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I'm Not The Marrying Type Anyway. After About 5 Years of Constant Use, I'd Wanna Trade Her In For A Newer Fresher Model, and Although I Never Been Married Before I Would Think That Might Cause A Problem...
I decided to not ever get married
only if it takes you that long to realize she's wanted you gone since before the end of month one...

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ur_next_ex;1019617 wrote: I'm Not The Marrying Type Anyway. After About 5 Years of Constant Use, I'd Wanna Trade Her In For A Newer Fresher Model, and Although I Never Been Married Before I Would Think That Might Cause A Problem...
ever thought she might wanna trade you in for a newer model?
ever thought she might wanna trade you in for a newer model?
Life is just to short for drama.
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ur_next_ex;1019617 wrote: I'm Not The Marrying Type Anyway. After About 5 Years of Constant Use, I'd Wanna Trade Her In For A Newer Fresher Model, and Although I Never Been Married Before I Would Think That Might Cause A Problem...Say no more. nudge nudge. Bit of a goer, are you, know what I mean?
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spot;1019658 wrote: Say no more. nudge nudge. Bit of a goer, are you, know what I mean?
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflyou do have a way with words!:D
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflyou do have a way with words!:D
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ur_next_ex;1019617 wrote: I'm Not The Marrying Type Anyway. After About 5 Years of Constant Use, I'd Wanna Trade Her In For A Newer Fresher Model, and Although I Never Been Married Before I Would Think That Might Cause A Problem...
I think you will be safe in the marriage stakes.
I can see women flocking to get married to someone so loving & caring;)
I think you will be safe in the marriage stakes.
I can see women flocking to get married to someone so loving & caring;)
It's nice to be important,but more important to be nice.
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ur_next_ex;1019617 wrote: I'm Not The Marrying Type Anyway. After About 5 Years of Constant Use, I'd Wanna Trade Her In For A Newer Fresher Model, and Although I Never Been Married Before I Would Think That Might Cause A Problem...
Who said romance was dead:-4:-4
Who said romance was dead:-4:-4
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Well at least your honest. I dont think there is anything wrong with staying single.
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ur_next_ex;1019617 wrote: I'm Not The Marrying Type Anyway. After About 5 Years of Constant Use, I'd Wanna Trade Her In For A Newer Fresher Model, and Although I Never Been Married Before I Would Think That Might Cause A Problem...
PMSL.... I think you have no worries at all of anyone wanting to marry you....:wah:
Use him and abuse him ladies.... :sneaky:;):wah:
PMSL.... I think you have no worries at all of anyone wanting to marry you....:wah:
Use him and abuse him ladies.... :sneaky:;):wah:
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ur_next_ex;1019617 wrote: I'm Not The Marrying Type Anyway. After About 5 Years of Constant Use, I'd Wanna Trade Her In For A Newer Fresher Model, and Although I Never Been Married Before I Would Think That Might Cause A Problem...
how old are you?
how old are you?
Life is just to short for drama.
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ur_next_ex;1019617 wrote: I'm Not The Marrying Type Anyway. After About 5 Years of Constant Use, I'd Wanna Trade Her In For A Newer Fresher Model, and Although I Never Been Married Before I Would Think That Might Cause A Problem...
Don’t forget to take into account your own rate of depreciation.
Don’t forget to take into account your own rate of depreciation.
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ur_next_ex;1019617 wrote: I'm Not The Marrying Type Anyway. After About 5 Years of Constant Use, I'd Wanna Trade Her In For A Newer Fresher Model, and Although I Never Been Married Before I Would Think That Might Cause A Problem...I bet the girls in your town can let out a huge sigh of relief then! :rolleyes:
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thats an interesting way of thinking,
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What can I say that hasn't already been said. Your honest and naive, it will hit you one day and watch out. :rolleyes:
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Well it's a toss up between the lone ranger and dick turpin. :wah:
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abbey;1020398 wrote: Well it's a toss up between the lone ranger and dick turpin. :wah:
or Edward Scissorhands?:wah:
or Edward Scissorhands?:wah:
Life is just to short for drama.
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Just Broke Up With My Umphteenth Girlfriend........I Stopped Counting After 30. Basically For The Same Reason. They Want To - But I Just Don't Want To Get Married. I Would guess Not Many men Can Say That They Have Been Proposed To By 4 Different Women In The course Of their Lives. . .
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ur_next_ex;1021153 wrote: Just Broke Up With My Umphteenth Girlfriend........I Stopped Counting After 30. Basically For The Same Reason. They Want To - But I Just Don't Want To Get Married. I Would guess Not Many men Can Say That They Have Been Proposed To By 4 Different Women In The course Of their Lives. . .
ahhhhhhhhh you failed to let us know all of this!
I really do see your point now!
some folks like to be single, perhaps not get into any relationship.
ahhhhhhhhh you failed to let us know all of this!
I really do see your point now!
some folks like to be single, perhaps not get into any relationship.
Life is just to short for drama.
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ur_next_ex;1021153 wrote: Just Broke Up With My Umphteenth Girlfriend........I Stopped Counting After 30. Basically For The Same Reason. They Want To - But I Just Don't Want To Get Married. I Would guess Not Many men Can Say That They Have Been Proposed To By 4 Different Women In The course Of their Lives. . .
Gosh, how do you manage to get your head out of the door without jamming it?
If you just broke up with your umpteenth girlfriend..... um, you have a wee problem some-where. pray tell little one, what be your problem?
Gosh, how do you manage to get your head out of the door without jamming it?
If you just broke up with your umpteenth girlfriend..... um, you have a wee problem some-where. pray tell little one, what be your problem?
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I decided to not ever get married
ur_next_ex;1021153 wrote: Just Broke Up With My Umphteenth Girlfriend........I Stopped Counting After 30. Basically For The Same Reason. They Want To - But I Just Don't Want To Get Married. I Would guess Not Many men Can Say That They Have Been Proposed To By 4 Different Women In The course Of their Lives. . .
Ahhhh now see!... there lies ya problem... it's not marriage at all hunny..... it's the fact that you just keep on attracting the same kind of idiot! *slaps head* :p
Ahhhh now see!... there lies ya problem... it's not marriage at all hunny..... it's the fact that you just keep on attracting the same kind of idiot! *slaps head* :p
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scouse;1021281 wrote: Ahhhh now see!... there lies ya problem... it's not marriage at all hunny..... it's the fact that you just keep on attracting the same kind of idiot! *slaps head* :p
Or maybe the same idiot that's doing the attracting?
Is there another underlying problem here? Are you sure it's girlie's that you should be attracting??
Is there anything you'd like to come out about??
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Or maybe the same idiot that's doing the attracting?
Is there another underlying problem here? Are you sure it's girlie's that you should be attracting??
Is there anything you'd like to come out about??
:sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:
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ur_next_ex;1021153 wrote: Just Broke Up With My Umphteenth Girlfriend........I Stopped Counting After 30. Basically For The Same Reason. They Want To - But I Just Don't Want To Get Married. I Would guess Not Many men Can Say That They Have Been Proposed To By 4 Different Women In The course Of their Lives. . .
Damn. You must be quite a catch for the ladies, eh? Good looking, rich and whatever else may impress folks here too, eh? :rolleyes: Good for you! You'd make an excellent mate for yourself.
Damn. You must be quite a catch for the ladies, eh? Good looking, rich and whatever else may impress folks here too, eh? :rolleyes: Good for you! You'd make an excellent mate for yourself.

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G-man;1021561 wrote: Damn. You must be quite a catch for the ladies, eh? Good looking, rich and whatever else may impress folks here too, eh? :rolleyes: Good for you! You'd make an excellent mate for yourself. 
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G-man;1021561 wrote: Damn. You must be quite a catch for the ladies, eh? Good looking, rich and whatever else may impress folks here too, eh? :rolleyes: Good for you! You'd make an excellent mate for yourself. 
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Where are you posting from???
I need to warn all women to resist you :yh_liar:yh_cowboy:yh_cowboy
I need to warn all women to resist you :yh_liar:yh_cowboy:yh_cowboy
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
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oscar;1021607 wrote: Where are you posting from???
I need to warn all women to resist you :yh_liar:yh_cowboy:yh_cowboy
It's too late!... I'm hooked!!!.... I want his babies!!!!..... MARRY ME ur_next_ex!!!!
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I need to warn all women to resist you :yh_liar:yh_cowboy:yh_cowboy
It's too late!... I'm hooked!!!.... I want his babies!!!!..... MARRY ME ur_next_ex!!!!
:p
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ur_next_ex;1019617 wrote: I'm Not The Marrying Type Anyway. After About 5 Years of Constant Use, I'd Wanna Trade Her In For A Newer Fresher Model, and Although I Never Been Married Before I Would Think That Might Cause A Problem...
a little word of warning about what can happen in some situations like this!
i was married to my husband for over 20 years, he decides he wants a newer model and runs off with a girl 10 years younger than me!
he comes home one day to find her with another man in the house!
we have now reconciled, and i guess you could say he is back with the older model!
a little word of warning about what can happen in some situations like this!
i was married to my husband for over 20 years, he decides he wants a newer model and runs off with a girl 10 years younger than me!
he comes home one day to find her with another man in the house!
we have now reconciled, and i guess you could say he is back with the older model!

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Men, it seems, unlike women want to taste as much as a variety in women as possible. i know i do. So unto woe to those men who get married before they are ready to settle down with the very last piece of azz they will ever be able to get with.
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You've popped up again have you??
I thought you'd be having your 20th proposal now, you big stud :wah::wah::wah:
I thought you'd be having your 20th proposal now, you big stud :wah::wah::wah:
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oscar;1035231 wrote: You've popped up again have you??
I thought you'd be having your 20th proposal now, you big stud :wah::wah::wah:
I would have thought him far tooo busy to be posting on here :wah::wah:
I thought you'd be having your 20th proposal now, you big stud :wah::wah::wah:
I would have thought him far tooo busy to be posting on here :wah::wah:
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Betty Boop;1035233 wrote: I would have thought him far tooo busy to be posting on here :wah::wah:
That's probably why he 'comes' and goes so much :wah::wah::wah:
That's probably why he 'comes' and goes so much :wah::wah::wah:
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
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I think you are safe from any serious marriage proposals. Then again, the more you run, the more of a challenge you seem. I don't see me marrying anytime in the next century either. Shacking up maybe and seeing how it goes.
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