Nomad's Party

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:54 am

I'm opening a thread about Nomad's party in case he gets kicked out of Just Wondering. And, yes, Imladris, I will bring the trumpets, as you requested. Oh, that was "crumpets"? I don't think they sell those at Safeway, how about scones, instead? Speaking of trumpets, which you weren't, I was,,,,(notice all my commas?) I'll bring my photo of a trumpet player. And I will bring my harmonica, for which, requests will be taken.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:14 am

I'll bring chairs, naked toyboys, infaltable foot spa, ants, mushrooms, cheese, large white sheets, pelicans and noodles.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:21 am

I'll bring the male dancers.

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:45 am

Oh,,,,good! Naked boy-toys and male dancers. Are they the stripping kind? We need more guys in the Garden. Will somebody bring a bag of commas,,,,,please?

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:46 am

i'll bring suzy then i'll go up the pub :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oh no i wont i'm not drinking :-5:-5

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:58 am

farmer giles;1207166 wrote: i'll bring suzy then i'll go up the pub :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oh no i wont i'm not drinking :-5:-5

Can ya play an instrument? We're gonna need some music here.:guitarist

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:00 am

Zapata;1207173 wrote: Can ya play an instrument? We're gonna need some music here.:guitarist

nope and i cant dance

but i can be the life and soul of the party :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

till i'm thrown out

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:15 am

Hey, we're not good enough to throw anybody out. I've got an extra harmonica if you'd like to learn Red River Valley. It's the only song I know, but I'll teach it to you. In fact,,,,,I'm changing the lyrics right now in honor of our guest of honor. It goes something like this:

From this valley they say Nomie's leaving,,,,,,,:driving:

We shall miss his bright smile when he goes.

'Cause he's taking away all his commas

So,,,,,for that,,,I'm gonna step on his toes:p

Oh,,,,Yeaaahhhhh!

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:16 am

[QUOTE=Zapata;1207173]Can ya play an instrument? We're gonna need some music here.:guitarist[/QUOTE He can play but it's mostly with himself.

I've had a hunt round the house and i've found a member of the Scottish National Party gathering dust in a corner so he could come in handy for the bagpipes. I have some penguins and polar bears in my shed and a lawn mower that Mr O is working on.

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:28 am

oscar;1207183 wrote: [QUOTE=Zapata;1207173]Can ya play an instrument? We're gonna need some music here.:guitarist[/QUOTE He can play but it's mostly with himself.

I've had a hunt round the house and i've found a member of the Scottish National Party gathering dust in a corner so he could come in handy for the bagpipes. I have some penguins and polar bears in my shed and a lawn mower that Mr O is working on.

I LOVE it!!! I was so afraid I might miss the bagpipes on my trip to Scotland. Penguins & Polar bears,,,,sounds like a good name for a dancing duo. What do you think? And the lawnmower . . .hmmm,,,,,(notice the commas?) It would make a good lawn ornament, alongside the wheelbarrow and palm trees. Really? You have a Mister who fixes things? Instead of breaking them or setting fire to them?

I know! In case the party gets dull, we can have a garage sale. Going out right now to pull some stuff out of the trash can.

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:39 am

I could bring loads of commas - no use to me, seldom use them

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:53 am

I'm riding his bike.

Let's head out for the road on this nice summer day.......................:-6

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:16 pm

buttercup;1207194 wrote: I could bring loads of commas - no use to me, seldom use them

I have some spare semi-colons.......... would they help?

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:18 pm

Only if i knew what they were :wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:28 pm

buttercup;1207222 wrote: Only if i knew what they were :wah:
All right then..... what about some asterisks cos i'm right up to here with them cluttering up the house.

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:29 pm

Oh pretty stars, now your talking :wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:38 pm

buttercup;1207237 wrote: Oh pretty stars, now your talking :wah:
Hang on, I just found loads of these in the loft &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

Will they come in handy?

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:41 pm

Nope :wah:

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:51 pm

oscar;1207243 wrote: Hang on, I just found loads of these in the loft &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

Will they come in handy?

Yes, Oscar, the decorating committee can certainly use those,,,I believe in the Dunkin' Nomad for a Dime booth.

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:52 pm

Oh,,,,and Buttercup,,,I could use some of those commas,,,,as I seem to be running out . . .

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:55 pm

No problem i've got 43 years worth of them. Bloody useless things

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:56 pm

Zapata;1207165 wrote: Oh,,,,good! Naked boy-toys and male dancers. Are they the stripping kind? We need more guys in the Garden. Will somebody bring a bag of commas,,,,,please?

mine are.

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:06 pm

buttercup;1207259 wrote: No problem i've got 43 years worth of them. Bloody useless things

Oh,,,,sorry. You say, "43 years worth" of brand spanking-new commas? That's quite a commodity of commas you've got there! Perhaps that amount is worthy of a Comma Kiosk at Nomad's Party/Symposium/Hiatus. Would you be interested in making a few bucks?

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:03 pm

we need a cake, a huge cake..........:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:40 pm

Zapata;1207276 wrote: Oh,,,,sorry. You say, "43 years worth" of brand spanking-new commas? That's quite a commodity of commas you've got there! Perhaps that amount is worthy of a Comma Kiosk at Nomad's Party/Symposium/Hiatus. Would you be interested in making a few bucks?

Well we could collect money and donate it to a charity of Nomad's choice :-6

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:41 pm

Uh-oh...........Somebody is trying to crash this party. Who?

:D

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ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:48 pm

Looks like a good dancer to me. Good we need some dancing in here. 'Course it doesn't look like he's got any intelligence to speak of, though.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:23 pm

I have a ninja conference this weekend and a mad scientist symposium next weekend.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:24 pm

along-for-the-ride;1208062 wrote: Uh-oh...........Somebody is trying to crash this party. Who?

:D

Spot!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:07 pm

Nomad;1208074 wrote: I have a ninja conference this weekend and a mad scientist symposium next weekend.

Bring them along, won't you? Any friend of Nomad's is sure to be welcome at the Party. . . Anyway, they sound like some pretty fun guys. Do they dance and can they play an instrument? Saxophone, preferably.

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:11 pm

buttercup;1207371 wrote: Well we could collect money and donate it to a charity of Nomad's choice :-6

Capital idea, B.C.!!

(How much money do you figure we can collect?) Nomad may want to give some to the Nano Ninja Collective.

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Sun May 15, 2016 11:08 am

I was reading over some old threads and some of these are pretty funny. Where are all these people?