How Blonde was she?

[valerie]

How Blonde Was She???



She was Soooooooo Blonde .

* She thought a quarterback was a refund.

* She thought General Motors was in the army.

* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care

center.

* At the bottom of an application where it

says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She took the ruler to bed to see how long

she slept.

* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.

* Under "education" on her job application,

she put "Hooked On Phonics."

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She tripped over a cordless phone.

* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange

juice can because it said "Concentrate."

* She told me to meet her at the corner of

"WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical

order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She studied for a blood test.

* She sold the car for gas money.

* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22

twice instead.

* When she went to the airport and saw a sign

that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and

went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur

around the home, she moved.

* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be

speechless.

* She thought that she could not use her AM

radio in the evening.

* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she

thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

*She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone

company.

[SweetDarlin]

She was sooooooo blonde,

when her friend said, "awww look. A dead bird."

she looked up into the sky and said, "where!?"

[Accountable]

She always wears a skirt on payday because she knows the bank will insist on a deposit slip.

[Porpoise]

Accountable wrote: She always wears a skirt on payday because she knows the bank will insist on a deposit slip.


HA! That's the best out of all of them! :yh_rotfl