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I am going to get in soooo much trouble but WTF. The weather is nice here and BTS would rather pee in the yard than use the bathroom. I have a cousin who ALWAYS did this - no matter the weather (a guy thing?). TODAY - :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl I saw our dog pee over every place BTS did outside within 2 minutes. It was like the dog said "My yard MOFO" . I'm sorry but it just made my sides hurt from laughing soooo much.

flopstock wrote: hey girl! Sounds like a kodak moment to me...:sneaky:
It was...... the dog went and over-pee'd every time.......:wah: :wah:

LOL :wah: I just watched an episode of the Austrailian soap Neighbours, One of the characters Joe Mangle gave a good description of what men do.............

I`M JUST GOING TO POINT PERCY AT THE PETUNIAS :wah:



Scott

-I love when people share!:wah:

-My fiance, has this big dog "SAM" he is 14 years old, he got him when he was a puppy , actually took him from someone because they were hitting him with a broom all the time, so he drove by and tookem, any how, he lives on a farm, and he didnt want to have to tie him up, so he was watching something on Discovery, and decided to try it, and yep it worked like a charm, every morning for about 2 weeks, he would take sammy boy out for a walk around the property of the house, and the second week, around the paddocks, anyway, he peed, sam peed, he peed, sam peed! He was showing sammy boy his boundaries, and it worked!!



-To bad you cant do that with teenagers (just kidding)

-Jasmund

Too funny! My parents have a pool... When my kids go to swim at their house, my dad always lets the boys go and pee outside rather than having to go all the way inside. This drives Grandma CRAZY!!! At least is saves her wood floors from being trod over by wet kids all afternoon!!!! LOL

Perfectly natural!

It wasn't until the late 1800's that the indoor toilet was even invented. Before that everyone used outhouses or pits in polite areas.

Many places in the Canadian West and the American West did not have indoor plumbing until the 1960's!

So...from 150,000 years B.C. til about the late 1800's - if one didn't go outside - where would one go?

I think he's in touch with his historical genes.

My ex always "went" outside too. We'd drive over to my mother's & before he'd go inside, he'd make a pitstop at her pine trees! Must be a guy thing.

:-2 Am i alone in thinking this is wrong?

If Ian peed out back while at my house i'd kick his nuts into the middle of next week!

My ex always used to pee in the kitchen sink when he had been drinking, he said it was nearer than the upstairs bathroom, one time there were dishes waiting to be washed, so I left them there for him to wash next morning, I made him was and dry them six times before I would let him put them back in the cupboards.

pina wrote: My ex always used to pee in the kitchen sink when he had been drinking, he said it was nearer than the upstairs bathroom, one time there were dishes waiting to be washed, so I left them there for him to wash next morning, I made him was and dry them six times before I would let him put them back in the cupboards. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!:eek:

The dirty bugger. :-2

abbey wrote: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!:eek:

The dirty bugger. :-2


He was too...I could tell you lots of stories about things he did while drunk. :wah:

Maybe it`s a USA thing, mind you its bloody too cold here for that sort of thing.

I can remember going fishing in one spring , I was really bursting but my fingers were so cold I could`nt pull my zipper down, lol, I had to get my brother to pull it for me ( the zipper I`m talking about) :wah: well it was either that or P myself.

Scott

Far Rider wrote: I dont think you oughta do that Abbey... it could make his winky not wanna stand up when you come in the room!:wah:Tell ya summat Far, if he even thought about doing what Pina's ex did it could shrivel up and never stand to attention for all i cared.

Far Rider wrote: I dont think you oughta do that Abbey... it could make his winky not wanna stand up when you come in the room!:wah:


Starch would help. :wah:

pina wrote: He was too...I could tell you lots of stories about things he did while drunk. :wah:please,please,please,please.......DONT! :wah:

scotty wrote: Maybe it`s a USA thing, mind you its bloody too cold here for that sort of thing.



I can remember going fishing in one spring , I was really bursting but my fingers were so cold I could`nt pull my zipper down, lol, I had to get my brother to pull it for me ( the zipper I`m talking about) :wah: well it was either that or P myself.



ScottPMSL...You poor thing. :sneaky:

scotty wrote: Maybe it`s a USA thing, mind you its bloody too cold here for that sort of thing.

I can remember going fishing in one spring , I was really bursting but my fingers were so cold I could`nt pull my zipper down, lol, I had to get my brother to pull it for me ( the zipper I`m talking about) :wah: well it was either that or P myself.

Scott


Did you pee on a pole or tree.

pina wrote: My ex always used to pee in the kitchen sink when he had been drinking, he said it was nearer than the upstairs bathroom, one time there were dishes waiting to be washed, so I left them there for him to wash next morning, I made him was and dry them six times before I would let him put them back in the cupboards.


:wah: :wah: :wah: The Dirty bugga.



Good one Pina.

In Scotland the biggest problem is finding the thing LOL :wah:

:yh_sick on the dishes.......yeee gads....

Sorry l am with Abbey on this one, if my other half (not that he ever would) tried peeing outside l would call him a few choice names....

An ex did this and it drove me nuts the dirty bugga, no where to wash your hands for a start......:-2

scotty wrote: In Scotland the biggest problem is finding the thing LOL :wah:


Are all Scots little? :wah:

pina wrote: Are all Scots little? :wah:


Only when cold :wah: :wah: :wah:

When swimming in the North sea we need to retract, otherwise it would fall off.

:yh_rotfl

So do you wear thermal swim wear...

scotty wrote: Only when cold.

When swimming in the North sea we need to retract, otherwise it would fall off.




You need to come and live here before it disappears altogether. :wah: The sun nurtures and helps things to grow.

pina wrote:



You need to come and live here before it disappears altogether. :wah: The sun nurtures and helps things to grow.


Goodmorning all



Thats so thoughtful of you Pina, I would have invited him here but after Bothwells thread, I think he may end up with it being bittens of completly by something nasty in the ocean:-3

pina wrote:

You need to come and live here before it disappears altogether. :wah: The sun nurtures and helps things to grow.


Im on my way, sun is just what my Aspidistra needs :-6 .LOL

Pina how do I get my smilies to work ?

Scott

scotty wrote: Im on my way, sun is just what my Aspidistra needs :-6 .LOL

Pina how do I get my smilies to work ?

Scott


Do you mean the big smilies?

Aye the big ones , I have the program, but every time I try to add a smilie it doesnt work some how.

Did you download from Smilie Central

You people crack me up - my sides are hurting again. :wah:

:yh_rotfl So funny guys!!



It's really becoming an issue around here though.

I don't get to go out much in the evenings at all, but the last three times I have witnessed men relieving themselves in shop doorways etc, one was actually under a lamp post!! His girlfriend stepped aside and waited for him, I couldn't believe my eyes.

lady cop wrote: it's arrestable here, if in a public place of course. indecent exposure.


Well my Dad is here at the moment and say's it's arrestable here too.



However it's Ok in the garden so long as you have a big garden cause if you pee in the same spot all the time it starts to smell. He also say's it high in nitrogen and food for plants. He said if he pees on the cabbages they will have large green leaves. I think I'll pass on dinner next time they invite me over:D

Something about it being my children and their grandchildren make it ok at grandma's......but NO adults do it!!!!

I must say my parents live on a large bit of property, so really nobody around. I would never allow my boys to do this at home, as our homes are closer together (something I can not get used to).....and this is just plain inconsiderate to do to a neighbor.

It seem squite acceptable to most of our members, how many of you girlies would pull your knickers down & "water" the roses?

abbey wrote: It seem squite acceptable to most of our members, how many of you girlies would pull your knickers down & "water" the roses?


Well there's a problem with the drips, it's not like we can just shake it like a bloke.



I don't mind if I'm in the bush without a loo.

orangesox1 wrote: Well there's a problem with the drips, it's not like we can just shake it like a bloke.



I don't mind if I'm in the bush without a loo.


If a girl's gotta go - she's gotta go - road trips are hard for me.

OK.....NOW........ Ain't that a pisser.............LOL... The little woman tells all and I miss it. So yes I do enjoy a "COUNTRY PEE" and keep it discreet ( I thought) My Gamps taught me about the subject and I passed it on to my 4 boys. I see nothin wrong with peein outside when you live in the country. Now about the dog............folowing me around..........I plead the 5th........

Betty Boop wrote: :yh_rotfl So funny guys!!



It's really becoming an issue around here though.

I don't get to go out much in the evenings at all, but the last three times I have witnessed men relieving themselves in shop doorways etc, one was actually under a lamp post!! His girlfriend stepped aside and waited for him, I couldn't believe my eyes.


Agreed. That is downright rude - especially in doorways and areas where there are other people!

Okay, but now imagine yourself in a setting like this: (see photo)

Men and women alike "wash the plants" because - what is the alternative?

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It's 25 degrees outside and it's happening again. This time he doesn't go comepletely outside - keeps his back side in the house. The bathroom is 5 FEET away and he's letting all that cold air in..............:-5

nvalleyvee wrote: It's 25 degrees outside and it's happening again. This time he doesn't go comepletely outside - keeps his back side in the house. The bathroom is 5 FEET away and he's letting all that cold air in..............:-5


OK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Home videos are soon to be launched on this site........

And it ain't pretty!!!!!!!!!!



Wanna take that back?

Last chance

Tombstone wrote: Perfectly natural!



It wasn't until the late 1800's that the indoor toilet was even invented. Before that everyone used outhouses or pits in polite areas.



Many places in the Canadian West and the American West did not have indoor plumbing until the 1960's!



So...from 150,000 years B.C. til about the late 1800's - if one didn't go outside - where would one go?



I think he's in touch with his historical genes.


Yippers I think soooo tooo

nvalleyvee wrote: It's 25 degrees outside and it's happening again. This time he doesn't go comepletely outside - keeps his back side in the house. The bathroom is 5 FEET away and he's letting all that cold air in..............:-5


Oh Valley!! Does this mean there will be yellow spots in the snow all around your front door???!!! LOL

robinseggs wrote: Oh Valley!! Does this mean there will be yellow spots in the snow all around your front door???!!! LOL


You know it.....:wah:

Far Rider wrote: hahahah...

Ok fellas...

I lived in a bunkhouse growing up... we each had a bunk... and we each had our own small cubby we called our own.

In the back wall of the bunkhouse was the peehole...

It was ok for my brothers..but I couldn't use it.... the hole wasn't large enough.


Are you bragging or complaining!!!!!!!!!:wah:

Far Rider wrote: hahahah...

Ok fellas...

I lived in a bunkhouse growing up... we each had a bunk... and we each had our own small cubby we called our own.

In the back wall of the bunkhouse was the peehole...

It was ok for my brothers..but I couldn't use it.... the hole wasn't large enough.


Ha....good one!!!!!!