This is just too funny not to share.
Excerpted from an article which appeared in The Dublin Times about a bank robbery.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash &valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat"
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.
They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read:
"IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING"....
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I don't want to press "1" for English. This is America!
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American GI. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
"History teaches that when you become indifferent and lose the will to fight someone who has the will to fight will take over." COLONEL BULL SIMONS
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American GI. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
"History teaches that when you become indifferent and lose the will to fight someone who has the will to fight will take over." COLONEL BULL SIMONS
The Vanilla Pudding Caper
Eweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :yh_sick
"Out, damned spot! out, I say!"
- William Shakespeare, Macbeth, 5.1
The Vanilla Pudding Caper
they didnt like that one when i posted it:wah::wah:
but i though it was funny
but i though it was funny
"To be foolish and to recognize that one is foolish, is better than to be foolish and imagine that one is wise."
The Vanilla Pudding Caper
I thought I'd seen this one before on here... :p
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Telling Irish jokes already are you mr "god save america" yankee boy? Oh I am going to have some fun with you. 
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My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
The Vanilla Pudding Caper
I thought it was funny:wah: