Life is all wrong

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:36 pm

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is

tough. It takes up a lot of your time.

What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think

the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home.

You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go

to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your

retirement.

You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school.

You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no

responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb,

you spend your last nine months floating...

You finish off as an orgasm.

mominiowa · Post by **mominiowa** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 8:29 pm

:wah: :yh_rotfl Thats how I want to end life....

mominiowa · Post by **mominiowa** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 8:50 pm

LOL I guess it wouldn't be any different then a casket huh?

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:38 pm

BR,

My thoughts exactly.. LOVE IT..!! :wah: I have always though it was backwards. When your finally retire in your 60's your to damn beat up to do much. I think we shouldn't have to start working till were in our 50's prior to that we just travel, and enjoy life since we are usually health and can do lots more.. Of course there is the damn MONEY ISSUE..

ANITA0101 · Post by **ANITA0101** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 11:05 pm

Lifes are even not controled by ourself.We have to follow the law of living, that is the rule of human being and fortunately we are normal earth life-form.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 11:56 pm

You never know baby you might finish with an orgasm.

In my opinion ? Yes, death is the bonus. :-6

This is a nice place to visit but I wouldnt want to live here forever.

pink princess · Post by **pink princess** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 12:03 am

Nomad wrote: You never know baby you might finish with an orgasm.

is that an offer?

;)

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 12:07 am

I couldnt know for sure but me thinkest baby has all the orgasms she can handle right now !;)

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:50 am

You guys are thinking of the whole process wrong.

Life is recess.

Your soul was with the Creator, then He said, "Would you like to go down to Earth and play for a while? There'll be sickness, poverty, and pain. But there will also be health, happiness, and indescribable joy. It's a real adventure!"

and all of you jumped up and said, "I want to go! Me too!"

Well, recess doesn't last forever! Eventually, Death (the playground monitor) will call "Time to come home now!"

And we'll all trudge back to Heaven, chattering and talking excitedly about the fun and adventures we had, ready to try again, here or on some other world across the galaxies.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 12:20 pm

Jives wrote: You guys are thinking of the whole process wrong.

Life is recess.

Your soul was with the Creator, then He said, "Would you like to go down to Earth and play for a while? There'll be sickness, poverty, and pain. But there will also be health, happiness, and indescribable joy. It's a real adventure!"

and all of you jumped up and said, "I want to go! Me too!"

Well, recess doesn't last forever! Eventually, Death (the playground monitor) will call "Time to come home now!"

And we'll all trudge back to Heaven, chattering and talking excitedly about the fun and adventures we had, ready to try again, here or on some other world across the galaxies.

I like the way you think, Jives.

jasmund · Post by **jasmund** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:46 pm

Hey , you guys, come on , growing older is fun, I'll admit i with my son was still 3, but I love who I am, and hopefully we are all learning as we grow, my lesson learned.

- DONT SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF, I try to live my life and treat people, as if tomorrow wasnt coming. Think of all the cool stuff you have done.

-Jasmund

cars · Post by **cars** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:24 pm

CARLA wrote: BR,

My thoughts exactly.. LOVE IT..!! :wah: I have always though it was backwards. When your finally retire in your 60's your to damn beat up to do much. I think we shouldn't have to start working till were in our 50's prior to that we just travel, and enjoy life since we are usually health and can do lots more.. Of course there is the damn MONEY ISSUE..

CARLA, You sumed up some of my thoughts when I was young. I always said back then, no one should have to work untill they were 46. So physically they could do whatever they wanted to do through 45, then at 46 you would have to go to work until you dropped. As for the money, it would be SS & 401K's in reverse, you collect through 45 then go to work untill? :-2

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:21 am

The Japanese, or at least the Okinawans, do believe life ends as childhood, if you live long enough. When someone makes it to 88 years old, I think, they celebrate by decorating the birthday kid's whole house with giant whirleygigs (toy windmills) to commemorate the second childhood. It's way cool.

kaylahanson · Post by **kaylahanson** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:33 am

mominiowa wrote: LOL I guess it wouldn't be any different then a casket huh?

that would be cool