What Would You Do With 5 Million?

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:08 pm

Kindle;1140239 wrote: Odie, Odie. Have you not read what that chimp did to its owners neightbor?

You'd be safer providing for it and visiting it in a zoo......

have you not met Qadesh and Odie?

Kindle · Post by **Kindle** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 7:42 pm

Odie;1140380 wrote: have you not met Qadesh and Odie?

It is a lovely and exciting picture. I'd love to be able to pet the kitty.

But, more important is that you remember what happened to Roy Horn, one of the magicians in the Las Vegas Siegfried & Roy act.........................

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 7:53 pm

Kindle;1140475 wrote: It is a lovely and exciting picture. I'd love to be able to pet the kitty.

But, more important is that you remember what happened to Roy Horn, one of the magicians in the Las Vegas Siegfried & Roy act.........................

oh of coursse I do, they are making their first appearance together next week.

Even if you read on Qadhesh's website, the owner had said not to own one of these tigers........it was different for him.....he got her as cub, never been caged. and grew up on a huge acreage just an hour from where I live......she was one pampered pussycat.

www.qadesh.com

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 7:58 pm

family comes first, so they would be provided for.

house in Muskoka's, lakefront property, dock, bass boat, etc.

horses of course, many many animals.

personal chef

personal trainer

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:06 pm

Jester;1140495 wrote: and dont forget to hire a body guard... :-2

are you available?

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:04 pm

Jester;1140507 wrote: I am, how many men do you need?

7 please!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

one to drive my bass boat while I troll.

pool boy

house boy

personal trainer

personal chef

one for sex

one for sex

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Sunshine** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:07 pm

Odie;1140522 wrote: 7 please!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

one to drive my bass boat while I troll.

pool boy

house boy

personal trainer

personal chef

one for sex

one for sex

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Odie my dear, you need to get your priorities straight. You have that list all backwards. :yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:25 pm

Sunshine;1140546 wrote: Odie my dear, you need to get your priorities straight. You have that list all backwards. :yh_rotfl

no I don't fishing always comes first!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:22 am

Well I sorted out a million yesterday so the next million I will share out with the people I care about in my life and yes that does include my online Friends.I would also pay for us all to get together in a country that we would all agree to and book the best Hotel and wow would we have a ball.........I can just see it now......lots of hugs.....tears.....laughter.....rowing.....moaning......yep just be like we all are now:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:35 pm

Id eat cake.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:11 am

Nomad;1141479 wrote: Id eat cake.
:yh_rotfl

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:15 am

Given as during the boom period I was really kinda disgusted at all the materialism apparent in my society and was trying to be all po-faced and worthy, I think that now there is a depression its time to completely change tack, get a 5-Series BMW, a C-Class Merc, some sharp Italian suits, a nice tan, a fancy house in Southern France, generally loads of expensive crap I don't need, a couple of sexually available (on the basis of payment in kind), mercenary bimbo girlfriends, and shove it all in less fortunate (or as I say "lazy b*stard") people's faces.

So yeah, 5 million quid would come in handy in my new project to become a self-important money-obsessed wanker.

Brothers and sisters, I give you the opportunity to give thanks to all that is good in this world as we join in joyful praise of money....

MONEY I GIVE YOU HONOUR, I PRAISE YOU FROM ON HIGH, ALL GLORY AND HONOUR IS YOURS ALMIGHTY MONEY, FOR EVER AND EVER. AMEN

THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF FALLING ASSET VALUATIONS, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, SEE NO EVIL, IGNORE ALL THE SUFFERING THAT THE WORSHIP OF MONEY BRINGS ON MANKIND.

HAIL EURO, FULL OF GRACE, THE RICH ARE WITH YOU, BLESSED ART THOUGH AMONGST CURRENCIES, AND BLESSED IS THE FRUIT OF THY BANK, CAPITALISM, HOLY DOLLAR MOTHER OF DEPRESSION, THE FED IS WITH THEE, NOW AND FOREVER, AMEN.

