Lets have a Rant!!!

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Thu May 14, 2009 12:23 pm

oscar;1188793 wrote: I know the feeling. I've had my bum stung by nettles :wah: And i fell backwards into a ditch once and pee'd all over my Levi's :yh_rotflYer such a name dropper......Levis....you sure you dont mean a la Peacocks or a la stall from Market:D;)

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Thu May 14, 2009 12:25 pm

Carolly;1188795 wrote: Yer such a name dropper......Levis....you sure you dont mean a la Peacocks or a la stall from Market:D;)

Primarni:D:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Thu May 14, 2009 12:29 pm

kazalala;1188796 wrote: Primarni:D:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflThats who I was trying to fink of:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu May 14, 2009 12:34 pm

Carolly;1188795 wrote: Yer such a name dropper......Levis....you sure you dont mean a la Peacocks or a la stall from Market:D;) Excuse me Mrs.... we don't have any of that peacocks malarky in this house thankyou very much :wah:

You just reminded me of something.

My turkish pal tole me recently that she'd been to 'quiz' to get some Jeans. I said 'Quiz?? what's that?. 'It's quiz, the clothes shop'. Some time went by until the penny dropped and i said 'Oh you mean QS... :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl 'Yes , she said 'Quiz'.

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Thu May 14, 2009 12:35 pm

oscar;1188800 wrote: Excuse me Mrs.... we don't have any of that peacocks malarky in this house thankyou very much :wah:

You just reminded me of something.

My turkish pal tole me recently that she'd been to 'quiz' to get some Jeans. I said 'Quiz?? what's that?. 'It's quiz, the clothes shop'. Some time went by until the penny dropped and i said 'Oh you mean QS... :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl 'Yes , she said 'Quiz'.

im sure we have a shop up here called Quiz:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Thu May 14, 2009 12:37 pm

oscar;1188800 wrote: Excuse me Mrs.... we don't have any of that peacocks malarky in this house thankyou very much :wah:

You just reminded me of something.

My turkish pal tole me recently that she'd been to 'quiz' to get some Jeans. I said 'Quiz?? what's that?. 'It's quiz, the clothes shop'. Some time went by until the penny dropped and i said 'Oh you mean QS... :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl 'Yes , she said 'Quiz'.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Glad to see you have some upmarket mates like us lot:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu May 14, 2009 12:40 pm

Carolly;1188802 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Glad to see you have some upmarket mates like us lot:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl She's Turkish and has no idea what she's buying :yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Thu May 14, 2009 12:51 pm

oscar;1188803 wrote: She's Turkish and has no idea what she's buying :yh_rotflOh stop being such a snob.....you have mates that shop there....except it like a woman:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu May 14, 2009 1:14 pm

Carolly;1188811 wrote: Oh stop being such a snob.....you have mates that shop there....except it like a woman:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl No never :wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Thu May 14, 2009 2:01 pm

oscar;1188827 wrote: No never :wah:And I bet you go to Tescos and not Sainsburys:sneaky::rolleyes:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu May 14, 2009 2:04 pm

Carolly;1188857 wrote: And I bet you go to Tescos and not Sainsburys:sneaky::rolleyes: Sainsbury's and Morrisons for the Oscar's Mrs..... Tesco is where working class people with germs go. :sneaky:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Thu May 14, 2009 2:11 pm

oscar;1188858 wrote: Sainsbury's and Morrisons for the Oscar's Mrs..... Tesco is where working class people with germs go. :sneaky:Well Morrisons and Nettos for me....cause Nettos is bloody cheap and I dont care if Im not a Sainsburys person as I aint a bleedin snob......mind you....wanna a laugh.Long story but cut short....some years back I thought one of my dogs had escaped from my car when it was parked at Sainsburys....I was so upset you have no idea....I even called the Police fgs:rolleyes:anyway then I thought....oh well at least she will go to a good home and glad it wernt outside Nettos:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflbtw......the little cow was alseep right under the seat where we couldnt see her:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu May 14, 2009 2:51 pm

Sunshine;1188726 wrote: I would love to be a fly on the wall at that meeting. :sneaky:

think very very tiny!:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu May 14, 2009 3:17 pm

Carolly;1188862 wrote: Well Morrisons and Nettos for me....cause Nettos is bloody cheap and I dont care if Im not a Sainsburys person as I aint a bleedin snob......mind you....wanna a laugh.Long story but cut short....some years back I thought one of my dogs had escaped from my car when it was parked at Sainsburys....I was so upset you have no idea....I even called the Police fgs:rolleyes:anyway then I thought....oh well at least she will go to a good home and glad it wernt outside Nettos:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflbtw......the little cow was alseep right under the seat where we couldnt see her:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
:yh_rotfl you soppy moo !!!

