you know its time for a diet when...

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:10 am

i know its time i went on a diet because i just had to throw a boomerang with my belt tied to it to get my belt round my waist :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

when did you know it was time to go on a diet ..funny if possible :rolleyes:

ps there is no need to mention baldies in this thread

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:35 am

"Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever"

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:46 am

When i can rest my ashtray on my stomach :wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:15 am

When I can't fit into my summer shorts...but luckily I can this year. I have the most gawdiest shorts...my daughters call them tacky....hey what do you expect from a mom in her 40's?:rolleyes:

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:40 am

qsducks;1178373 wrote: When I can't fit into my summer shorts...but luckily I can this year. I have the most gawdiest shorts...my daughters call them tacky....hey what do you expect from a mom in her 40's?:rolleyes:

are they plaid huh are they are they? I love gawdy, that is the privledge us moms over 40 have earned whooo hooooo I knew I loved ya for a reason QD

Ooo diet time, is when you lay on the bed to zip yer jeans up using a metal coat hanger hooked through the zipper pull and you still CAN"T get the jeans zipped up.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:42 am

minks;1178396 wrote: are they plaid huh are they are they? I love gawdy, that is the privledge us moms over 40 have earned whooo hooooo I knew I loved ya for a reason QD

Ooo diet time, is when you lay on the bed to zip yer jeans up using a metal coat hanger hooked through the zipper pull and you still CAN"T get the jeans zipped up.

Oh yes, I've got plaid and ones with flowers on them:yh_rotfl....totally tacky but comfy and isn't that the point?:yh_rotfl Thrift store give aways..is where I go. I once had a pair that were striped but the zipper broke:yh_rotfl

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:50 am

Diet time is when you are sporting a mean muffin top......

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:51 am

minks;1178404 wrote: Diet time is when you are sporting a mean muffin top......

like pink hair?

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:12 pm

muffin top

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along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:31 pm

..................all your clothes have shrunk.

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:07 pm

When someone asks if you're pregnant and you aren't.

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:40 pm

I'm the same weight now as I was at eighteen so I guess the answer is - always

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:44 pm

When your running out of belt to put new holes in

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:45 pm

Snowfire;1178503 wrote: When your running out of belt to put new holes in
When someone says 'you have a crumb on one of your chins'.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:25 am

farmer giles;1178123 wrote: i know its time i went on a diet because i just had to throw a boomerang with my belt tied to it to get my belt round my waist :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

when did you know it was time to go on a diet ..funny if possible :rolleyes:

ps there is no need to mention baldies in this thread

:yh_rotfl

princessladedah · Post by **princessladedah** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:25 pm

When someone asks"So when ya due"?:-5:-5