Lets have a Rant!!!

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri May 15, 2009 9:59 am

Sunshine;1189239 wrote:

Never? Not ever? OK, ask them how you came into being then. :-3 That should straighten that out.She was found under a bush by a Fox............thats why all the Foxes are hunted now:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Sunshine** » Fri May 15, 2009 10:00 am

Carolly;1189242 wrote: She was found under a bush by a Fox............thats why all the Foxes are hunted now:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hummm, this is getting interesting. So the fox left her on the doorstep then? Poor little orphaned thing.

And now they are out to shoot the fox. OK, I'll shut up now.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri May 15, 2009 10:03 am

Sunshine;1189243 wrote: Hummm, this is getting interesting. So the fox left her on the doorstep then? Poor little orphaned thing.

And now they are out to shoot the fox. OK, I'll shut up now.

Ye and thats also why shes round the bleedin twist:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl;)

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri May 15, 2009 10:09 am

Where the hell is my hubs? Darnit, I want to get the shopping outta the way and he's stuck about 20 miles from me...no gas as usual...well just a bit but not enough to get that far:-5:-5

Post by **Sunshine** » Fri May 15, 2009 10:16 am

qsducks;1189250 wrote: Where the hell is my hubs? Darnit, I want to get the shopping outta the way and he's stuck about 20 miles from me...no gas as usual...well just a bit but not enough to get that far:-5:-5

He is out of gas? How is he to get home?

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri May 15, 2009 10:17 am

qsducks;1189250 wrote: Where the hell is my hubs? Darnit, I want to get the shopping outta the way and he's stuck about 20 miles from me...no gas as usual...well just a bit but not enough to get that far:-5:-5
What is it with men fgs.....if they had a brain they would be dangerous:-5:-5:-5

Post by **Sunshine** » Fri May 15, 2009 10:34 am

Carolly;1189259 wrote: What is it with men fgs.....if they had a brain they would be dangerous:-5:-5:-5
No, if they had a brain they would be thinkin they are as smart as we are. :yh_rotfl Yeah right.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri May 15, 2009 10:39 am

Sunshine;1189266 wrote: No, if they had a brain they would be thinkin they are as smart as we are. :yh_rotfl Yeah right.They smart as us......dont be daft woman:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Sunshine** » Fri May 15, 2009 11:04 am

Carolly;1189267 wrote: They smart as us......dont be daft woman:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

That's one of the reasons God made woman. Man is too subborn to ask for directions. :yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri May 15, 2009 11:08 am

Carolly;1189259 wrote: What is it with men fgs.....if they had a brain they would be dangerous:-5:-5:-5

I've always pumped my own.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri May 15, 2009 11:10 am

Sunshine;1189278 wrote:

That's one of the reasons God made woman. Man is too subborn to ask for directions. :yh_rotfl

directions, what are those?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Sunshine** » Fri May 15, 2009 11:11 am

Odie;1189281 wrote: directions, what are those?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I do hope that is what he says not you. :-3

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri May 15, 2009 11:22 am

Sunshine;1189284 wrote: I do hope that is what he says not you. :-3

I meant men refuse to take directions when driving.

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Fri May 15, 2009 11:30 am

My HUbby even argues with the sat nav:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl then spends most of the time driving trying to prove himself right:-3:yh_rotfl

Post by **Sunshine** » Fri May 15, 2009 11:38 am

kazalala;1189293 wrote: My HUbby even argues with the sat nav:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl then spends most of the time driving trying to prove himself right:-3:yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Men, what can I say.

Lots but shouldn't :yh_rotfl

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Fri May 15, 2009 12:57 pm

you know when you answer the phone, and say hello... then find you are listening to a recording!!!!!!! you have been selected bla bla whatever!! How bloody rude!!!!:-5:-5:-5

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 15, 2009 3:16 pm

kazalala;1189293 wrote: My HUbby even argues with the sat nav:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl then spends most of the time driving trying to prove himself right:-3:yh_rotfl Mr O talks to his sat nav..... Suzy satnav her name is. Well suztsatnav sent me to the gate of a field last week. A farmer came out and said that i didn't wanna be doin that. The postcode on suzysatnav was correct but the car was in another post code entirely.

