Here's Your Sign.....

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Mustang
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I had some errands to run today and some of the people I ran into today reminded me of Bill Engvall's "Here's your sign" skit. :wah: Ever hear of him? :D

Like today, I go to the feed store to buy birdseed and stuff and the owner of the place greets me getting out of my truck and says, "You didn't come all the way up here to buy feed today, did ya?" I looked at him and couldn't resist and said to him, "No...I came all this way just to wish you a Happy New Year!" Here's your sign! :wah:

Anybody else have these magical moments when dealing with some people?

YouTube - Bill Engvall - Here's Your Sign
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Odie
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never heard of him, but he's so funny!
Life is just to short for drama.
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CARLA
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Love him and Larry the Cable Guy, Jeff Foxworthy and Ron White they make me laugh outloud. My favorite is Ron White. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl "The Blue Collar Comedy Tour" is so funny.

ALOHA!!

MOTTO TO LIVE BY:

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.

WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"

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CARLA;1099596 wrote: Love him and Larry the Cable Guy, Jeff Foxworthy and Ron White they make me laugh outloud. My favorite is Ron White. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl "The Blue Collar Comedy Tour" is so funny.

YouTube - Ron White on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour (Part1)


:wah: Oh yeah, Ron White is good!
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Kindle
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I just recently hear about "Here's your sign" and it is hard not to use it when out and about.




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Kindle;1100550 wrote: I just recently hear about "Here's your sign" and it is hard not to use it when out and about.


Your right about not holding back and using it. :wah:

I took the wife out for dinner, 2 of us standing there waiting to be seated, the restaurant was rather empty and the waitress goes, "a table just for 2?" The wife couldn't help it, and said to her, "You earn a gold star, you can count!" Here's your sign" :wah:
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Post by Omni_Skittles »

um no, can't say that i have but Bill is FUNNY... funny... i've been the type of person who people say here's your sign to.
Smoke signals ftw!
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