Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns

scholle-kid · Post by **scholle-kid** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:36 pm

Dear Walter,

I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbours daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbours daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years.

When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling Increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.

Can you please help? Sincerely, Sheila

Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps,

Walter

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 4:07 pm

Thanks alot Walter..................:wah:

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 4:30 pm

Walter forgot to mention it could be an electrical problem.:-3:wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 4:40 pm

Clint;1158307 wrote: Walter forgot to mention it could be an electrical problem.:-3:wah:

:-5:-5:-5:-5:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

scholle-kid · Post by **scholle-kid** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:41 pm

Clint;1158307 wrote: Walter forgot to mention it could be an electrical problem.:-3:wah:

walter forgot to mention one or two other problems I'm thinking he needs to take joyce brothers 'Advice Columns' class 101 or some such

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:53 pm

scholle-kid;1158331 wrote: walter forgot to mention one or two other problems I'm thinking he needs to take joyce brothers 'Advice Columns' class 101 or some such

No, no, no...he if he's going to be giving advice he needs to be ASE certified.