The Lone Ranger's Last Request
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>
> The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War
> Party.
>
>
>
> The Indian Chief proclaims,
>
> "So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger" ...
>
>
>
> "In honor of the Harvest Festival,
> YOU will be executed in three days."
>
> "Before I kill you, I grant you three requests"
>
> "What is your FIRST request ???'
>
> The Lone Ranger responds,
> "I'd like to speak to my horse."
>
> The Chief nods and Silver is brought
> before the Lone Ranger who whispers in
> Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.
>
> Later that evening, Silver returns with
> a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
> As the Indian Chief watches,
> the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent
> and spends the night.
>
> The next morning the Indian Chief admits
> he's impressed.
> "You have a very fine and loyal horse",
> "But I will still kill you in two days.."
>
> "What is your SECOND request ???"
>
>
> The Lone Ranger again asks to speak
> to his horse.
> Silver is brought to
> him,
> and he again whispers in the horse's ear.
>
> As before, Silver takes off and disappears
> over the horizon.
>
> Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise,
>
> Silver again returns, this time with a
> voluptuous brunette, more attractive
> than the blonde.
>
> She enters the Lone Rangers tent
> and spends the night.
>
> The following morning the Indian Chief
> is again impressed.
> "You are indeed a man of many talents,"
> "But I will still kill you tomorrow."
>
>
> "What is your LAST request ???"
>
>
> The Lone Ranger responds,
>
> "I'd like to speak to my horse, .... alone."
>
> The Chief is curious, but he agrees,
> and Silver is brought to
> the
> Lone Ranger's tent.
>
>
> Once they're alone,
> the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears,
> Looks him square in the eye and says,
>
>
> Listen Very Carefully !!!!
> FOR... THE... LAST... TIME...
>
> I SAID ...
>
>
>
>
>
> "BRING POSSE"
Lone Ranger's Last Request
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So Tontos nickname"Kimosabie" for his partner really meant "Owner of a Hearing-Impaired Horse".
:wah:
:wah:Life is a Highway. Let's share the Commute.
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Life is just to short for drama.
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along-for-the-ride;1170898 wrote: So Tontos nickname"Kimosabie" for his partner really meant "Owner of a Hearing-Impaired Horse".
:wah:
good one AFTR:yh_rotfl
:wah:good one AFTR:yh_rotfl
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ALOHA!!
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
Lone Ranger's Last Request
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