<t>Hello fellow ForumGarden literati! I am wordwaymike. Well, not really. That's my username, which you all know is a pseudonym. Which is, according to the cyber dictionary that I use to huck a sensible definition at some pesky word that has crept into my brain without the proper descriptive words ...

<t>There is plenty of crime in Florida. Just not where this officer was engaging in a fishing expedition to justify his unjustified action. This was a localized, small potato's example of what many of the governmental authorities at city, county, state, as well as federal levels all across this ...

<t>Not that long ago in Cape Coral, Florida, around 9:30 p.m. at night a lady friend of ours was driving over to my friend's house. She was coming over to pick up her Persian cat that had spent the day in the air conditioned comfort at our place that wasn't available at her home. As said long haired ...

<t>Last night, while in a deep meditational state, I channeled the cosmic energy life force of one of the great mystical major domo dudes of this century, and a couple of others, at the very least.<br/>
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Jesus H. Crikey! Yep! the one and only.<br/>
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[Below, I have related what his life ...

<t>I have learned from sources too vague and obscure to be viewed as credible by the main stream media that the turkey that was originally picked to be pardoned by president Bush at the annual White House Thanksgiving day ceremony has instead been the victim of a Homeland Security/CIA secret ...

Thank you Saint. As for my username in my previous FG incarnation, it was the same. I figure that it still has a lot of virtual miles left on it. Also, I hate dinking around in settings. Nothing good ever comes from it.

Thank you Oscar, for that heartfelt response to the degenerative nature of my thought process. I yam what I yam. And that ain't no sweet potato.

<t>I've been wandering in the cyber wilderness for five years before finding my way back to the FG posting portal. Which by my way of thinking (and someday I will try and explain how that process works) is the Baskin Robbins 31 forum flavors of internet interaction. So here are my "name, rank, and ...

<t>(I wrote this several years ago, during Bush's second term. Seeing as how another Thanksgiving Day approaches I thought that I would trot it out again on this forum. I hope you enjoy.) <br/>
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Thanksgiving turkey that was pardoned by president Bush ends up at Guantanemo Bay!<br/>
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This is part two of my searing, and quite possibly true interpretation of a bunch of random numbered encrypted ...

<r>Hello cinamin,<br/>
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Thanks for your response. Glad that you liked it.<br/>
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As for whether or not these people think we are all idiots. They are playing a numbers game. If they e-mail 1,000 of these, 2 or three will give a nibble. <br/>
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Usually someone who is becoming senile and ...

<t>President Bush is laying the groundwork for an American Theocracy.<br/>
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Good Morning Mr and Mrs. America and your parents too old, and your children too young to be sent to Iraq; "It's showtime!"<br/>
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This is wordwaymike. Reporter/janitor for U.S. News and World Retorts.<br/>
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Hey AussiePam,

Not to worry. Nobody hits a home run, writing wise, with everyone. On every at bat.

I'll talk with you later.

wordwaymike

<r>Hey AussiePam,<br/>
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Thank you! That is high praise for a man such as I am.<br/>
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Here is a link to a British political satire site called End Evil dot com.<br/>
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I posted one of my "political satire" works there, and they were kind enough ...

<t>Hey AussiePam,<br/>
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I liked this one. <br/>
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The part about not drinking the "bong water" reminded me of a comment as to the same, sent to me.<br/>
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A few days ago this was a comment attached to:Repairs to my Groove; and I was a Grovenile delinquent on another writing site.<br ...

<t>Hello again, Aussie Pam,<br/>
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Thank you for your follow up, and I have to say quite wonderful mosey and meander down your local paths and trails of spoken venacular, word verbiage vocalized, and the local flourishes of phonetic fauna and flora that attaches itself to language, as it "makes ...

<t>Hello AussiePam,<br/>
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I'm glad that you liked this one. Even though My spelling doesn't conform to the international "i" before "e" and "u" after "o" in "color" consortium that has gained the upper hand down under.<br/>
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Us Yanks are a stubborn, inbred lot, that seem to delight in ...

<t>Hello Jack's Dad,<br/>
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Glad that you enjoyed this one.<br/>
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Hope that the other humor stories that I post here do their job, and make you laugh, or at least smile.<br/>
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I also have one posted on the political satire forum called; President Bush is a member ...

<t>A friend of mine asked me to come over to his house this Saturday, around noon. He was going to be in his full on "Bar-b-Que" mode and he wanted me to be there specifically.<br/>
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Because he has been aware for years that I have never met a grilled steak, slab, shank, flank, hunk, chunk ...

<t>Recently, someone e-mailed me, with an offer to; "Evaluate the state of my spiritual Groove." Going on to say that they would then do a complete over-haul of the areas of my Groovy-ness that were determined to be deficient. <br/>
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All of this very difficult, but necessary work performed for ...

<t>Hey ThreeStents,<br/>
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You're right about Stewart's and Colbert's ability to zero in on the absurdities of the straight-faced lies that this neo-con-artist crew keeps throwing, like dust up into the air of what ever important discussion they want to keep side tracked, and distant from what ...

<t>From: Mikey<br/>
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To: Suzy<br/>
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Hey Suzy,<br/>
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In the last two weeks I have recieved five internet offers. Each one was from an individual that desired to make me the recipient of a bodaciously huge sum of cash.<br/>
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Three of these offers were from various Nigerian bank ...

<t>Hello ThreeStents,<br/>
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I'm not going anywhere, that is, until the Good Lord wants me Home. Then hey! Who am I to argue?<br/>
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I'm glad that you liked this satirical offering. And if you would like to see the graphics that go with it, go to: End Evil dot com.<br/>
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Click on ...

<t>Hello charles_r51<br/>
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How true. And there is plenty of blame to go around.<br/>
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David Halberstam, who wrote a book called: "The best and the brightest."<br/>
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In which he covered the presidential policy decisions that dealt with the "Viet Nam War", during the Kennedy, Johnson ...

<t>Hello BTS,<br/>
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I'm a funny man. And what are you.<br/>
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This is a political satire site. Humor. Parodies. <br/>
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Ooooh! You googled my name!<br/>
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"Shades of commie, political correct., "I will publish everything there is about you on the web!!!" For telling a funny that I ...

<t>Thank you for that left handed, un-heartfelt attempt at being civil.<br/>
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I realize how difficult that it was for you.<br/>
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I'll wish you better than that Red Glitter.<br/>
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I sincerely wish that your day goes well, and that people will always take the time to hear you out.<br ...

<t>That's what I love about this country! <br/>
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You don't have to like it. <br/>
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Read it. <br/>
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Post a comment on it.<br/>
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But lady please!<br/>
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Don't even start pretending that you know anything at all about manners, <br/>
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or would adhere to such social ...

<t>It's called satire. Get used to it.<br/>
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If there wasn't a friggin' mountain of illegal, unethical, criminal, morally bankrupt stuff sliding down from the top of Bush-ville U.S.A. each and every day. There wouldn't be any opportunity, angles, etc. for satire of this type.<br/>
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But it ...

<t>Breaking News: wordwaymike <br/>
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"Battle-field commission promotion" <br/>
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To: Reporter/janitor <br/>
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U.S. News & World Retort. <br/>
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Where the news isn't "always" wrong! <br/>
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It just seems like it is! <br/>
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Reporting from: Shhhh! <br/>
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Damning evidence ...