I never take the dogs shopping or leave them in the car.... They squabble in the car like children. :wah: they get out their harnesses, one ends up on the dashboard and one in your lap.

Mr O likes Lidle..... ever been in one of those? I have to say their veg is very fresh and he gets the foxes chicken in there cos it's cheaper than Sainsbury. I have to be honest, I don't do the bleedin shopping...... he does. I loathe it in supermarkets and end up wanting to punch people. All that fartin about putting you pound coin in trolleys..... no thanks. I do like the Turkish deli near us and i'll go in there but, ni, far easier to give Mr O a list and wave him on his way. :wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Thu May 14, 2009 3:54 pm

oscar;1188888 wrote: :yh_rotfl you soppy moo !!!

I never take the dogs shopping or leave them in the car.... They squabble in the car like children. :wah: they get out their harnesses, one ends up on the dashboard and one in your lap.

Mr O likes Lidle..... ever been in one of those? I have to say their veg is very fresh and he gets the foxes chicken in there cos it's cheaper than Sainsbury. I have to be honest, I don't do the bleedin shopping...... he does. I loathe it in supermarkets and end up wanting to punch people. All that fartin about putting you pound coin in trolleys..... no thanks. I do like the Turkish deli near us and i'll go in there but, ni, far easier to give Mr O a list and wave him on his way. :wah:Oh like you I wont leave my dogs in car parks and thats what even made it worse....it was a hot day and we had been out for the day....we stopped as I wanted to get a couple of bits and left someone in the car.....they fell asleep and left the window open fgs and thats why i thought she had escaped.....through the bloody window....you can imagine what I said:-5:-5....as for Lidles....theres one opposite my market but no ive never had the pleasure and btw.....I love shopping!!!:-4

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Thu May 14, 2009 3:55 pm

Is that right we give the EU 40 million quid a day fgs

:sneaky:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu May 14, 2009 7:42 pm

valentine;1188941 wrote: Is is okay if I throw in a quick bitch without catching up on everyone's rants?

I CAN'T GET THE FRIGGIN HOCKEY GAME ON THE FRIGGIN TV, WHAT THE HECK DO I PAY FOR SATELLITE TV AND THEN GET BLACKED OUT OR WHATEVER THEY DID TO THE DUMB GAME THIS TIME? IT WAS ON THE OTHER NITE, NOW "IT'S NOT AVAILABLE IN YOUR AREA" WHAT AREA EXACTLY IS THAT? EARTH????

ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH

... heads out to the barn to shovel cowshit....

nuts

(I'll be quiet now...)

:-5:-5:-5:-5

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

blacked out on satellite?

hmmmmmmmmmmm sounds strange, maybe you should call them.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu May 14, 2009 7:45 pm

hmmmmmmm I need some respect.....you have to earn respect...and I very well have indeed....still no respect!:-5:-5:-5

I will figure out my next plan.:sneaky:

Post by **Sunshine** » Thu May 14, 2009 11:23 pm

Odie;1188881 wrote: think very very tiny!:yh_rotfl
Most of the time I do

:yh_rotfl

Post by **Sunshine** » Thu May 14, 2009 11:27 pm

valentine;1188941 wrote: Is is okay if I throw in a quick bitch without catching up on everyone's rants?

I CAN'T GET THE FRIGGIN HOCKEY GAME ON THE FRIGGIN TV, WHAT THE HECK DO I PAY FOR SATELLITE TV AND THEN GET BLACKED OUT OR WHATEVER THEY DID TO THE DUMB GAME THIS TIME? IT WAS ON THE OTHER NITE, NOW "IT'S NOT AVAILABLE IN YOUR AREA" WHAT AREA EXACTLY IS THAT? EARTH????

ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH

... heads out to the barn to shovel cowshit....

nuts

(I'll be quiet now...)

:-5:-5:-5:-5

valentine;1188942 wrote: Well, while I'm at it... where's that stupid siggie now?

They musta blacked it out too.

Aw nuts...

(the wings better win or I'm gonna be in a lovely mood later

)

Just ignore me, I get really stupid about this time of day.

More stupid than normal. :yh_rotfl

Did they win? Did you really go out and shovel cowshit? Humm, must be a new form of therapy. :-3

Post by **Sunshine** » Thu May 14, 2009 11:28 pm

Odie;1188956 wrote: hmmmmmmm I need some respect.....you have to earn respect...and I very well have indeed....still no respect!:-5:-5:-5

I will figure out my next plan.:sneaky:
Is this what you say the morning after?