Tuesday, suzysatnav sent us up wrong turnings and then said 'Do a U turn in 200 yrds if you can'. The guy who's drive we drove up was not impressed. Not our fault... it's all down to suzysatnav.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri May 15, 2009 3:36 pm

Watching M&M on the Ross Show.....wtf is all that about fgs....am I missing somefing or just getting bloody old

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Fri May 15, 2009 3:42 pm

Carolly;1189382 wrote: Watching M&M on the Ross Show.....wtf is all that about fgs....am I missing somefing or just getting bloody old

getting bloody old :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri May 15, 2009 3:46 pm

kayleneaussie;1189388 wrote: getting bloody old :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflWell if they call that talent or they can actually sing.....good bleedin job I am old fgs and know decent talent and not that ......gawd elp us is all I can say:-5:-5

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 15, 2009 4:05 pm

kayleneaussie;1189388 wrote: getting bloody old :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl What do mean 'getting' :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri May 15, 2009 4:09 pm

kayleneaussie;1189388 wrote: getting bloody old :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I am!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri May 15, 2009 4:15 pm

oscar;1189403 wrote: What do mean 'getting' :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:rolleyes::p

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri May 15, 2009 4:17 pm

Sunshine;1189255 wrote: He is out of gas? How is he to get home?

who cares?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 15, 2009 4:17 pm

Carolly;1189411 wrote: :rolleyes::p :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl It's jealousey Carolly...... :sneaky::sneaky: Your a gorgeous Ducks

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri May 15, 2009 4:20 pm

oscar;1189414 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl It's jealousey Carolly...... :sneaky::sneaky: Your a gorgeous Ducks

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri May 15, 2009 4:21 pm

omg.......4 lawnmowers going at once!:-5:-5

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 15, 2009 4:28 pm

Carolly;1189419 wrote: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I like that

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri May 15, 2009 4:34 pm

oscar;1189427 wrote: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I like that

Hope the Duck dont kidnap her

:-3:driving:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 15, 2009 4:54 pm

Carolly;1189431 wrote: Hope the Duck dont kidnap her

:-3:driving:
You wish !!!! :yh_rotfl

When are they reading your posh letter out?

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri May 15, 2009 5:05 pm

oscar;1189436 wrote: You wish !!!! :yh_rotfl

When are they reading your posh letter out?Wednesday...should be fun:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl...hope they dont blush easily :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 15, 2009 5:07 pm

Carolly;1189441 wrote: Wednesday...should be fun:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl...hope they dont blush easily :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I shall expect you to be held in police custody by wednesday night then? :wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri May 15, 2009 5:08 pm

oscar;1189442 wrote: I shall expect you to be held in police custody by wednesday night then? :wah:Well....that will be fun:D;):-4

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 15, 2009 5:16 pm

Carolly;1189443 wrote: Well....that will be fun:D;):-4 You'll love it.... they do give you tea you know :wah:

Right.... time for an Oscar rant now.

What is it with us that we seem to spend our every waking moment with the local plod? If it's not getting them out to local yobs, or seeing my neighbours car in the process of being nicked, or Mr O being the victem of road rage...... you can bet your life that if something happens within a ten mile radius, Mr O and I will be the bloody witnesses. There was a minor collision last week that we witnessed outside the take-away that turned a bit nasty and plod rang today wanting statements. Another 3 hours down the local nick because we were in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Honestly.... :-5

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Fri May 15, 2009 6:19 pm

oscar;1189444 wrote:

What is it with us that we seem to spend our every waking moment with the local plod?

Honestly.... :-5

You're just lucky that way I guess. :yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat May 16, 2009 2:16 am

oscar;1189444 wrote: You'll love it.... they do give you tea you know :wah:

Right.... time for an Oscar rant now.

What is it with us that we seem to spend our every waking moment with the local plod? If it's not getting them out to local yobs, or seeing my neighbours car in the process of being nicked, or Mr O being the victem of road rage...... you can bet your life that if something happens within a ten mile radius, Mr O and I will be the bloody witnesses. There was a minor collision last week that we witnessed outside the take-away that turned a bit nasty and plod rang today wanting statements. Another 3 hours down the local nick because we were in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Honestly.... :-5We dont see many Old Bill round here.....except for speed traps of course....ye know what I mean.....not a house in sight and there they are waitng :-5:-5:-5

hoxtonchris · Post by **hoxtonchris** » Sat May 16, 2009 3:08 am

Carolly;1189486 wrote: We dont see many Old Bill round here.....except for speed traps of course....ye know what I mean.....not a house in sight and there they are waitng :-5:-5:-5now how did i know my little munchkin i would find you on this thread:wah:

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sat May 16, 2009 4:31 am

oscar;1189444 wrote: You'll love it.... they do give you tea you know :wah:

Right.... time for an Oscar rant now.

