There were three gals who were getting married and all met at the
marriage counselor's office to discuss the options of having or not
having a baby right away.
There were two city gals and one farm gal. The counselor asked them if
they planned on having a baby right away or were going to wait awhile.
They all agreed that they had discussed this with their potential
husbands and all agreed to wait awhile. Well, the counselor asked the
first gal what type of birth control she planned to use. Her answer
was, 'The rhythm method.' 'That will work,' said the counselor, 'if
you keep a good record.'
He asked the second gal what system she planned on using. 'I plan on
using birth control pills,' she said. Again he said, 'Yes that will
work as long as you don't forget to take them.'
He then asked the farm girl what system she was planning on using. Her
answer was, 'The pail and saucer method.' After a short delay, he
told her that should also work. He asked them all to come back in one
year on a specific date for a follow up on how things were going.
They all met again one year later and the two city gals were
pregnant. Only the farm gal was slim and trim yet. Well, the counselor
asked the first gal what method she used and what went wrong. She
replied, 'I used the rhythm method but somehow got my notes mixed up
and, well here I am, going to have a baby.'
He asked the second city gal what method she used and she replied,
'The birth control pill. But we were camping one weekend and I didn't
have my pills with me and as you can see, I too am going to have a
baby.'
He turns to the farm gal. 'I vaguely remember you were going to use
the pail and saucer method. Now I must admit that I don't have a clue
what the pail and saucer method is. Will you explain it to me as I see
it has worked well for you?'
She replied, 'Well we make love standing up, and since I am quite a
bit taller than my husband, he stands on a pail turned upside down.
Now as we are making love, I watch his eyes, and when his eyes get as
big as saucers....
I kick the pail out from under him.
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"To be foolish and to recognize that one is foolish, is better than to be foolish and imagine that one is wise."
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:wah:I like that!!
When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before.
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There are no savage and civilised peoples; there are only different cultures.
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excellent:yh_rotfl