The KKK
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:53 pm
I knew that would get ya.
A new radical group of dog supremacists are appearing around the neighborhood. Known only as the KKK, (Kibbles and Kennel Klan) they are seen here collecting donations to further their cause. Wearing white sheets in order to cowardly conceal their identity, they are spreading words of hate. One cat owner family was horrified to find the words "Dogs Rule and Cats Drool" painted on their garage door, and flaming cat nip on their front lawn. They have also been seen peeing on their neighbors lawns and local fire hydrants as a way to rebel against local authorities. And mail delivery has come to a complete stop on several blocks. One witness states that they've seen the KKK squatting on front porches and leaving feces in common walking areas, and barking. When will the madness end!?!?!?
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A new radical group of dog supremacists are appearing around the neighborhood. Known only as the KKK, (Kibbles and Kennel Klan) they are seen here collecting donations to further their cause. Wearing white sheets in order to cowardly conceal their identity, they are spreading words of hate. One cat owner family was horrified to find the words "Dogs Rule and Cats Drool" painted on their garage door, and flaming cat nip on their front lawn. They have also been seen peeing on their neighbors lawns and local fire hydrants as a way to rebel against local authorities. And mail delivery has come to a complete stop on several blocks. One witness states that they've seen the KKK squatting on front porches and leaving feces in common walking areas, and barking. When will the madness end!?!?!?
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