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Moral of the Story



The teacher gave her fifth grade class an

assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story

with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids

came back and one by one began to tell their

stories. "Tony, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt

Karen. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane

got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory

and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and

a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way

down so the bottle wouldn't break and then her

parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy

troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until

she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the

knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the

last Iraqi with her bare hands."

"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What

kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this

horrible story?"



"Stay the f--- away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking!!"

:sneaky:

:yh_rotfl



I think that might be my cousin! :guitarist