Does Sex Make You Live Longer????

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:57 am

jimbo;1014154 wrote: so you are saying then whelk

that if you dont have sex you could end up a stiff before your time

:)
It sounds to me that you can hold off embalming by empalming.:wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:57 am

jimbo;1014154 wrote: so you are saying then whelk

that if you dont have sex you could end up a stiff before your time

:)Im asking you Winks.....keep up dear:rolleyes::p

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:15 am

Imladris;1013466 wrote: I don't know if it will make you live longer but going without makes you feel like life is just dragging on and on and on ..............:sneaky:And on:rolleyes::(

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:00 am

I dont want this thread to die.....I like it:wah::wah::D:guitarist

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:19 am

I agree!

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:42 am

sunny104;1015156 wrote: I agree!

Well we will keep it then....what shall we talk about:Dermmmmm sex?:wah::wah::-4

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:44 am

The end result is supposed to be an excellent moisturising agent:sneaky::D

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:58 am

Chezzie;1015183 wrote: The end result is supposed to be an excellent moisturising agent:sneaky::DCHEZ!!!!!!!!!!Will you control yerself woman....no need for that kind of talk....this is an upmarket Sex thread thankyou very much:rolleyes::sneaky:

:D

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:15 am

Carolly;1015188 wrote: CHEZ!!!!!!!!!!Will you control yerself woman....no need for that kind of talk....this is an upmarket Sex thread thankyou very much:rolleyes::sneaky:

:D

oh...best go then.........and beautify myself...got a big tub of luxury moisuris

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:04 am

Chezzie;1015193 wrote: oh...best go then.........and beautify myself...got a big tub of luxury moisuris

CHEZ!!!!!!!:-5:-5Ere Im going to have to ask Gill this question as shes old:D;):driving:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:15 am

Carolly;1015228 wrote: CHEZ!!!!!!!:-5Ere Im going to have to ask Gill this question as shes old:D;):driving:

Mmmmmmm.......... I'm havin a job catchin you up Mrs. :sneaky::p ere, wotz sex ?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:24 am

I don't think sex actually makes you live longer, but it's a damn good reason to try!

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:02 pm

G#Gill;1015232 wrote: Mmmmmmm.......... I'm havin a job catchin you up Mrs. :sneaky::p ere, wotz sex ?
Least Queen Victoria wasnt on the throne when I was born sweetness:Doh and sex is somefing you read about mate:D;):p

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:45 pm

Carolly;1015461 wrote: Least Queen Victoria wasnt on the throne when I was born sweetness:Doh and sex is somefing you read about mate:D;):p

Yes but ................wot is it ?

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:48 pm

Is it a county in England ? Like ESSEX, or MIDDLESEX, or SUSSEX ??

:rolleyes: :-3

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:51 pm

Carolly;1015461 wrote: Least Queen Victoria wasnt on the throne when I was born sweetness:Doh and sex is somefing you read about mate:D;):p

No, she wasn't ........................... I thought it was George !! :p :wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:43 pm

oscar;1015364 wrote: I don't think sex actually makes you live longer, but it's a damn good reason to try!I will drink to that:D;):guitarist

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:59 pm

I wish sex made you taller

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:42 pm

G#Gill;1015508 wrote: Yes but ................wot is it ?Dont let it worry you Gill...what you never have you never miss mate;):D:p

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:24 pm

Chezzie;1015590 wrote: I wish sex made you taller

Do you want bigger feet too with that order?:wah:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:59 am

qsducks;1015747 wrote: Do you want bigger feet too with that order?:wah:

No my feet are perfect:D

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:34 am

Carolly;1015613 wrote: Dont let it worry you Gill...what you never have you never miss mate;):D:p

That's as may be, Your Maj, but you still haven't said wot it is so how do I know I've never had it if I don't know wot it isffs !!

:rolleyes:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:00 am

AAAAH.......... is it this ? ...........

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 3:00 pm

Seems they have made the speeches already at mine on Chezzies new thread about me :-5:-5:(:rolleyes:

ur_next_ex · Post by **ur_next_ex** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:47 am

ur_next_ex · Post by **ur_next_ex** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:45 am

I kid you not, ladies. Semen is good stuff. It gives a shot of zinc, calcium, potassium, fructose, proteins -- a veritable cornucopia of vitality!