What is it with us that we seem to spend our every waking moment with the local plod? If it's not getting them out to local yobs, or seeing my neighbours car in the process of being nicked, or Mr O being the victem of road rage...... you can bet your life that if something happens within a ten mile radius, Mr O and I will be the bloody witnesses. There was a minor collision last week that we witnessed outside the take-away that turned a bit nasty and plod rang today wanting statements. Another 3 hours down the local nick because we were in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Honestly.... :-5

you should tell them to come to your house if they want a statement:sneaky::D

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Sat May 16, 2009 8:57 am

Double standards. :-5 :-5

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sat May 16, 2009 9:04 am

valentine;1189635 wrote: Ohhh Kaz, what a PRETTY avatar!!!!!!! Did you make that???

no its from photobucket:D

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sat May 16, 2009 9:06 am

Peg;1189646 wrote: Double standards. :-5 :-5

Rant away peg:sneaky::yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat May 16, 2009 9:09 am

Peg;1189646 wrote: Double standards. :-5 :-5
Totally agree:-5:-5:-5

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat May 16, 2009 9:14 am

valentine;1189634 wrote: Gosh darn I get so far behind in a day... Carol, I could not help but laugh about the card, was going to tell you about my brother doing something similar (he addressed a get well card to himself, in his case... ah, nevermind :yh_rotfl ) but got interupted and the thread moved on so fast by the time I got back... everyone was on to new stuff!

I think someone asked if the Wings won, son of a gun, they did! I couldn't get it on the TV (I think it's blacked out here if it's not sold out, I got them when they played in CA tho) and we are in a friggin black hole for radio. Too far from Detroit to get a clear signal unless you set the radio on the tallest thing outside with tin foil wrapped around the antennea (which I did :p) and could only hear "THEY WON" Who won, what, where?????

I found it on the net, lol. They are playing Chicago tomorrow. We love our Wings round here (obviously there ain't a lot to do here :yh_rotfl)

(I have never been on a board that moved this quickly, it is cool!! I'm sorry if I do not respond to specific posts, I do not mean to be rude, I still haven't got the hang of everything yet and get interupted here sooooo much.)

Hi there babe and good to see you posting.....I love this Thread Kaz has put up....its so good for me to moan I have decided:wah: although its so unusual:rolleyes: I loved you saying about your brother:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat May 16, 2009 9:16 am

Peg;1189646 wrote: Double standards. :-5 :-5

I agree Peg, whats good for one is not good for the other?----that's crap!:-5:-5

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat May 16, 2009 2:52 pm

I LOVE THAT DANCING COW!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat May 16, 2009 2:56 pm

valentine;1189680 wrote: Me three on double standards!

Well, really cool and pretty "right click" you have Kaz!!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl (I was in heaven when I learned how to lift stuff off the net

)

Carol, it's great to let er rip some days, isn't it? Thank you for being patient with my sporatic (sp??) posting, I have a feeling it's going to be like that thru the summer. My brother, the braintrust... :wah: I love the big lug. Val I never let rip babe....im a very calm person:DDont worry about posting.....just do it when you can;)

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Sat May 16, 2009 3:31 pm

Odie;1189670 wrote: I agree Peg, whats good for one is not good for the other?----that's crap!:-5:-5

I love it. Us women have so much we can pull out of our sleeves when it comes to double standards, we just have to be cool about it . Quite frankly we need to grow some balls sometimes. (yeah okay it took me awhile but I've learnt.)

They other week my friend looked at the netball girls a little longer than he should have. I looked at him and he got immediately defensive (it's been awhile since he's had to think of a woman sitting next to him) I just smiled and said, "Paybacks a bitc'h isn't it? What time is the seniors football match?" He immediately apologised and said, "point taken". He watches himself now.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat May 16, 2009 3:32 pm

We didnt win the Euro song fing....we came 5th:-5:-5:-5

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat May 16, 2009 3:35 pm

kazalala;1189508 wrote: you should tell them to come to your house if they want a statement:sneaky::D No thanks, the neighbours will think i'm being arrested again :wah: far better to make an appointment at the local plod office and then run late to annoy them :sneaky:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat May 16, 2009 3:37 pm

fuzzywuzzy;1189823 wrote: I love it. Us women have so much we can pull out of our sleeves when it comes to double standards, we just have to be cool about it . Quite frankly we need to grow some balls sometimes. (yeah okay it took me awhile but I've learnt.)

They other week my friend looked at the netball girls a little longer than he should have. I looked at him and he got immediately defensive (it's been awhile since he's had to think of a woman sitting next to him) I just smiled and said, "Paybacks a bitc'h isn't it? What time is the seniors football match?" He immediately apologised and said, "point taken". He watches himself now.:DUs in England live in a Country of double standards......do as I say and not as I do.....the worst of course being the Government and most of our MPs and hopefully with what has been exposed this will end although double standard in this country like so many others .......will always be.