Puzzle

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 1:46 pm

If potatoes should be boiled for 20 minutes, can you say how long sausages should be grilled

The same as short ones!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 1:48 pm

Nomad wrote: An old man gets the hiccups. Soon, he is rushed to the hospital.EH!!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 1:49 pm

abbey wrote: If potatoes should be boiled for 20 minutes, can you say how long sausages should be grilled

The same as short ones!

mmm

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 1:51 pm

abbey wrote: EH!!

its a puzzle

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 1:51 pm

Nomad wrote: An old man gets the hiccups. Soon, he is rushed to the hospital.
Didn't we already do this one? BabyRider shot him, or something.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 1:55 pm

damn !

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 1:58 pm

Would you rather a crocodile attack you or an alligator?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:01 pm

flopstock wrote: i'd rather it attacked the alligator:D
Way to go, sausage girl!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:04 pm

flopstock wrote: i'd rather it attacked the alligator:DGood going, Brains

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:07 pm

flopstock wrote: Now don't be like that wienie boy...don't even know if it's right, now do we?:p
Well, the rest of us do....

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:07 pm

Sally Smith was born on December 25th, 1971, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:10 pm

She's from Australia.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:24 pm

Accountable wrote: She's from Australia.I'm running out of em!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:28 pm

Accountable

Flopstock

NEXT!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:25 am

A man rode into town on his horse. He arrived on Monday, spent six days in town and left on Friday. How is that possible?

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:45 am

I'm not asking for hints, abbey. I'm just wondering quietly to myself if it has anything to do with the horse...or time zones...or leap years...

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:03 pm

theia wrote: I'm not asking for hints, abbey. I'm just wondering quietly to myself if it has anything to do with the horse...or time zones...or leap years...

Now you know i dont give hints Theia..

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:17 pm

Actually abbey, after my runaway success of last night I was considering sitting back and giving the others a chance. I don't want to appear too clever.

(you say it "does" have something to do with the horse

)

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:46 pm

flopstock wrote: his horses name is monday?Monday & Friday are horses.

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:49 pm

Ah yes, I thought they were...:-5

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:50 pm

Name an ancient invention, which is still used in some parts of the world today, that allows people to see through walls.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:59 pm

abbey wrote: Name an ancient invention, which is still used in some parts of the world today, that allows people to see through walls.
Genies!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:04 pm

Damn fine guess ACC..

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:04 pm

Bulldozers!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:05 pm

Even Better!:-5

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:07 pm

David Blaine!

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:09 pm

Window?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:14 pm

Anybody close yet?

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:25 pm

theia wrote: Window?YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:26 pm

More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:31 pm

:-2 ... :-3 ...

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:36 pm

I stole this one from the internet:

I am a word of meanings two;

If you can guess me, good for you.

The first meaning is to shrink, getting smaller in size.

The second is an agreement, binding in the law's eyes.

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:41 pm

Contract!!

There's no stopping me now...

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:43 pm

theia wrote: Contract!!

There's no stopping me now...
The lady's on a roll!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:44 pm

If !@ = )(

and #$ = *&

then what does %^ equal?

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:47 pm

What is better than the best,

more evil than demons,

the poor have it and the rich need it,

and if you eat it, you will die?

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:48 pm

Oops sorry ACC, did'nt see your puzzle.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:50 pm

abbey wrote: Oops sorry ACC, did'nt see your puzzle.

that's okay. I think they both have the same answer. :wah:

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:51 pm

Accountable wrote: that's okay. I think they both have the same answer. :wah::wah: :wah: I think yer ruddy right and all!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:52 pm

abbey wrote: What is better than the best,

more evil than demons,

the poor have it and the rich need it,

and if you eat it, you will die?
chicken pot pie.

No really. It's an emotion of some type, I think.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:55 pm

No ACC it's not an emotion..:p.......or chick pot pie lol

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:55 pm

OOh ooh ooh I think I know this one!