politicians
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 9:22 am
A good ole senator dies.
He goes up to the pearley gates, verry exceited he sees St. Peter. Thinking to himself"I actually made it"
When he gets to the gates he looks at St. Peter. "Well arent you going to let me in???"
St. Peter replies" We do things a little different now. We let you choose where you want to go."
"well i know where i want to go"
"Not so fast there senator, you have to sepend a day in heaven and a day in hell then make your choice. Where yould you like to go first?"
"Well St. Peter i would like to go to heaven first"
The senator goes to heaven, it it everything he always immagined. Harps, angles clouds. Its very serene, very calm, The senator is at peace with everything. The day passes and he is at st peters gate once again...
"Now you get to go to hell Senator."
The senator gets to hell, Its Amaizing. He sees all of his buddies from the senate and they are playing golf. Smoking the finest cigars. There are drink girls that are just as supple as could ever be. He has the best time he could ever have had. The day passes and he returns to the gates of St. Peter
St Peter asks the senator where he would like to go.
"Well Peter, i never thought i would say this,,,, but i want to go to hell. All my friends are there. its everything i thought heaven would be."
So the senator goes to hell, and this time it is all fire and brimstone. He finds the devil and asks " what happened to this place? yesterday there was a lush golffield and now its all fire and brimstone"
"Well Senator, Yesterday we were campaigning, Today you voted for us."
He goes up to the pearley gates, verry exceited he sees St. Peter. Thinking to himself"I actually made it"
When he gets to the gates he looks at St. Peter. "Well arent you going to let me in???"
St. Peter replies" We do things a little different now. We let you choose where you want to go."
"well i know where i want to go"
"Not so fast there senator, you have to sepend a day in heaven and a day in hell then make your choice. Where yould you like to go first?"
"Well St. Peter i would like to go to heaven first"
The senator goes to heaven, it it everything he always immagined. Harps, angles clouds. Its very serene, very calm, The senator is at peace with everything. The day passes and he is at st peters gate once again...
"Now you get to go to hell Senator."
The senator gets to hell, Its Amaizing. He sees all of his buddies from the senate and they are playing golf. Smoking the finest cigars. There are drink girls that are just as supple as could ever be. He has the best time he could ever have had. The day passes and he returns to the gates of St. Peter
St Peter asks the senator where he would like to go.
"Well Peter, i never thought i would say this,,,, but i want to go to hell. All my friends are there. its everything i thought heaven would be."
So the senator goes to hell, and this time it is all fire and brimstone. He finds the devil and asks " what happened to this place? yesterday there was a lush golffield and now its all fire and brimstone"
"Well Senator, Yesterday we were campaigning, Today you voted for us."