:09 am

chrisb84uk wrote: :wah: True, in that case I shall offer you the job of being in charge of this epic interrogation process. I really couldn't trust some others around here. No names being mentioned

Ok I shall make my check list hehehehehehehe

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 8:16 am

Ok you are hired Minks, we shall begin as soon as you are ready.

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 8:21 am

chrisb84uk wrote: Ok you are hired Minks, we shall begin as soon as you are ready.

Ok fill in the blanks ok

Do you like chocolate?

Do you require more than 20 minutes to get ready to go out?

Do you like animals?

Do you like the outdoors?

Do you like sports?

What are you passionate about?

Do you like to learn new things?

Are you open minded?

Have you ever been convicted?

Do you have children? If yes are they house trained?

Do you have pets?

Do you make good money?

Can you support a man?

Do you live on your own?

Ok Chris there are some starter questions ahahahaha

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 8:41 am

minks wrote: Ok fill in the blanks ok

Do you like chocolate?

Do you require more than 20 minutes to get ready to go out?

Do you like animals?

Do you like the outdoors?

Do you like sports?

What are you passionate about?

Do you like to learn new things?

Are you open minded?

Have you ever been convicted?

Do you have children? If yes are they house trained?

Do you have pets?

Do you make good money?

Can you support a man?

Do you live on your own?

Ok Chris there are some starter questions ahahahaha

Hehehe ok here goes....

Do you like chocolate? - Indeed I do, more than u could possibly imagine

Do you require more than 20 minutes to get ready to go out? - Nope, quick that's me!!

Do you like animals? - I do, more of an exotic animal lover though for animals other than cats and dogs, such as wolves (you may have guessed that!)

Do you like the outdoors? - Well yes as long as I'm not in a field full of flowers - sorry that starts my hayfever off, so that's a big no-no

Do you like sports? - Yes, very much into my football (liverpool fan,) which I try to play when I get the chance, (not good mind u, but it's the fun and taking part that counts for me!)

What are you passionate about? - Passionate about travelling, particularly parts of Asia, such as Japan, drawing and writing and of course my lovely family, (well with the exception of my middle brother hahaha)

Do you like to learn new things? - Yes, never been one to back down from a challenge and try something new, (though I am quite fussy on what I eat!)

Are you open minded? - Indeed

Have you ever been convicted? - Er no hahaha

Do you have children? If yes are they house trained? - No not at my age

Do you have pets? - No, used to have some mechanical fish, but they left a long time ago

Do you make good money? - Well this has to be a no, because I only just finished college and am therefore looking for a job currently.

Can you support a man? - Er lost me on this 1 Minks, maybe u could rephrase it for poor little old me

Do you live on your own? - Nope not at the moment, still with my family, though that will change hopefully pretty soon

There ya go all done - how did I do???

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 8:43 am

chrisb84uk wrote: Hehehe ok here goes....

Do you like chocolate? - Indeed I do, more than u could possibly imagine

Do you require more than 20 minutes to get ready to go out? - Nope, quick that's me!!

Do you like animals? - I do, more of an exotic animal lover though for animals other than cats and dogs, such as wolves (you may have guessed that!)

Do you like the outdoors? - Well yes as long as I'm not in a field full of flowers - sorry that starts my hayfever off, so that's a big no-no

Do you like sports? - Yes, very much into my football (liverpool fan,) which I try to play when I get the chance, (not good mind u, but it's the fun and taking part that counts for me!)

What are you passionate about? - Passionate about travelling, particularly parts of Asia, such as Japan, drawing and writing and of course my lovely family, (well with the exception of my middle brother hahaha)

Do you like to learn new things? - Yes, never been one to back down from a challenge and try something new, (though I am quite fussy on what I eat!)

Are you open minded? - Indeed

Have you ever been convicted? - Er no hahaha

Do you have children? If yes are they house trained? - No not at my age

Do you have pets? - No, used to have some mechanical fish, but they left a long time ago

Do you make good money? - Well this has to be a no, because I only just finished college and am therefore looking for a job currently.

Can you support a man? - Er lost me on this 1 Minks, maybe u could rephrase it for poor little old me

Do you live on your own? - Nope not at the moment, still with my family, though that will change hopefully pretty soon

There ya go all done - how did I do???

Brilliant silly, that was for the girls to fill out for you sheesh you crack me up ahahahaha Well at least i know what to match up

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 8:48 am

:wah: :wah: Whoops hahahaha, my bad oh well, no wonder that question made no sense. Oh Chris u silly boy

pink princess · Post by **pink princess** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 8:49 am

was good to get to know you a bit better tho!

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 8:51 am

pink princess wrote: was good to get to know you a bit better tho!

Ahahahaha

add to the bottom of that list

Can you laugh at your own mistakes? Hehehehehehe

Ahhh Chris too funny.

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:03 am

I know I crack myself up too sometimes. I just hope that little blunder hasn't damaged my reputation :p

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:18 am

chrisb84uk wrote: I know I crack myself up too sometimes. I just hope that little blunder hasn't damaged my reputation :p

Still virgin pure my boy

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:21 am

Pleased to see

Just don't go questioning them too hard ok Minks!! I know that this is important but I don't want them to get frightened and do a runner :wah:

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:33 am

chrisb84uk wrote: Pleased to see

Just don't go questioning them too hard ok Minks!! I know that this is important but I don't want them to get frightened and do a runner :wah:

Ok will go easy on them, but if I see one glaring issue they are so gone hehehehehehehe

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:41 am

Hahaha I'm so pleased u accepted this job, u will make an excellent interrogater. Now all we need are the interested ladies, hmm speaking of which there is a complete lack of at the moment.

Hmmm, I'll just have to keep my eye out on all the newbies who join and spot out any candidates for ya. :wah:

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:43 am

flopstock wrote: I don't know chris ...of all the 'hard noses' in here...you picked the 'terminator' to screen the girlies...

good luck to you pal..

Thanks flop, at least I'll know that I have the 'law' on my side. :wah:

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:49 am

chrisb84uk wrote: Thanks flop, at least I'll know that I have the 'law' on my side. :wah:

RoboFloppy is taking over the screening?

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:58 am

No you are still in charge Minks, but Robofloppy is in charge of security and making sure that nothing unruly goes on at any stage during the process.

Because should something happen at any time, then Robofloppy will make themself known to the poor girl, and I wouldn't want to mess with this security chief!! :wah:

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 10:01 am

chrisb84uk wrote: No you are still in charge Minks, but Robofloppy is in charge of security and making sure that nothing unruly goes on at any stage during the process.

Because should something happen at any time, then Robofloppy will make themself known to the poor girl, and I wouldn't want to mess with this security chief!! :wah:

Oh my this is beginning to sound like a formal government operation, will it cost the tax payers much?

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 10:08 am

A formal government operation huh hahaha now that sounds fun. I could have my own little desk and my own cabinet to do as I say :wah:

No of course this will not raise any tax payers money, I shall be paying personally all kind people who offer to help with this 'operation' in any way they would like

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 10:36 am

chrisb84uk wrote: A formal government operation huh hahaha now that sounds fun. I could have my own little desk and my own cabinet to do as I say :wah:

No of course this will not raise any tax payers money, I shall be paying personally all kind people who offer to help with this 'operation' in any way they would like

OK then I guess we will try not to scare any promising prospects with too much red tape ahahahahaha