Man Talks to God

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polycarp
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Man Talks to God

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http://www.beliefnet.com/dailyjoke/dail ... x?QID=4991

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her."

"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"

God says: "So she would love you."
A formula for tact: "Be brief politely, be aggressive smilingly, be emphatic pleasantly, be positive diplomatically, be right graciously".
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