blonde on horseback

[lady cop]

...A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no

lessons nor prior experience.

She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's

mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms

around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse

anyway. The horse gallops along, ignorant of its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from

the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes

entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's

pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away

from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Bobby, the Walmart

greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse .

[jasmund]

-so true!!!!!!

-Just kidding

[kmhowe72]

lmbo:wah:

[valerie]

As a blonde who rides, I resemble that remark!!



Er, sumthin'!!



:-6

[lady cop]

valerie wrote: As a blonde who rides, I resemble that remark!!



Er, sumthin'!!



:-6i posted it for you Val! hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA XOXOXOX

[valerie]

lady cop wrote: i posted it for you Val! hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA XOXOXOX


Ah Geez, with friends like you who needs enemies!!





(Grumble; O85 q8673 23651--m ?!@?E@")&U)&*) N Grumble)



;)

[lady cop]

valerie wrote: Ah Geez, with friends like you who needs enemies!!





(Grumble; O85 q8673 23651--m ?!@?E@")&U)&*) N Grumble)



;)AAWWWWW :yh_laugh :yh_flower :yh_flower

[BabyRider]

LMMFAOAPMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Porpoise]

HA!!! That is a good one!!:wah: