<r>Well DG I think you are very brave. I don't know about the USA but all the men are pacing up and down here in the UK with fingers crossed waiting for news of DGs baby. Its shaking the island to bits ! Meantime, the shops are making a fortune selling white gowns and those funny surgical hats. We ...

Does anybody else know how to fly cheese ? DG mentions it, but when it comes down to the techniques she goes a bit woolly :-1

<t>Well I take Xenical , you lose about two pounds per week. Not too sure if you can use if it you are insuline dependent because that is one of the things they test for before they will let you have Xenical is diabetes. Could be that it is just a matter of close control if you take it with that ...

Anyway if its the normal type of pregnant. No its leads to mortgages, losing your individuality, being tied down and eventually a divorce . No I am not a fan of pregnant, its a mugs game

What Nomad. There are several types of pregnant. Pregnant pause, Pregnant wait, just pregnant, pregnant desire, which type is she interested in ?

Im glad to hear it, I was getting a bit worried about that meeting. Oh dear you told me about the file too late ! Do you have a spare pair of dentures I can borrow ?

<t>Well I hope the something you have got to show me does not included taking any clothes off. Firstly its cold at this time of year and secondly carnal exercises around hollybushes can be quite painful. Best stick to warm hay or grassy clearings in the forest for that type of thing and summer is ...

Well you will get into all sorts of trouble if you start feeding babies to mice. Babies have more societies protecting them than all the words uttered at the United Nations in a whole week. Its a non starter and I won't visit you in prision either

<t>Well you know the regulations about explosive substances and why a baby blanket ?<br/>
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Could you not wrap it in aluminium foil . I know when I was a baby that I wouldn't have been too pleased if they used blankets for me that had previously been wrapped round cheese and who wants a baby ...

<t>You are a purveyor of duff information ! For three days I run up and down flapping my arms in front of a chunk of Cheddar. At the end I was exhausted but the cheese had done nothing at all. Next I put it on the lawn so that it could see how birds fly. They ate it ! The stupid stuff didn't even ...

DesignerGal;463446 wrote: Hi Spamela!


Nonsense cheese cannot fly

Yes you are quite right it refers to Rented Sheltered Housing UK

<t>You will almost certainly have a purpose in finding this post. For your information I am trying to get a pressure group going to redress some of the concerns emerging after recent Government legislation. The Remit is 'Rent Restructuring' and 'Target Rents', and how they will affect residents ...