Ads

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:40 pm

These classified ads were really put in the paper ...

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

8 years old. Hateful little b-----d. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES

1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.

Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.

Father, Super Dog . . Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.

Looks like a rat. Been out a while.

Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .

Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER.

Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. £200 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows f *****g everything.

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:45 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Brilliant! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:45 pm

great stuff :wah::wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:48 pm

awesome as always!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odin · Post by **Odin** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:48 pm

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:52 pm

Odin;1207415 wrote:

:yh_rotfl

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:55 pm

Odin;1207415 wrote:

great one

:)

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:04 pm

Odin;1207415 wrote:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Fab! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:01 pm

Odin;1207415 wrote:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl