Songs that make you Cringe!

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 12:32 pm

What are the worst songs for you? ~ I have a few... like....

Lady in Red ~ Chris de Burgh

Funky Town ~ Pseudo Echos

The Pina Colada Song ~ Rupert Holmes

(Mind you, I like all of these better than Rap)

beautyful · Post by **beautyful** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 1:10 pm

>>^..^ What are the worst songs for you? ~ I have a few... like....

Lady in Red ~ Chris de Burgh

how can you say that,i love that song!!!!

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 1:28 pm

beautyful wrote: how can you say that,i love that song!!!!
LOL, coz it's awful and corny and hokey

Don't get me started on Chris, there is also that abomination "Don't Pay the Ferryman":-5

beautyful · Post by **beautyful** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 1:48 pm

I don't like any other Chris De Burgh songs, in fact i'm not sure i know any but i do like lady in red, its a classic wedding reception tune!!!!!!

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 1:56 pm

beautyful wrote: I don't like any other Chris De Burgh songs, in fact i'm not sure i know any but i do like lady in red, its a classic wedding reception tune!!!!!!
If the bride is wearing red... LOL

beautyful · Post by **beautyful** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 2:00 pm

>>^..^ If the bride is wearing red... LOL

you are so witty!!! but seriously its a lovely song, yes a little cheesy but lovely all the same :-4

beautyful · Post by **beautyful** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 2:07 pm

never heard of it :-2

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 2:07 pm

LOL ~ well at least it is only played in December and you can have 11 months of peace.

beautyful · Post by **beautyful** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 2:10 pm

i feel the same when i've heard various other christmas songs about hundred times by the end of november!!!

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 2:40 pm

Feliz Navidad

Feliz Navidad

Feliz Navidad

Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

Feliz Navidad

Feliz Navidad

Feliz Navidad

Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas

From the bottom of my heart.

Everybody Sing!!

Bothwell · Post by **Bothwell** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 4:32 am

Lady in Red is an absolute shoe in. Even better when his wife found out that it was written for the au pair he ran off rather than her.

Whiter shade of pale - procul harem, just listen to the lyrics, awful awful.

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:28 am

By Dean Martin, Little old wine drinker me........... :-5 :-5

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 9:25 am

Ebony and Ivory

rachelg · Post by **rachelg** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:37 pm

About anything Michael Bolton sings makes me cringe, even if it was a song I loved by the original artist who recorded it. Sounds like he's in terrible pain no matter what the mood of the song

The 80's song "Hey Mikey" it probably my all time most hated song, soon as I hear that introductory clapping, I change the channel. I also really get offended by Old Navy using old TV show tunes to make their commericals, like the one from the Brady Bunch. I actually emailed them to tell them I was boycotting them till that commercial was off the air. They answered too. They said it appealed to a wide audience, but I wondered who it would be since everyone I knew agreed with me.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:47 pm

"don't worry, be happy".... :yh_sick..and "wind beneath my wings"..aggghhhh!! and anything streisand. gag me.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 8:43 pm

memories.. like the corners of my mind.... misty watercolored memories... of the way we were.......

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 8:47 pm

Short People by Randy Newman makes me cringe

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 8:49 pm

Peg wrote: Short People by Randy Newman makes me cringe

Oh yeah.. thats a killer.

Also that Carpenter's classic

Calling occupants of inter-planetary craft... calling occupants of inter-planetary most extrodinary craft...

Beam me up Scotty :p

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 8:54 pm

>>^..^ memories.. like the corners of my mind.... misty watercolored memories... of the way we were.......

you just live to annoy me don't you? .... :rolleyes:...you and that cat.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 8:59 pm

lady cop wrote: you just live to annoy me don't you? .... :rolleyes:...you and that cat.
ummm.. yup, pretty well.. in a nutshell ~ thats it.

Hello Dolly, well Hello Dolly

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 9:12 pm

>>^..^ ummm.. yup, pretty well.. in a nutshell ~ thats it.

Hello Dolly, well Hello Dolly

don't cry for me argentina....i LOVE that. i could do a thread on eva peron, the eva braun of argentina. i love her story.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 9:23 pm

What did you think of Madonna as Evita?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 9:43 pm

>>^..^ What did you think of Madonna as Evita?
i already know you hated her as evita...but the fact is she did a great job, really got into the role. i am no madonna fan, but i loved the movie. and of course there was banderas. the lyrics are brilliant if you know the facts, and she was so convincing in the role there were protests in buenos aires. historically it is a fascinating story and the musical was fairly true to life. eva peron was a stone nazi but she was the princess di of her day.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 9:56 pm

lady cop wrote: i already know you hated her as evita...
Now I never said I hated Madona as Evita... I said I hated that movie, it was snoreville... and I was praying for it to end.

I think Madonna is a great singer and would like to see her do Evita on stage live in a theatre production...

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:24 pm

>>^..^ What are the worst songs for you? ~ I have a few... like....

Lady in Red ~ Chris de Burgh

Funky Town ~ Pseudo Echos

The Pina Colada Song ~ Rupert Holmes

(Mind you, I like all of these better than Rap)

ALL songs by eminem Bleck somebody please please shoot him. They all sound the same and they are all just trashy talk set to some kind of vaguely familiar tune from his previous song.

weeder · Post by **weeder** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 1:43 am

American Pie.... I could run screming from the room when I hear the first strains of that horrible saga begin.

