my Bothwell is a pervert!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 4:16 pm

i nearly fell down laughing at Bothwell on the phone this evening! he typed two items into his office pc...one for virgin airlines and one for a hand-held vibrating drill. whatever that is. anyway his secretary, usually referred to as the rotweiller, comes along and sees naked nubile young girls since all he typed in was "virgin", and adverts for vibrators!! so now the rotweiller thinks my sedate quiet dignified Brit is a pervert of the first order, and has given him the evil eye all day! :yh_laugh :yh_rotfl :wah: :yh_laugh

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 4:19 pm

lady cop wrote: i nearly fell down laughing at Bothwell on the phone this evening! he typed two items into his office pc...one for virgin airlines and one for a hand-held vibrating drill. whatever that is. anyway his secretary, usually referred to as the rotweiller, comes along and sees naked nubile young girls since all he typed in was "virgin", and adverts for vibrators!! so now the rotweiller thinks my sedate quiet dignified Brit is a pervert of the first order, and has given him the evil eye all day! :yh_laugh :yh_rotfl :yh_laugh

thank you bothwell!!! i needed a good laugh today. that's freaking awesome!:wah:

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 4:20 pm

lady cop wrote: i nearly fell down laughing at Bothwell on the phone this evening! he typed two items into his office pc...one for virgin airlines and one for a hand-held vibrating drill. whatever that is. anyway his secretary, usually referred to as the rotweiller, comes along and sees naked nubile young girls since all he typed in was "virgin", and adverts for vibrators!! so now the rotweiller thinks my sedate quiet dignified Brit is a pervert of the first order, and has given him the evil eye all day! :yh_laugh :yh_rotfl :wah: Are YOU in for a fun time with Both's power drill LOL

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 4:21 pm

abbey wrote: Are YOU in for a fun time with Both's power drill LOL

:-3 maybe they won't let him take it on the plane??

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 8:24 pm

lady cop wrote: :-3 maybe they won't let him take it on the plane??

You can only hope!!

;)

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 8:32 pm

"My Bothwell is a pervert!"

Oh you lucky lady!

mominiowa · Post by **mominiowa** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 8:37 pm

:wah: :yh_rotfl Ohhhhh my gawd.....does he have a brother???? :yh_dance

Bothwell · Post by **Bothwell** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 12:25 am

OK now lets just straighten the story out.

I needed to measure the vibration my guys were subject to whilst using hammer drills so being very stupid I googled "Hand held vibration equipment" and guess what, screen after screen of shall we say unexpected images, took me a long time to go through them all to realise exactly how outraged I was??

Three days later I am trying to book flights and getting nowhere with BA so I google "Virgin" (a Brit airline) and yep it happens again. My secretary is gets our computer man in who scans or whatever he does and reports back that all the trouble on our server is caused by someone using my station to view porn sites, result is that Hilary (Aka The Rottweiler) is now convinced I am a card carrying pervert.

Moinioawa yes I have a twin brother but you would not want him he is slimmer better looking and far richer than me so that's no good is it:D

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 12:38 am

Defending yourself

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:42 am

I believe you Bothwell, why only last week i was looking for a picture of large men for a project i was working on, well you can guess what sort of images that popped up on my screen:-3

You can imagine how horrified i was at seeing lewd pictures on my laptop, so just to ensure i dont make the same mistake again i saved the sites to my favourites.

I wont be making that mistake again.

PS.. does anyone know how i can take a picture of a very large man off my homepage?:o

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Tue Aug 23, 2005 3:24 am

Abbey dear - I SMELL PORKIES!:wah: :wah: :wah: