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qsducks;1127117 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl that's because Mr V is really a she.lol you sure would never want it as a wart on your nose hun lol.
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Amber Sun;1127116 wrote: And why is this Mr. Valentine? 


Glad to see you found your way back the ladies were getting decidedly whiny from lack of your affection.
You remind me of an interesting situation that happened when I lived in Surrey B.C. back in the 80's. A masked male was entering homes and apartments through open windows and doors. He wore a mask like Zorro and carried a long stem rose between his teeth and a knife in one hand. He didn't care what the woman looked like or how old she was as long as she was of respectable age. He would force the woman at knife point to be silent while he 'made love to her' both verbally and physically. It didn't matter if she was 400 lbs or 100 lbs or if she had curlers in her hair or whatever. He sweet talked her, made love to her, and then departed through a window leaving her the rose. The police warned everyone to keep their windows and doors locked until the masked man was found (apparently some husband came in on one of his escapades and gave chase). Well, :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl...no matter where a person went over the next few months all windows and doors were thrown wide open waiting for the masked man with the rose between his teeth. He was never found and no one else ever reported him, for all I know he may still be at it if his penis isn't worn out.
Are you sure you aren't the masked man with the rose between his teeth Mr. Valentine?
Well nothing is worn out baby so guess no is the answer lol.
Glad to see you found your way back the ladies were getting decidedly whiny from lack of your affection.
You remind me of an interesting situation that happened when I lived in Surrey B.C. back in the 80's. A masked male was entering homes and apartments through open windows and doors. He wore a mask like Zorro and carried a long stem rose between his teeth and a knife in one hand. He didn't care what the woman looked like or how old she was as long as she was of respectable age. He would force the woman at knife point to be silent while he 'made love to her' both verbally and physically. It didn't matter if she was 400 lbs or 100 lbs or if she had curlers in her hair or whatever. He sweet talked her, made love to her, and then departed through a window leaving her the rose. The police warned everyone to keep their windows and doors locked until the masked man was found (apparently some husband came in on one of his escapades and gave chase). Well, :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl...no matter where a person went over the next few months all windows and doors were thrown wide open waiting for the masked man with the rose between his teeth. He was never found and no one else ever reported him, for all I know he may still be at it if his penis isn't worn out.
Are you sure you aren't the masked man with the rose between his teeth Mr. Valentine?
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kayleneaussie;1128073 wrote:
:eek::eek:Good afternoon kaylene and how are you today?

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Mr.Valentine;1128116 wrote: Good afternoon kaylene and how are you today?
doing good Mr V we are in for another hot day and a very very hot weekend....my little cherubs Meline and Tyrone arent liking the heat:(
doing good Mr V we are in for another hot day and a very very hot weekend....my little cherubs Meline and Tyrone arent liking the heat:(
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kayleneaussie;1128123 wrote: doing good Mr V we are in for another hot day and a very very hot weekend....my little cherubs Meline and Tyrone arent liking the heat:(I thought you only had one baby kaylene?
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Mr.Valentine;1128129 wrote: I thought you only had one baby kaylene?
2 now lol Meline 6 months Tyrone 1 week today...he come to us on Tuesday:-4
2 now lol Meline 6 months Tyrone 1 week today...he come to us on Tuesday:-4
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Mr.Valentine;1128112 wrote: Well nothing is worn out baby so guess no is the answer lol.
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Can you prove it?:sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Can you prove it?:sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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kayleneaussie;1128123 wrote: doing good Mr V we are in for another hot day and a very very hot weekend....my little cherubs Meline and Tyrone arent liking the heat:(
LOL Kayle, It's beautiful here today. I just had to go out and it's only -4, the 'deep freeze' is over or just about anyway. Tomorrow is supposed to be 0.
There is hope after all.:-6:-6:-6
LOL Kayle, It's beautiful here today. I just had to go out and it's only -4, the 'deep freeze' is over or just about anyway. Tomorrow is supposed to be 0.
There is hope after all.:-6:-6:-6
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good evening Mr. V, tis so nice to have you around as my husband doesn't think of Valentine's day as being something special anymore.
Life is just to short for drama.
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Odie;1128306 wrote: good evening Mr. V, tis so nice to have you around as my husband doesn't think of Valentine's day as being something special anymore.
Mr V ur back where have u been we missed u soooooooooooo much.Odie my hubbys the same says leave all that to the young ones i love valentines day will have to try and convince him to take me to dinner, mabe a promise wink wink nudge nudge.:yh_rotfl

Mr V ur back where have u been we missed u soooooooooooo much.Odie my hubbys the same says leave all that to the young ones i love valentines day will have to try and convince him to take me to dinner, mabe a promise wink wink nudge nudge.:yh_rotfl
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Ally;1128340 wrote: Mr V ur back where have u been we missed u soooooooooooo much.Odie my hubbys the same says leave all that to the young ones i love valentines day will have to try and convince him to take me to dinner, mabe a promise wink wink nudge nudge.:yh_rotfl

to funny, Mike says if you want something for yourself, just go buy it!:-5:-5
to funny, Mike says if you want something for yourself, just go buy it!:-5:-5
Life is just to short for drama.
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Odie;1128367 wrote: to funny, Mike says if you want something for yourself, just go buy it!:-5:-5
Not the same tho is it its nice if they come home with flowers or mabe choccys,wont hold me breath.