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:33 am

Galbally;1141562 wrote: Given as during the boom period I was really kinda disgusted at all the materialism apparent in my society and was trying to be all po-faced and worthy, I think that now there is a depression its time to completely change tack, get a 5-Series BMW, a C-Class Merc, some sharp Italian suits, a nice tan, a fancy house in Southern France, generally loads of expensive crap I don't need, a couple of bimbo girlfriends, and shove it all in less fortunate (or as I say "lazy") people's faces.

So yeah, 5 million quid would come in handy in my new project to become a self-important money-obsessed wanker.

Brothers and sisters, I give you the opportunity to give thanks to all that is good in this world as we join in joyful praise of money....

MONEY I GIVE YOU HONOUR, I PRAISE YOU FROM ON HIGH, ALL GLORY AND HONOUR IS YOURS ALMIGHTY MONEY, FOR EVER AND EVER. AMEN

THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF FALLING ASSET VALUATIONS, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, SEE NO EVIL, IGNORE ALL THE SUFFERING THAT THE WORSHIP OF MONEY BRINGS ON MANKIND.

HAIL EURO, FULL OF GRACE, THE RICH ARE WITH YOU, BLESSED ART THOUGH AMONGST CURRENCIES, AND BLESSED IS THE FRUIT OF THY BANK, CAPITALISM, HOLY DOLLAR MOTHER OF DEPRESSION, THE FED IS WITH THEE, NOW AND FOREVER, AMEN.

Do I detect a note of sardonicism here?

:yh_rotfl

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:09 am

OpenMind;1141570 wrote: Do I detect a note of sardonicism here?

:yh_rotfl

I am not sure if Sardonicism is a word, but if it isn't, it should be. Top stuff.

Certainly there was a tiny hint of that probably, somewhere in there.

But yeah, thats what I think we should do, make the wanker bankers, their Wags, and all the assorted fcukwits walking in a daze around their empty shopping malls now, walk the plank, then we can rob their crappy stuff and have a party for a few weeks before the start of the Socialist Workers Republic of Ireland. Viva El Presidente Gerry Adams, Viva le Revolutione!

You can do the same, and have a short party before you bring in the Union of Soviet Socialist States of Britian under Grand Generalissimo "Two Ladas" John Prescott (or the USSB, as I like to call it).

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:20 am

Once more Brothers and Sisters, let us pray......

OUR MONEY, WHO ART IN BANKS, BLESSED BE THY FLOATING MARKET VALUE,

THY KINGDOM HAS COME, THY UNREGULATED MARKETS HAVE WON, ON EARTH AS IT IS IN HELL,

GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY DOLE, AND FORGIVE US OUR POVERTY, AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO HAVE STOLEN OUR MONEY,

AND LEAD US NOT INTO SOCIALISM, BUT DELIVER US FROM HAVING TO PAY OUR MORTAGES.

AMEN.

:rolleyes:

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:49 am

For those who doubt me:

sar⋅don⋅ic

–adjective characterized by bitter or scornful derision; mocking; cynical; sneering: a sardonic grin.

Origin:

1630–40; alter. of earlier sardonian (influenced by F sardonique) sardoni(us) (sardÃ³nios of Sardinia) + -an; alluding to a Sardinian plant which when eaten was supposed to produce convulsive laughter ending in death

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:55 am

You should be up on a bloodied podium, Galbally.

minks · Post by **minks** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:57 am

Pay off my mortgage and give my house to my daughter, and have a nice big garage built for them.

Put Jr Minks through Uni or college

Give up some of my money to my brother and my folks

Put aside a chunk for a home for me somewhere.

Travel to find me a new place to live.

Travel and visit some FG members perhaps all hehehehehehe

Then move into my dream home.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:09 am

Nomad;1141479 wrote: Id eat cake.What type