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 2:27 am

Have to admit that Brittney Spears turns my stomach. Find it interesting that her song lyrics include "hit me baby one more time" and "ow ow ow ow ow". Makes me feel a little better about it.

I'm with you on the Feliz Navidad thing and all other Christmas carols even if they are revamped by modern artists. :yh_sick

weeder · Post by **weeder** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 2:35 am

koan wrote: Have to admit that Brittney Spears turns my stomach. Find it interesting that her song lyrics include "hit me baby one more time" and "ow ow ow ow ow". Makes me feel a little better about it.

I'm with you on the Feliz Navidad thing and all other Christmas carols even if they are revamped by modern artists. :yh_sick
Rap also makes me ill. It makes me feel terrible for todays youth.

My idols years ago were Emerson Lake and Palmer, Curved Air, Jethro tull

I had an excellent backgroud in Classical music. I wanted to be a ballet dancer.

These artists were brilliant to me because they were combing classical int o a

formula that introdued our generation to good music, and yet not dull.

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:29 am

Anything Vagina Twain, drives me nuts? Celine Dion the constant screaming and yodling, i have to change the chanel when these girls start.... :yh_wave

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 10:54 am

Well there are two many to list..

I realllllllllllllllllllly hate RAP MUSIC...IT JUST ABOUT PUTS ME OVER THE EDGE, MAKES ME WANT TO HURT SOMEONE.. :-5

Most Country Western music strikes me the same way, just can't deal with the endless TWANG, TWANG, TWANG, my sister shot her husbsand YADA, YADA, YADA... :guitarist

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 11:15 am

Uh-oh!! DOH!! :-5

Okay, I kinda like Feliz Navidad, sorry!! And the Prospero ano (no "tilde")

y Felicidad is wishing you a prosperous and happy New Year, what's so

bad about that? (She says ducking the bricks thrown her way!)

I just LOVE country, although I don't get to listen to it very much any more,

I had to give up most music when I found out it interferes with my sleep

patterns, and The Val would do just about ANYTHING in order to sleep

good! I like almost all kinds of music, even Outkast! HEY, YA!! Amazing at

52 years old, huh?!?!?!? I like a lot of the "older" rap.

I just saw Tina Turner on Oprah yesterday, and I must say, the lady is

pure SEX! We're talkin' HOT, babe. About the best thing I ever saw in

a music way was Tina and Mic singing together. Whoo-hoo!!

So my song that makes me cringe? You guys probably don't remember it

unless you happened to catch an oldies station a time er two... it's

called "Yummy, yummy yummy I got Love in my Tummy" by I think it

was Tommy James and the Shondels... groan now that I've typed that

I'll prolly be singin' it all dang DAY!

:yh_cry

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 4:06 pm

Well Valerie I will correct myself.. I to like "OUTKAST" "HEY YA" ROCKS..!! The difference in their music, and RAP for me... is it has a beat, and a melody.. RAP just pounds.... !! :-5

I'm also a huge JOHN MAYER fan.. "DAUGHTERS" is an awesome song..!!

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:20 pm

CARLA wrote: Well Valerie I will correct myself.. I to like "OUTKAST" "HEY YA" ROCKS..!! The difference in their music, and RAP for me... is it has a beat, and a melody.. RAP just pounds.... !! :-5

I'm also a huge JOHN MAYER fan.. "DAUGHTERS" is an awesome song..!!

Ok what about their dumb song about smelling like Pooh ooo oooo?

Bleck that is junk.

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:45 pm

tmbsgrl wrote: I don't like any songs by Celion Deon, Ashlee Simpson, Lindesey Lohan, any boy bands ( like nsync or Backstreet boys) I like 98 degrees Bc Nick was HOT! I do not like Cher ( she sounds like a man. Or the Dixie Chicks. Same here tmsgrl

telaquapacky · Post by **telaquapacky** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:11 pm

Any combo religious American patriotic pop songs make me wish I could vomit on demand.

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:31 pm

The Locomotion...ughh....I hate that one. The only time I really hear it...is at a weddings...and that just means it is time to get up and gyrate with strangers while they wrap their hands around your waist! Terrible!!

David813 · Post by **David813** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:35 pm

An old song named Muskrat Love makes me physically ill if I hear it. And that stupid "I'm Too Sexy" song is nauseating as well.

telaquapacky · Post by **telaquapacky** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 9:34 am

David813 wrote: An old song named Muskrat Love makes me physically ill if I hear it.My sister got married on the beach in San Simeon. I played and sang a really jazzy version of Muskrat Love on guitar for the ceremony (Even you might have liked this one). It was the only music in the wedding. We Californians are pretty eccentric.

Post by **spot** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 9:36 am

Vindaloo got up my nose, the second biggest selling single of 1998 by Fat Les. The closely related phenomenon of Fat Les Polyphonic Ringtones comes close.

Loreena McKennit and her utterly interminable version of - I was going to say the Unquiet Grave, but let's be honest - anything at all. She could sing Bob Dylan's Top Ten Protest Songs and I'd still puke. And that darned clone of hers, Enya, whoever she is.

That slug Caruso, too. What fool told him he could sing? Nobody with vibrato should be let loose in a recording studio.

Anyone French who thinks he knows one end of a synthesizer from another, the pseud ponces. Stand up Jean Michell Jarre, this is your cue.