Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater..

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Chezzie
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Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater..

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Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater...

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s**t.":D
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That was great! :-6




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Chezzie;1160023 wrote: Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater...

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s**t.":D




darn right!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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If you give her a potato, she will cook it and mash it with milk and butter and serve it with meatloaf and peas and carrots.







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Chezzie;1160023 wrote: Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater...

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s**t.":D
and if ya dont say thank u she will never forget it
"To be foolish and to recognize that one is foolish, is better than to be foolish and imagine that one is wise."
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el guapo;1160047 wrote: and if ya dont say thank u she will never forget it


now remember that in the mods room!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Chezzie;1160023 wrote: Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater...

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s**t.":D


If you give her your penis.....she'll die laughing, tell all her mates and put it on facebook.
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oscar;1160062 wrote: If you give her your penis.....she'll die laughing, tell all her mates and put it on facebook.


if ya give it to her sister she will never forgive you
"To be foolish and to recognize that one is foolish, is better than to be foolish and imagine that one is wise."
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