Nevermind. :wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri May 15, 2009 12:32 am

I cannot believe what ive just done fgs:-5:-5:-5I opened the lovely card I got for Ali....wrote some really nice words......and then realised cause im half asleep I had written on the envelope ffs and not on the card:-5:-5:-5...if this is what getting older does I am not amused:-5:-5:-5

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Fri May 15, 2009 12:40 am

Carolly;1189020 wrote: I cannot believe what ive just done fgs:-5:-5:-5I opened the lovely card I got for Ali....wrote some really nice words......and then realised cause im half asleep I had written on the envelope ffs and not on the card:-5:-5:-5...if this is what getting older does I am not amused:-5:-5:-5

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri May 15, 2009 12:42 am

kayleneaussie;1189021 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflTrust you to fink its funny:-5:-5 cost me an arm and a leg and now the bleedin fing is no good as I cant send it now :-5:-5gonna have to get another one.....fink I will have a whip round

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Fri May 15, 2009 12:44 am

Carolly;1189022 wrote: Trust you to fink its funny:-5:-5 cost me an arm and a leg and now the bleedin fing is no good as I cant send it now :-5:-5gonna have to get another one.....fink I will have a whip round

just get another envelope then :guitarist

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri May 15, 2009 12:53 am

kayleneaussie;1189023 wrote: just get another envelope then :guitaristYou daft tart..........how?I cant go and say.....can I have a birthday card envelope please Mr. Shop keeper.....he will fink im madder than I fink I am right now:-5:-5:-5:(

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Fri May 15, 2009 1:14 am

Carolly;1189027 wrote: You daft tart..........how?I cant go and say.....can I have a birthday card envelope please Mr. Shop keeper.....he will fink im madder than I fink I am right now:-5:-5:-5:(

well use white out :sneaky:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri May 15, 2009 1:29 am

kayleneaussie;1189032 wrote: well use white out :sneaky:I have no idea what that is but I wrote all over the poxy fing....not just a few words:-5:-5:(

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri May 15, 2009 4:42 am

Sunshine;1188995 wrote: Is this what you say the morning after?

Nevermind. :wah:

- the morning after what:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

nope, not at home anymore.

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Fri May 15, 2009 4:57 am

Carolly;1188912 wrote: Oh like you I wont leave my dogs in car parks and thats what even made it worse....it was a hot day and we had been out for the day....we stopped as I wanted to get a couple of bits and left someone in the car.....they fell asleep and left the window open fgs and thats why i thought she had escaped.....through the bloody window....you can imagine what I said:-5:-5....as for Lidles....theres one opposite my market but no ive never had the pleasure and btw.....I love shopping!!!:-4
is this the bleedin shopping channell now:-5:p LIdls is great ,, as is Aldi:D the lasagne is gorgeous!!! the fresh one in the fridge area not frozen.

valentine;1188941 wrote: Is is okay if I throw in a quick bitch without catching up on everyone's rants?

I CAN'T GET THE FRIGGIN HOCKEY GAME ON THE FRIGGIN TV, WHAT THE HECK DO I PAY FOR SATELLITE TV AND THEN GET BLACKED OUT OR WHATEVER THEY DID TO THE DUMB GAME THIS TIME? IT WAS ON THE OTHER NITE, NOW "IT'S NOT AVAILABLE IN YOUR AREA" WHAT AREA EXACTLY IS THAT? EARTH????

ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH

... heads out to the barn to shovel cowshit....

nuts

(I'll be quiet now...)

:-5:-5:-5:-5
Rant away val,,its free:D

Carolly;1189020 wrote: I cannot believe what ive just done fgs:-5:-5:-5I opened the lovely card I got for Ali....wrote some really nice words......and then realised cause im half asleep I had written on the envelope ffs and not on the card:-5:-5:-5...if this is what getting older does I am not amused:-5:-5:-5

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri May 15, 2009 5:10 am

OpenMind;1186229 wrote: I, for one, cannot drive while on the phone. At the earliest opportunity, i.e., waiting at red lights, I remove the phone from under my bum and put it in the door pocket.

me, with a cell phone and driving.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I have mastered sipping coffee and having a smoke, lets not push it!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

besides, its illegal in Canada to talk on the phone while driving....not that it matters, cops certainly don`t have time here to pull you over for that.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri May 15, 2009 5:14 am

Carolly;1188912 wrote: ....I love shopping!!!:-4

you need to open you own thread called The Shopping Channel!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri May 15, 2009 5:15 am

kazalala;1186078 wrote: :yh_rotflthats not a rant ,, its a tantrum:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Sunshine** » Fri May 15, 2009 9:25 am