Not the same tho is it its nice if they come home with flowers or mabe choccys,wont hold me breath.
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Good morning mrv the girls are sure happy ur back they are all fighting for ur attention lol.dont dissapoint them:-4do u have a lady friend of ur own mrv,or just like being a cassanova eh!.:-4:-4
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Ally;1129286 wrote: Good morning mrv the girls are sure happy ur back they are all fighting for ur attention lol.dont dissapoint them:-4do u have a lady friend of ur own mrv,or just like being a cassanova eh!.:-4:-4
he has gone missing again allie:(
he has gone missing again allie:(
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kayleneaussie;1129302 wrote: he has gone missing again allie:(
HOPE ITS NOT ME THATS SCARING HIM OFF KAY :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
HOPE ITS NOT ME THATS SCARING HIM OFF KAY :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Ally;1129329 wrote: HOPE ITS NOT ME THATS SCARING HIM OFF KAY :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
probably is :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
probably is :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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kayleneaussie;1129360 wrote: probably is :yh_rotfl:yh_rotflMore like you I reckon:sneaky::-5:mad:
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Mr.Valentine;1120067 wrote: Hello to all the lovely young Roses at Forum Garden.I have been asked to come here as it is going to be my birthday 2/14 and I have come to spread some loveeee around and wish you all a very good Valentines Day.:-4:-4:-4
Your permit has expired.
Your permit has expired.
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Carolly;1129403 wrote: More like you I reckon:sneaky::-5:mad:
:eek::eek::eek:
:eek::eek::eek:
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Nomad;1129543 wrote: Your permit has expired.
no it hasnt:sneaky::guitarist
no it hasnt:sneaky::guitarist
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nomad;1129543 wrote: your permit has expired.
hope not nomad we like mrv,wherever he is today come back mrv come back.:-4:-4
hope not nomad we like mrv,wherever he is today come back mrv come back.:-4:-4
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kayleneaussie;1132368 wrote: where is our mrv
Right here hunx
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Odie;1130792 wrote: he doesn't expire until Feb. 14:-5:-5Correct lol.
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Ally;1130712 wrote: hope not nomad we like mrv,wherever he is today come back mrv come back.:-4:-4For you always Ally and hope you will be spending a very romantic evening with your loved one and my love will be with you.
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Nomad;1129543 wrote: Your permit has expired.Not quite yet.

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Good aternoon to all the dear women on this charming forum and have to say that i am so sorry to have been away from you for so long.Buying lots of roses is not easy at this time of year and has kept me very busy i can tell you lol.
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Mr.Valentine;1132382 wrote: Right here hunx
great to see you back MrV, we certainly need love spread with all the devastation that is happening over here
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great to see you back MrV, we certainly need love spread with all the devastation that is happening over here

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Mr.Valentine;1132384 wrote: Correct lol.
I knew you would stay until Saturday!:-4
I knew you would stay until Saturday!:-4
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kayleneaussie;1132403 wrote: great to see you back MrV, we certainly need love spread with all the devastation that is happening over here
:-4:-4I agree and all my love as I know many people in the worlds also have you all in our thoughts in these very sad times.

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Odie;1132407 wrote: I knew you would stay until Saturday!:-4Of course dear odie:)
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Mr.Valentine;1132417 wrote: Of course dear odie:)
fanks Mr. V!:-4
fanks Mr. V!:-4
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Mr.Valentine;1132414 wrote: I agree and all my love as I know many people in the worlds also have you all in our thoughts in these very sad times.
Thanks MrV:-4:-4 its the 12 th here today so the coundown is on....2 more sleeps for the aussies
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Thanks MrV:-4:-4 its the 12 th here today so the coundown is on....2 more sleeps for the aussies

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kayleneaussie;1132427 wrote: Thanks MrV:-4:-4 its the 12 th here today so the coundown is on....2 more sleeps for the aussies
;)So what have you in mind doing on the very special day kaylene.

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Mr.Valentine;1132430 wrote: So what have you in mind doing on the very special day kaylene.
nothing:( just looking after my babies:-4:-4:-4 they are my valentines:-4:-4
nothing:( just looking after my babies:-4:-4:-4 they are my valentines:-4:-4
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kayleneaussie;1132433 wrote: nothing:( just looking after my babies:-4:-4:-4 they are my valentines:-4:-4
And very lucky they are may I say to have such a charming mother.:yh_flower
And very lucky they are may I say to have such a charming mother.:yh_flower
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I have to go now so you sweet ladies stay safe and well.:-4
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Mr.Valentine;1132487 wrote: I have to go now so you sweet ladies stay safe and well.:-4
bye mrV:-4
bye mrV:-4
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awwwwwwwwww i missed u again mrv
-1 I hope i see u before saturday.:-4:-4
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Ally;1132547 wrote: awwwwwwwwww i missed u again mrv
-1 I hope i see u before saturday.:-4:-4
he'll be back!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
he'll be back!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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not fair that she gets candies and flowers before me just cause she is a day earlier!:-5:-5:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Odie;1133434 wrote: not fair that she gets candies and flowers before me just cause she is a day earlier!:-5:-5:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
i may get nothing as mrv might forget:-1
i may get nothing as mrv might forget:-1
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kayleneaussie;1133485 wrote: i may get nothing as mrv might forget:-1
he will be here.:sneaky:
he will be here.:sneaky:
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kayleneaussie;1133246 wrote: Good Morning Mr V:-6 1 more sleep:D
WE ALL HANGING OUT FOR A PRESSY :yh_rotfl MRV I HOPE U DONT DISSAPOINT ALL THE LOVELY LADIES:-4:-4:-4:-4
WE ALL HANGING OUT FOR A PRESSY :yh_rotfl MRV I HOPE U DONT DISSAPOINT ALL THE LOVELY LADIES:-4:-4:-4:-4
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Well MrV must of forgot its Valentines day in Aussie....typical male:(
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