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Ask questions to which I can answer yes or no.



A man marries twenty women in his village but isnt charged with polygamy.
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Nomad wrote: Ask questions to which I can answer yes or no.



A man marries twenty women in his village but isnt charged with polygamy.




Is he the priest?
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is there a law against polygamy in that place?
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Betty Boop wrote: Is he the priest?




Well arent we all hey Im too smart tonight ? :)



Ok that was easy got another coming right up
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A woman buys a new pair of shoes....goes to work....then dies.
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Nomad wrote: A woman buys a new pair of shoes....goes to work....then dies.


Does she Dye the shoes??
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no...
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be right back
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just ask whatever comes to mind
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no...
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Are the shoes rubber soled?
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umm

irrelevant
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are the shoes relevant?
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yes & yes
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flopstock wrote: are the shoes regular stop in a store everyday shoes?


yes
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yes
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yes av stealer
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Nomad wrote: yes av stealerav stealer? :-2
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thats my guy in her hand ! get her !
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flopstock wrote: okay, was there blood above the shoulders?



nice try...i must be close...heheheh5



could be
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Im hungry !
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flopstock wrote: we're talking gonad here, lc....lunatic at large..always imagining folks are out to get him...paranoia personified...yeppers!:Dhe's right. i am out to get him. :wah: ....but what in *^#&^%*% hades is an av stealer???
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yes :) and ?...
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lady cop wrote: he's right. i am out to get him. :wah: ....but what in *^#&^%*% hades is an av stealer???




hey just because your paranoid doesnt mean theyre not out to get you ! :)
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flopstock wrote: and your mother wears combat boots? what?



obviously the heel of her shoe changed her positioning which had to be exact.


yes ! you win...what do you win ? nothing.

Im going to eat dinner.



We'll be suing ya ;)
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yer loveable :-6
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:confused: So what was the answer?
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We're not stringing this out for weeks like that other time.

Floppy got it: the heel of her shoe changed her positioning which had to be exact.
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You have a barrel, filled to the top with water, which weighs 150 pounds. What can you add to the barrel in order to make it lighter?
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flopstock wrote: a hole?
Like a steel Trap, this lady's mind is!

Fast as a frog's tongue!
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What is represented by this BrainBat? mce

mce

mce

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3 Blind Mice.:cool:
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Accountable wrote: 3 Blind Mice.:cool:Bugger! :D
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Any more abbey? Acc beat me to it and I like those puzzles (and I wanted to win!!) :wah:
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If you are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first?
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abbey wrote: If you are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first?


the match
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