Carolly;1189020 wrote: I cannot believe what ive just done fgs:-5:-5:-5I opened the lovely card I got for Ali....wrote some really nice words......and then realised cause im half asleep I had written on the envelope ffs and not on the card:-5:-5:-5...if this is what getting older does I am not amused:-5:-5:-5

take it back to the store and demand a new envelope because someone already wrote on it. :yh_rotfl Just an idea. :wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri May 15, 2009 9:29 am

Sunshine;1189206 wrote: take it back to the store and demand a new envelope because someone already wrote on it. :yh_rotfl Just an idea. :wah:I had to buy another one......im gonna have a whip round:sneaky:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri May 15, 2009 9:31 am

kazalala;1189084 wrote: is this the bleedin shopping channell now:-5:p LIdls is great ,, as is Aldi:D the lasagne is gorgeous!!! the fresh one in the fridge area not frozen.

Rant away val,,its free:D

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
And dont you start:-5:-5:(

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri May 15, 2009 9:32 am

Odie;1189087 wrote: you need to open you own thread called The Shopping Channel!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflGood Idea:D

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri May 15, 2009 9:34 am

valentine;1189161 wrote: I'm sorry Carol, but I can't help it... :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

:-5:-5:-5Val.....im having a whip round.....mind you dont tell Kay ffs as she will have a fit with the excitement:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Sunshine** » Fri May 15, 2009 9:40 am

Carolly;1189211 wrote: I had to buy another one......im gonna have a whip round:sneaky:
OK, I give. What is a whip round?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 15, 2009 9:40 am

Carolly;1189218 wrote: :-5:-5:-5Val.....im having a whip round.....mind you dont tell Kay ffs as she will have a fit with the excitement:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

You getting kinky again Mrs?

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri May 15, 2009 9:41 am

oscar;1189225 wrote: You getting kinky again Mrs?
Always baby.....always;)

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri May 15, 2009 9:43 am

Sunshine;1189224 wrote: OK, I give. What is a whip round?

Well.....you all have to stand in a line and I get a big whip out and whip you all:DAsk Kaz.....shes always having whip rounds.....bet Oscar does also:D:wah:

Post by **Sunshine** » Fri May 15, 2009 9:43 am

Carolly;1189226 wrote: Always baby.....always;)

NOt in front of your dollies I hope. They have such sensitive natures. :yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri May 15, 2009 9:46 am

Sunshine;1189230 wrote: NOt in front of your dollies I hope. They have such sensitive natures. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotflIm winding you up babes....a whip round means Im going around asking for money:wah:and fgs dont ask what a pisss up is:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Sunshine** » Fri May 15, 2009 9:52 am

Carolly;1189229 wrote: Well.....you all have to stand in a line and I get a big whip out and whip you all:DAsk Kaz.....shes always having whip rounds.....bet Oscar does also:D:wah:

Mind if I just stand back and watch. Never seen that done before. You don't have a gun too do ya?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 15, 2009 9:53 am

Carolly;1189229 wrote: Well.....you all have to stand in a line and I get a big whip out and whip you all:DAsk Kaz.....shes always having whip rounds.....bet Oscar does also:D:wah: No i don't :wah: My parents were conservatives and i was raised not to have any sex at all of any description :wah:

Post by **Sunshine** » Fri May 15, 2009 9:54 am

Carolly;1189233 wrote: :yh_rotflIm winding you up babes....a whip round means Im going around asking for money:wah:and fgs dont ask what a pisss up is:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

****-up - vulgar expression for a bout of heavy drinking

binge, tear, bout, bust - an occasion for excessive eating or drinking; "they went on a bust that lasted three days

Bet that isn't it is it?

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri May 15, 2009 9:56 am

Sunshine;1189237 wrote: ****-up - vulgar expression for a bout of heavy drinkingbinge, tear, bout, bust - an occasion for excessive eating or drinking; "they went on a bust that lasted three days

Bet that isn't it is it?Ye bang on.....I always amile though when I hear my overseas friends saying there pissed....as here it means so different to the meaning it has there:wah:

Post by **Sunshine** » Fri May 15, 2009 9:56 am

oscar;1189236 wrote: No i don't :wah: My parents were conservatives and i was raised not to have any sex at all of any description :wah:
:eek: Never? Not ever? OK, ask them how you came into being then. :-3 That should straighten that out.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri May 15, 2009 9:57 am

oscar;1189236 wrote: No i don't :wah: My parents were conservatives and i was raised not to have any sex at all of any description :wah:Ye...ye...:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl