Need a Haircut

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polycarp
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http://www.beliefnet.com/dailyjoke/dail ... x?QID=6588

A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his message. The man returned just before the conclusion of the service.

Afterward the pastor asked the man where he had gone."I went to get a haircut," was the reply.

"But," said the pastor, "why didn't you do that before the service started?"

"Because," the gentleman said, "I didn't need one then."
A formula for tact: "Be brief politely, be aggressive smilingly, be emphatic pleasantly, be positive diplomatically, be right graciously".
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chrisb84uk
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Post by chrisb84uk »

Haha very funny - like it a lot :wah: keep up the good jokes!!
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Porpoise
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That's great! :wah:
DANGER!I drive like you do.
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