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:48 am

ur_next_ex;1048801 wrote: I kid you not, ladies. Semen is good stuff. It gives a shot of zinc, calcium, potassium, fructose, proteins -- a veritable cornucopia of vitality!

we already covered that well known fact way back on post #8:rolleyes::rolleyes:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:12 am

Chezzie;1048810 wrote: we already covered that well known fact way back on post #8:rolleyes::rolleyes:
Nothing wrong with a reminder every couple of days..

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:47 am

YZGI;1049033 wrote: Nothing wrong with a reminder every couple of days..

Physically maybe, virtually NO:wah::wah::wah::wah:

neil · Post by **neil** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:37 am

Carolly;1012577 wrote: Watching tele just now they reckon that more older people are having sex:-2.........and that sex makes you live longer

anyway....are you gonna have a long life;):D

If this is the case Carolly, my funeral should be soon :wah::wah::wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:42 am

ur_next_ex;1048801 wrote: I kid you not, ladies. Semen is good stuff. It gives a shot of zinc, calcium, potassium, fructose, proteins -- a veritable cornucopia of vitality!

Id rather have a cup of tea thankyou:rolleyes::D

ur_next_ex · Post by **ur_next_ex** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:16 pm

I Agree! After Reading It Here, My Girl Friend insists on A Quart a Day! She says it Does WONDERS For Her Skin!

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:18 pm

ur_next_ex;1110766 wrote: I Agree! After Reading It Here, My Girl Friend insists on A Quart a Day! She says it Does WONDERS For Her Skin!

Are you not Jealous?:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:32 pm

Blimey fancy digging this up......and I wonder if it does as I still have no idea.....im in trouble if its true though:rolleyes:;):D

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:34 pm

Carolly;1110778 wrote: Blimey fancy digging this up......and I wonder if it does as I still have no idea.....im in trouble if its true though:rolleyes:;):D

were you bored today?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

remember the mincemeat thread?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:37 pm

Sex? What's..........plop.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:41 pm

Odie;1110845 wrote: were you bored today?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

remember the mincemeat thread?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflI didnt bring it up.........the thread I mean:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:42 pm

shelbell;1110850 wrote: Sex? What's..........plop.Ye Sex......do you remember:wah::wah::D;)

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:46 pm

Carolly;1110861 wrote: I didnt bring it up.........the thread I mean:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

good!

not today, sides are splitting now!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

and what is sex anyway?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

does it involve chocolate?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:47 pm

Carolly;1110864 wrote: Ye Sex......do you remember:wah::wah::D;)

Maybe I should have used the word "Thud"....:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:49 pm

Odie;1110868 wrote: good!

not today, sides are splitting now!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

and what is sex anyway?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

does it involve chocolate?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Chocolate? Did I hear chocolate? I suddenly feel so alive!!! :yh_bigsmi:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:54 pm

Odie;1110868 wrote: good!

not today, sides are splitting now!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

and what is sex anyway?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

does it involve chocolate?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflWell it did involve a Mars bar once and Mick Jagger:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:D;)

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:55 pm

shelbell;1110873 wrote: Chocolate? Did I hear chocolate? I suddenly feel so alive!!! :yh_bigsmi:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
You would if you had a Mars Bar:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Ally** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:30 pm

Chocolate and sex yum yum. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:37 pm

shelbell;1110873 wrote: Chocolate? Did I hear chocolate? I suddenly feel so alive!!! :yh_bigsmi:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

want some of Odie's specially made brownies?;):yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

and what were you thinking?

they have raisins in them!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 1:22 am

Ally;1110992 wrote: Chocolate and sex yum yum. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotflKnew you would see this thread and get excited mate:D:wah::wah:;)

Post by **Ally** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 9:28 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl thanks carol one of my favorite subjects chocolate of coarse.lol Bring on the brownies odie.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 9:44 pm

Ally;1112045 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl thanks carol one of my favorite subjects chocolate of coarse.lol Bring on the brownies odie.

my aunts recipe is the one I use, very chewy brownies, raisins and no nuts, thick fudge icing on top, help yourself!

Post by **Ally** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 9:53 pm

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM:yh_drool:yh_coffee mabee some coffee with them.