US Air Force C-141 is scheduled to leave Thule Air Base,
Greenland at midnight. During the pilot's preflight check, he discovers that the latrine holding tank is still full from the last flight. So a message is
sent to the base and an airman who was off duty is called out to take
care of it.
The young man finally gets to the air base and makes his way to the aircraft, only to find that the latrine pump truck has been left outdoors and is frozen solid, so he must find another one in the hangar, which takes even more time.
He returns to the aircraft and is less than enthusiastic about what he has
to do. Nevertheless, he goes about the pumping job deliberately and carefully (and slowly) so as not to risk criticism later.
As he's leaving the plane, the pilot stops him and says, "Son, your attitude and performance has caused this flight to be late and I'm going to personally see to it that you are not just reprimanded but punished."
Shivering in the cold, his task finished, he takes a deep breath, stands up tall and says, "Sir, with all due respect, I'm not your son; I'm an Airman in the United States Air Force. I've been in Thule, Greenland, for 11 months without any leave, and reindeer's asses are beginning to look pretty good to me. I have one stripe; it's two-thirty in the morning, the temperature is 40 degrees below zero, and my job here is to pump shite out of an aircraft.
Now just exactly what form of punishment did you have in mind?"
Jives, you'll love this one!!
Jives, you'll love this one!!
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
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Jives, you'll love this one!!
that'll bring ya back to reality! :yh_rotfl
Jives, you'll love this one!!
:yh_rotflAwww.. Poor bugger!
Jives, you'll love this one!!
tmbsgrl wrote: That was cute! Mind if I pass this on to my Military family. I have family in the U.S. Air force & I have family in the US Army.
Swipe away, Susie!
Swipe away, Susie!

[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
[/FONT]
Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
[/FONT]
Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
Jives, you'll love this one!!
ABSOLUTELY OUTSTANDING! I GIVE THAT JOKE A BIG "AFFIRMATIVE" and promote BabyRider to 1st Lieutenant in charge of laughter!:wah:
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare