Puzzle

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:03 pm

OK,

you with the hand in the air and wet patch in your pants,

What's the answer?

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:09 pm

flopstock wrote: with the exception of the second one for which i would answer 'gomad' we'll say 'nothing':DGO FLOPSTOCK-GO FLOPSTOCK-GO FLOPSTOCK...

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:10 pm

Yay, Floppy! I was going to say Your Word, but it didn't fit the last part.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:12 pm

If !@ = )(

and #$ = *&

then what does %^ equal?

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:15 pm

47...obviously

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:15 pm

Accountable wrote: If !@ = )(

and #$ = *&

then what does %^ equal?56.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:34 pm

Wrong and Wrong.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:39 pm

It's a logic puzzle.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:39 pm

Accountable wrote: If !@ = )(

and #$ = *&

then what does %^ equal?Nothing.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:40 pm

abbey wrote: Nothing.
:yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:41 pm

Accountable wrote: It's a logic puzzle.Well that lets me out then!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:42 pm

Accountable wrote: :yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl

:yh_rotflI take it that was not the answer then?

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:53 pm

I'm actually losing it now, completely. I've been poring over my keyboard and trying to look for patterns. :yh_tired

Could it be {}Ã‚£

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:54 pm

flopstock wrote: i'm guessing ^%:wah:Is the answer =?

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:10 pm

IS IT JUST ME THAT'S THICK???

OH ACCOUNTABLE.......

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:12 pm

acc must be able to hear you. I can!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:23 pm

theia wrote: acc must be able to hear you. I can!Ha-Ha..Big ears.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:26 pm

Theia, just noticed your quote..:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:32 pm

abbey wrote: Theia, just noticed your quote..:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Oh abbey!! I hadn't!! I can't believe I've been playing these games with that stringing along behind me!! What a plonker I am (is plonker ok on here?)Well spotted! :wah:

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:34 pm

theia wrote: Oh abbey!! I hadn't!! I can't believe I've been playing these games with that stringing along behind me!! What a plonker I am (is plonker ok on here?)Well spotted! :wah:

I think as long as it isn't American cussing - it's OK. :driving:

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:37 pm

theia wrote: Oh abbey!! I hadn't!! I can't believe I've been playing these games with that stringing along behind me!! What a plonker I am (is plonker ok on here?)Well spotted! :wah:If you post & it does'nt come up as **** then you're ok ( i do hope the software bleeped that **** out or i'm ****ed! ):yh_rotfl

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:39 pm

nvalleyvee wrote: I think as long as it isn't American cussing - it's OK. :driving:

plonker is just really a clot or a stupid person in the UK but I hoped it wasn't used otherwise in the US!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 4:44 pm

flopstock wrote: i'm guessing ^%:wah:
Sorry. Sorry. 3D priorities.

Congrats Flopstock ^% is the correct answer. Kind of anti-climactic, I guess, but ******

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 4:53 pm

abbey wrote: Theia, just noticed your quote..:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
Dammit! What did I miss?? :-5

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:53 am

What is it that has four legs, one head and a foot?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:54 am

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:04 pm

OK, here's a brain-bender for ya'll:

A man leaves home. He travels a while and makes a left. Travels a bit further, turns left again. Goes a little further and turns left once more. As he's heading towards home, he notices two men in masks waiting for him. Who are the 2 men?

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:06 pm

Batman & Robin

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:06 pm

Catcher & umpire.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:07 pm

Accountable wrote: bed?yup x

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:08 pm

We are five little things of a similar sort.

You will find us all on a tennis court.

What are we?

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:09 pm

Accountable wrote: Catcher & umpire. YER OUT!
Damn, that was quick!! It usually takes a lot longer to get that answer, but then again I usually ask it in the bar, where the IQ ratio drops by half. :yh_rotfl

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:09 pm

abbey wrote: We are five little things of a similar sort.

You will find us all on a tennis court.

What are we?
Balls come to mind, but not if Venus Williams is playing.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:11 pm

Accountable wrote: Balls come to mind, but not if Venus Williams is playing. Balls are good

but not the answer.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:18 pm

abbey wrote: Balls are good

but not the answer.
Ooooohhhhhh that's a good one. :yh_worshp

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:23 pm

abbey wrote: We are five little things of a similar sort.

You will find us all on a tennis court.

What are we?
Rectangles.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:27 pm

BabyRider wrote: Rectangles.Sorry BR, not Rectangles :yh_whistl

theia · Post by **theia** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:37 pm

lines?

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:41 pm

theia wrote: lines?Sorry Theia, not lines.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:44 pm

abbey wrote: We are five little things of a similar sort.

You will find us all on a tennis court.

What are we?
Awright, Floppy. Where are ya?

theia · Post by **theia** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:56 pm

sets?

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:09 pm

flopstock wrote: based on the answers rejected ...does it have anything to do with tennis?It has nothing to do with the game of tennis.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:27 pm

flopstock wrote: hah! i was just kidding...

okay, does it have anything to do with whether it is outdoors or indoors?nope, the answer is in the question!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:37 pm

flopstock wrote: Hah!!

you gave it away!

a tennis court regular vowels all in order!

HUH HUH?? is that it?

Well done Flopsicle x