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Shortest Fairy Tale Ever

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy said, "No."

And the girl lived happily ever after and listened to stories that interested her, went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, and farted whenever she wanted.

The end.

Funny you should mention. Just last night I was relating my favorite "shortest fairytale."

Once upon a time there was a woman. The End.

observer1 wrote: Shortest Fairy Tale Ever

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy said, "No."

And the girl lived happily ever after and listened to stories that interested her, went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, and farted whenever she wanted.



The end.I love a happy ending.

Sure was short alright! But when you really think about, it kinda makes sense!!! :wah:

That's the best fairy tale I've heard in a long time!

Far Rider wrote: [QUOTE=observer1]Shortest Fairy Tale Ever.....

.......and farted whenever she wanted.QUOTE]



huh? women do that?:-3


Not I!!!! :p

Far Rider wrote: [quote=observer1]Shortest Fairy Tale Ever.....

.......and farted whenever she wanted.QUOTE]





huh? women do that?:-3NO!.. Men fart women whisper

"and listened to stories that interested her, went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, and farted whenever she wanted." Is this really all you want your life to be, meaningless, empty and shallow?



Never having a man around to take care of your needs as a woman (physically, mentally, spiritually and emotionally), to give you a child, to have a family with and to have a purpose with is a terribly selfish and worthless existence. Not to mention the fact if you're a 35-year-old woman whose biological clock is kicked into overdrive and not a good man around in sight. Women do have instinctual biological and maternal needs, you know. This truly is the way to have a more meaningful life -- at least, for this woman. (And no one can tell me what my needs are...)

Most women don't realize how lucky they are to be blessed with husbands and children. You're fairy tale doesn't work for me, but then I guess that's why it's your fairy tale.

P.S. There is a senior woman at work who farts and doesn't say excuse me. It's so rude. If you look at her after she does it, she will just ignore you, or look at you like, "What's wrong with that?" Yes, some women with horrid manners do fart like that.

abbey wrote: [quote=Far Rider]NO!.. Men fart women whisper


Women "Fluff"

Those were good fairy tales. I was laughing.

Valerie100 wrote: "and listened to stories that interested her, went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, and farted whenever she wanted." Is this really all you want your life to be, meaningless, empty and shallow?



Never having a man around to take care of your needs as a woman (physically, mentally, spiritually and emotionally), to give you a child, to have a family with and to have a purpose with is a terribly selfish and worthless existence. Not to mention the fact if you're a 35-year-old woman whose biological clock is kicked into overdrive and not a good man around in sight. Women do have instinctual biological and maternal needs, you know. This truly is the way to have a more meaningful life -- at least, for this woman. (And no one can tell me what my needs are...)

Most women don't realize how lucky they are to be blessed with husbands and children. You're fairy tale doesn't work for me, but then I guess that's why it's your fairy tale.

P.S. There is a senior woman at work who farts and doesn't say excuse me. It's so rude. If you look at her after she does it, she will just ignore you, or look at you like, "What's wrong with that?" Yes, some women with horrid manners do fart like that.


Valerie, it was a joke. I am & have been single for many years, 14 to be exact. Not to say I don't have a significant other. But I have my own place. My life is FAR from meaningless, empty & shallow!! I have a beautiful daughter, gorgeous grandson, & another on the way! I also have plenty of friends & a loving family.

As I said, though, this was only meant as a joke. I'm sorry if it offended you. I thought it was cute.

No, Observer1, it didn't offend me. It just hit me a little too close to home. I can relate to it all too well.

I'm a 35-year-old woman, divorced, childless, no boyfriend or significant other for about two years now; although, I've had a few dates that never went anywhere. All my life is anymore is work on the job and housework. It's horrible. I'm trying to get out and meet people. Sometimes it's easier said than done, what with time constraints and energy levels. It's not been an easy road for me as a single woman, and I'm not about to settle for just any man. You know how that is, I'm sure. I'm newer to Florida. I've lived here for a year and an half. I moved here from Philadelphia, PA. The rules seem to be so much different here, as far as the dating scene goes.

Your post was just a personal matter that's near and dear to my heart and has been for a couple of years now, while I'm trying to get myself re-settled and start a new life. I hope you can understand that. I'm not angry or offended about your post; I'm sorry if you took it that way. I'm just angry about the way things are going in my life at this time.